Henry and the Coin ONE+SHOT

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Henry and the Coin ONE+SHOT

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Henry Altman. Businessman. Family man. A great guy. Served in the army. Went to Church every Sunday. Donated to various charities.

He was also an evil mastermind.

You see, Henry had gotten his hands on a very... special coin that he found in the hands of a very dead bird. A bird that, unfortunately, had been eaten by a baby Racoon. Good for the Racoon! Bad for the bird.

"What a shame", though Henry to himself. The little Racoon let him take it. What use did he have for the coin anyway? Besides, it would look good in Henry's coin collection.

And then the "incident" happened.

You don't realize how good you have it until you see somebody else's life ruined completely right before you.
Especially if said person is a teenage boy, and you may or may not be responsible for turning said boy into a mouse. A really dorky and sickly looking mouse at that. And then you see the poor kid being chased by a cat.

And then the cat EATS the kid. Ouch!

And then Henry got an AWFUL idea.

You see, Mr. Henry's boss had been a real jerk lately. BAM! Turn that sucker into a ground squireel! Driving instructor being a twit? POOF! Turn that nasty wasty into a parrot!

Henry was living the good life. Yup, he really was.

Until he woke up.

TV NEWSCASTER: Recent report: Carl Steward, former banker turned half+human badger turned supercriminal at large, has been arrested on counts of transforming students into animals, attempted murder, resisting arrest, grand conspiracy, theivery, fraud and squatting.

HENRY: Huh?

Henry, in reality, was just a little kid.

HENRY'S MOM: Wake up, Henry. Time for school!

HENRY: Aw, mom!

FIN
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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This story does have my approval and it is a very funny and entertaining story! Nice work!
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It's inventive. (Like the 'squatting' gag at the end of the charges)
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It took me a while to realize that squatting actually is living illegally somewhere. I DID know it since I watch EastEnders.
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"A dream is a wish your heart makes", huh? Sez you, Walt Disney!
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To be fair, it was actually the late lyricist Mack David, the late composter Al Hoffman and the late songwriter Jerry Livingston who came up with the song. :lol:
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:54 pm To be fair, it was actually the late lyricist Mack David, the late composter Al Hoffman and the late songwriter Jerry Livingston who came up with the song. :lol:
How'd Uncle Walt put up with all that tardiness?
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To be fair, he was the latest of them all since her died before any of them.
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