Housepets!

Yikes!
Blown up just in time for the Fourth of July !!!

Not sure with the amount of damage everybody received that they CAN be put back together again. Sort of like Humpty Dumpty but with pets!

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:57 pm Not sure with the amount of damage everybody received that they CAN be put back together again. Sort of like Humpty Dumpty but with pets!

Oh dog no
The image is seared in my brain

Marion, Marion
Sat on a wall
Marion, Marion
Had a great fall.

And all of Keene's money, and
All of Keene's men.
Couldn't put that squirrel
Together again.

Would he really want to though since it was his brother that blew him into smithereens so if he did they Marion would try to get revenge on Simon. I have a feeling that Keene who is very big on family would not want his brother to be targeted by an angry squirrel.

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:50 am Would he really want to though since it was his brother that blew him into smithereens so if he did they Marion would try to get revenge on Simon. I have a feeling that Keene who is very big on family would not want his brother to be targeted by an angry squirrel.

Especially since all the Miltons are kinda "nuts".

Some seem to be more nuts than others.

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:40 pm Some seem to be more nuts than others.

I mean, there's a reason Simon's barred from being on-air.

I know why Tiger has been barred but I don't think I know why Simon is. I need my memory refreshed!

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 10:29 pm I know why Tiger has been barred but I don't think I know why Simon is. I need my memory refreshed!

I believe he just says anything that'll get him attention.

Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues! I mean supplies!


Everyone preparing for the endgame!


Honestly Joey kinda scares me in the late game

Hagus wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:59 pm



Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues! I mean supplies!


Everyone preparing for the endgame!


Honestly Joey kinda scares me in the late game

...Keene, wow. Just, wow.

Who even knew that Keene could be so violent and want to inflict a lot of damage like that? Anyway I'm sure someone sooner or later will avenge Satau.

Terrence – Stabbed by Pete
Dallas – Broken neck after a fall out of a tree
Kitsune – Crushed when Dallas fell on him
Mungo – Strangled by Lester
Tiger – Burned alive by Sasha
Spot (Superdog) – Poisoned with manchineel apples by Jasper
Res – Stabbed by Karishad
Duke – Skull fracture after a fall out of a tree
Concord – Electrocuted when trying to get around the electrified force field of the arena
Karishad – Suicide by slitting his wrists
Sasha – Suicide by throwing herself into a pond
Delusional Steve – Internal injuries from an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Fox – Crushed by debris that collapsed on him as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Zach – Impaled by debris as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Lester – Bludgeoned with a log used in a fire by Cory
Boris – Strangled with a rope by Chauncey
Kevin – Skull smashed against a large rock by Marvin
Four Finger Discount Jack – Shot with an arrow by Bailey
Lois – Accidentally blown up with a landmine
North Star – Hypothermia due to exposure from the elements
Pete – Accidentally ingested a drink laced with ricin meant for Marvin
Chauncey – Drowned in the sea trying to escape the island
King – Bludgeoned with a heavy rock flung in a slingshot by Jasper
Tarot – Beaten to death by Deevee Sanchez and Joey
Bino – Poisoned after accidentally eating yew berries thinking they were edible
Max – Decapitated with a sword by Cory
Duchess – Fell out of a tree
Marvin – Stabbed with his own wooden spear by Satau
Cerberus – Slashed to death with a sickle by Long-Lost Cousin Aran
Yeltsin – Stabbed after Keene threw a knife at him
Jessica – Beaten to death by Jasper, Long Lost Cousin Aran and Deevee Sanchez
Bailey – Drowned in a frozen lake
Dragon – Blown up by Cory with his explosives
Deevee Sanchez – Impaled to death in a Punjabi trap made by Sabrina
Long Lost Cousin Aran – Pushed off a cliff by Jasper
Marion – Broken neck after falling in a bit
Satau – Bludgeoned with a mace by Keene

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:57 am Who even knew that Keene could be so violent and want to inflict a lot of damage like that? Anyway I'm sure someone sooner or later will avenge Satau.

Terrence – Stabbed by Pete
Dallas – Broken neck after a fall out of a tree
Kitsune – Crushed when Dallas fell on him
Mungo – Strangled by Lester
Tiger – Burned alive by Sasha
Spot (Superdog) – Poisoned with manchineel apples by Jasper
Res – Stabbed by Karishad
Duke – Skull fracture after a fall out of a tree
Concord – Electrocuted when trying to get around the electrified force field of the arena
Karishad – Suicide by slitting his wrists
Sasha – Suicide by throwing herself into a pond
Delusional Steve – Internal injuries from an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Fox – Crushed by debris that collapsed on him as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Zach – Impaled by debris as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Lester – Bludgeoned with a log used in a fire by Cory
Boris – Strangled with a rope by Chauncey
Kevin – Skull smashed against a large rock by Marvin
Four Finger Discount Jack – Shot with an arrow by Bailey
Lois – Accidentally blown up with a landmine
North Star – Hypothermia due to exposure from the elements
Pete – Accidentally ingested a drink laced with ricin meant for Marvin
Chauncey – Drowned in the sea trying to escape the island
King – Bludgeoned with a heavy rock flung in a slingshot by Jasper
Tarot – Beaten to death by Deevee Sanchez and Joey
Bino – Poisoned after accidentally eating yew berries thinking they were edible
Max – Decapitated with a sword by Cory
Duchess – Fell out of a tree
Marvin – Stabbed with his own wooden spear by Satau
Cerberus – Slashed to death with a sickle by Long-Lost Cousin Aran
Yeltsin – Stabbed after Keene threw a knife at him
Jessica – Beaten to death by Jasper, Long Lost Cousin Aran and Deevee Sanchez
Bailey – Drowned in a frozen lake
Dragon – Blown up by Cory with his explosives
Deevee Sanchez – Impaled to death in a Punjabi trap made by Sabrina
Long Lost Cousin Aran – Pushed off a cliff by Jasper
Marion – Broken neck after falling in a bit
Satau – Bludgeoned with a mace by Keene

I'm surprised Keene was even strong enough to off Satau. Must've had a jump on him.

Keene is turning into quite the assassin isn’t he?

trekkie wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:43 am Keene is turning into quite the assassin isn’t he?

I give him 3/5 stars. He needs to be more creative, and he didn't get the accident kill points.
I play too much HITMAN.

Hagus wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:59 pm

Uh... We sure Keene hasn't been reading my HousepetZ fic on his down-time?

We could go and ask him but he won't tell you the truth if he has or not.

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:52 pm We could go and ask him but he won't tell you the truth if he has or not.

He'll direct the question to his lawyers.

At least the ones that he hasn't already killed off in gruesome ways.

Oh no, not Mr. London!

To be honest, I am pretty sure that he is the one that won the "Milton Ferrets Hunger Games" which is why he is still alive.

I'm really disappointed that Aran didn't make it, I was rooting for him


Marion, I know you faked it. We will be having a talk once this season is done.


Fido still going strong! I think this is the furthest any K9 has ever made it!


District 7 is gone! Joey and his look-alike are still here...I'm sure its just me.


Cory is definitely the favorite to win this season. Much different than last season, he's doing the work and taking out the competition instead of sitting around and waiting for everyone else to do it for him!


Jasper is making up for the...lackluster performance of his teammates

Your cavalcade of casualties!

Surprisingly, less tributes died today. President Snow is not happy.

Since Fido is Ralph's second in com and and I have a feeling that Ralph would really excel at this game, it makes sense that Fido who has proven to be second most competent K-9 would be the last one standing.

TheBlueMicFox wrote: ↑Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:09 pm Surprisingly, less tributes died today. President Snow is not happy.

Ratings are down.

Plus I think that Hagus already has President Snow handled so we don't have to worry about him.

Seems we're overdue for some more mayhem ....

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 2:05 pm Seems we're overdue for some more mayhem ....

Rock: "This season of the Housepets Hunger Games is sponsored by Allstate. Get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like these Games. Allstate. Are you in good hands?"

...Did I just steal Hagus' thing?

I think you stole the AllState commercials thing to be honest.

Which isn't good because Dennis Haysbert played God on Lucifer and he can blow you up.

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:18 pm I think you stole the AllState commercials thing to be honest.

Which isn't good because Dennis Haysbert played God on Lucifer and he can blow you up.

Uh oh...

Though right now Hagus seems to be able to throw you into a dangerous game so you should be more worried about him.

Sorry for the delay! Personal stuff came up I had to attend to.


Fido can't bring himself to kill a cat, one that looks a lot like his brother. He may end up regretting that


WELP THERE GOES MY FAVORITE.


Cory could probably take all 3 of them out if he wanted to.

Also I just realized Sabrina and Fido are still in, I sure hope they don't end up as the final two!


Ah. Yeah see I'm gonna ban suicide in the next season, it's the lamest way to go out and is just kinda dark.

The tributes are being whittled down! I hope you guys get too attached to anyone!

It’s fine about your personal issues as we know that you have a lot more important things to deal with sometimes. I’m just glad you got everything sorted. I really am enjoying this season a lot.

Also, I have a feeling that Aran will end up being taken out next.

Terrence – Stabbed by Pete
Dallas – Broken neck after a fall out of a tree
Kitsune – Crushed when Dallas fell on him
Mungo – Strangled by Lester
Tiger – Burned alive by Sasha
Spot (Superdog) – Poisoned with manchineel apples by Jasper
Res – Stabbed by Karishad
Duke – Skull fracture after a fall out of a tree
Concord – Electrocuted when trying to get around the electrified force field of the arena
Karishad – Suicide by slitting his wrists
Sasha – Suicide by throwing herself into a pond
Delusional Steve – Internal injuries from an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Fox – Crushed by debris that collapsed on him as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Zach – Impaled by debris as the result of an explosion set off by Long Lost Cousin Aran
Lester – Bludgeoned with a log used in a fire by Cory
Boris – Strangled with a rope by Chauncey
Kevin – Skull smashed against a large rock by Marvin
Four Finger Discount Jack – Shot with an arrow by Bailey
Lois – Accidentally blown up with a landmine
North Star – Hypothermia due to exposure from the elements
Pete – Accidentally ingested a drink laced with ricin meant for Marvin
Chauncey – Drowned in the sea trying to escape the island
King – Bludgeoned with a heavy rock flung in a slingshot by Jasper
Tarot – Beaten to death by Deevee Sanchez and Joey
Bino – Poisoned after accidentally eating yew berries thinking they were edible
Max – Decapitated with a sword by Cory
Duchess – Fell out of a tree
Marvin – Stabbed with his own wooden spear by Satau
Cerberus – Slashed to death with a sickle by Long-Lost Cousin Aran
Yeltsin – Stabbed after Keene threw a knife at him
Jessica – Beaten to death by Jasper, Long Lost Cousin Aran and Deevee Sanchez
Bailey – Drowned in a frozen lake
Dragon – Blown up by Cory with his explosives
Deevee Sanchez – Impaled to death in a Punjabi trap made by Sabrina
Long Lost Cousin Aran – Pushed off a cliff by Jasper
Marion – Broken neck after falling in a bit
Satau – Bludgeoned with a mace by Keene
Jasper – Stabbed with a sharped tree branch by Joey
Rockstar Hawk – Suicide by electrocuting himself on the arena’s force field

Hagus wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:22 pm Sorry for the delay! Personal stuff came up I had to attend to.


Fido can't bring himself to kill a cat, one that looks a lot like his brother. He may end up regretting that


WELP THERE GOES MY FAVORITE.


Cory could probably take all 3 of them out if he wanted to.

Also I just realized Sabrina and Fido are still in, I sure hope they don't end up as the final two!


Ah. Yeah see I'm gonna ban suicide in the next season, it's the lamest way to go out and is just kinda dark.

The tributes are being whittled down! I hope you guys get too attached to anyone!

Jasper's death is ironic considering he's holding a broken piece of wood in his profile.

Yeah but it was a sharpened tree branch and not wood he was killed with so it was a bit different from what he was holding. He was impaled with bark that wasn't turned into wood yet.

Lesson from Jasper's demise: Never bring a short plank (no matter how many splinters it has) to a tree limb fight.
(Hey, when you're geezers, you'll be smart like this, too ! )

Or if you know you are going to a tree limb fight, how about you bring shears instead?

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:52 pm Or if you know you are going to a tree limb fight, how about you bring shears instead?

Certainly a good idea if you're up against, say, Pina. Or Els.