Housepets!

This is a forum game I played on another forum, and it was fun.
Basically you go Waiter! There is a ____ in my soup! And the next person responds and does it again with something different.
Example:
P1: Waiter! There are obscure references in my soup
P2: OH MY GOSH IS THAT JASPER
Waiter! There are soup cans in my soup
P3: I thought you asked for extra soup
Waiter! There's goat salad in my soup.

Okay, to get started
Waiter! There's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup… in my bowl of soup!

I thought you asked for extra flies, but we were out. I gave you extra soup.

Waiter! I have a fox in my soup!

Yeah, I'm leaving, it winked at me

WAITER! THERE ARE EYES (OF HURRICANES) IN MY SOUP

What do you mean "it complements the tempest in my teapot???"

WAITER! THERE'S A LIFE JACKET IN MY SOUP!

My mistake, it was for the gravy boat

Waiter, there's a marker in my soup

Of course, it's alphabet soup.


Waiter, there are bouys in my soup!

oh, I thought it was swiss cheese.

WAITER! ALL OF MY FORUM RP CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T FROM THE HOUSEPETS FORUMS ARE IN MY SOUP!

Sorry about that, I read other webcomics too.

Waiter! There's a sarcastic fox in my soup! Tell Rick!

Musta discovered your chicken soup was only pea....

WAITER! THERE'S A POKEMON IN MY SOUPS!!!

Don't let the Pikachu zap you!

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!

well yeah, there's supposed to be. this place primary caters to domestic cats. it's a garnish.

waiter there's dragon in my soup.

Sure. Now you'll never send your soup back `cause it's gone cold.

Waiter, I've got penguins in my soup!!

do you need it to be hotter, because that might send it away.
WAITER! THERE'S A HERD OF SHEEP IN MY SOUP!

Of course! It's shepherd's pie!

Waiter! There's an alligator in my soup!

So that's why Crocodile Rock was on the radio.

Waiter! Res is in my soup!

Well, sir, that's a "Novel" complaint!

Waiter, there's a tiger in my soup!

That's what happens when you give Res mana....

Waiter, why are youin my soup?

HELP! Save me! do someth- *all further sounds are gurgled messes*

WAITER! THERE'S A CHI-BLOCKER (Avatar the Last Airbender) IN MY SOUP!

Well, that's fine, no superpowers allowed anyways!

Waiter! Ahh, there's a wolf in my soup!

Hmmm, he must be stalking the elk in there.

Waiter, there's a motorboat in my soup!!

Well, that's what the gravy boat is for.

Waiter! There's the entire cast of Savestate in my soup!

Soup's got "game"!

Waiter, there's an asteroid in my soup!

Could be an alien soup?

Waiter, there is a fingernail clipping in my soup

Sorry. It's a habit.

WAITER, THERE'S A BILL CIPHER IN MY SOUP!

"Don't worry, sir - there will be no "cyphers" on your "bill".

"WAITER - THERE'S A FORD FAIRLANE IN MY SOUP!"

oops *replaces it with a martini bar*

Waiter there's a hero in my soup.

should we pack your sup in another box?

waiter! there is a phone in my soup!

Sorry, they look just like llamas.

WAITER! THERE IS A HAUNTING OF ENDERMEN IN MY SOUP!

Sorry, we'd replace it but they took the bowl

Waiter!! There's twitter drama in my soup!

*turns off the wifi*

Waiter, there's a zergling in my s-AUGH!!! GET IT OFF!

I'm sorry, I am not equipped to handle this.
WAITER! THERE IS A DALEK IN MY SOUP

Set phasers to kill. Definitely.

Waiter! There's a hyperlink in my soup!

Do you want to find out where it goes?

Waiter! There is a small asteroid in my soup!

Why complain? Those things are worth a fortune!

Waiter! There's national debt in my soup!

Sorry, we were all out of personal debt

Waiter, there's the complete series of Spectacular Spider-Man on Blu-Ray in my soup!

Sorry, here's a copy on HD DVD

Waiter! There's thousands of unread emails in my soup!

You get that with our "special delivery service", dear customer.

Waiter, there's a narwhale in my soup!