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Housepets! - Incorrect Quotes
There actually is an ‘Incorrect Quotes’ Blog on Tumblr, but for whatever reason the person running it hasn’t updated in a long time. So I figured, in the meantime, I could set up another ‘Incorrect Quotes’ thread here on the forum for funzies. Completely open to anyone who wants to add a quote, of course. Be sure to source when you can!
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Peanut: So remember when you told me NOT to burn down the house?
Grape: You burned down the house?!
Peanut: NO! I put the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story!
source:brooklyn99
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Peanut: So remember when you told me NOT to burn down the house?
Grape: You burned down the house?!
Peanut: NO! I put the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story!
source:brooklyn99
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I didn't know about this kind of game. Do we make quotes that were never said but sound completely like something the characters would say?
20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2020, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too!
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too!
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Yep, that’s exactly it. They can be quotes from pop culture, funny quotes you heard online, or just something you made up yourself.Silly Zealot wrote:I didn't know about this kind of game. Do we make quotes that were never said but sound completely like something the characters would say?
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Max: Why do I constantly feel like crap and waste my time doing nothing?
Max’s Brain: You have depression.
Max: Nah, that can’t be it. It’s gotta be something I ate.
Max’s Brain: You have depression.
Max: Nah, that can’t be it. It’s gotta be something I ate.
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King: There’s a new feeling inside. It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.
Bailey: It's called happiness.
King: (In an angry, defensive voice) Whatever it is, I LIKE it!
Bailey: It's called happiness.
King: (In an angry, defensive voice) Whatever it is, I LIKE it!
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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King: My wife is too tall for me to kiss. What should I do?
Fox: Punch her in the stomach, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.
Kevin: Tackle her!
Duchess: Dump her...
Sasha: Kick her in the shins!
Bailey: NO TO ALL OF THESE!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!
Fox: Punch her in the stomach, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.
Kevin: Tackle her!
Duchess: Dump her...
Sasha: Kick her in the shins!
Bailey: NO TO ALL OF THESE!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!
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Max: “When I get stressed I do illegal things!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Jack: What Ferrari? I didn't steal a car.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Gale: so, it doesn't have to be hunting season to get Deere on the stock exchange....?
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King: You're enjoying this. You just love to dance around questions and spring surprises when you know something the rest of us don't.
Kitsune: It's like a drug for us gods.
Kitsune: It's like a drug for us gods.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Cerberus: "It was a promotion. Now I get to work with kids!"
Eudoant: "Mine, too. I get to work with low-lifes."
Eudoant: "Mine, too. I get to work with low-lifes."
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Pete: "Look, Cerberus, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman."
Cerberus: "…Go on."
Pete: "……No. I sense I made a mistake of some kind."
Cerberus: "…Go on."
Pete: "……No. I sense I made a mistake of some kind."
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Bino and Joey are listening to music...
Bino: Hey, what’s this from?
Joey: Oh, it’s from this Japanese band called Ikimono Gakari.
Bino: No, what’s it from?
Joey: ............................ Naruto.
source: ProZD
Bino: Hey, what’s this from?
Joey: Oh, it’s from this Japanese band called Ikimono Gakari.
Bino: No, what’s it from?
Joey: ............................ Naruto.
source: ProZD
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Craig: "I have decided to devote my entire mortal life to the betterment of all beings with whom I share this Terrestrial realm."
Draig: "and I'm gonna help!"
Li'l Dino- demon: "Me, too."
Draig: "and I'm gonna help!"
Li'l Dino- demon: "Me, too."
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Dalas: There is no core breech imminent.
Lester: I know that.
Dalas: Good. Because I'm not sure what I'm even saying at this point.
Joey (mumbling to self): I can't believe he just got tricked into quoting that and didn't notice.
Lester: I know that.
Dalas: Good. Because I'm not sure what I'm even saying at this point.
Joey (mumbling to self): I can't believe he just got tricked into quoting that and didn't notice.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Lester: Lester’s life lesson number one! The ruder you are, the more people will respect you. Why d'you think everyone listens to Bino?"
Joey: "Because he's in charge of the club?"
Lester: "Wrong! Because he’s a jerk to absolutely everyone. I hate him. But I kinda think he's amazing too. I get confused feelings."
Also;
King: "You know why you can't get a handle on me? Because I'm an ordinary person. I'm normal. I'm just a random Corgi who takes each day as it comes. I'm not particularly chatty, handsome or clever, but you know what? I get by. I manage. So don't dismiss me just because—unlike all your pals in that club—my personality isn't the product of a crippling psychological disorder."
Joey: "Because he's in charge of the club?"
Lester: "Wrong! Because he’s a jerk to absolutely everyone. I hate him. But I kinda think he's amazing too. I get confused feelings."
Also;
King: "You know why you can't get a handle on me? Because I'm an ordinary person. I'm normal. I'm just a random Corgi who takes each day as it comes. I'm not particularly chatty, handsome or clever, but you know what? I get by. I manage. So don't dismiss me just because—unlike all your pals in that club—my personality isn't the product of a crippling psychological disorder."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You're right. Your personality is the result of a sucky childhood and an even suckier adulthood. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Bino: Grape... Peanut... Where’s Sasha?!
Peanut: Promise you won’t be mad?
Bino: ... I promise.
Grape: We lost her.
Bino: Gh!? Ack?! You-!! *opens a lidded pot and screams into it*
Grape: I think he’s mad.
Bino: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN!?!
Peanut: ... You forget to cherish her.
Peanut: Promise you won’t be mad?
Bino: ... I promise.
Grape: We lost her.
Bino: Gh!? Ack?! You-!! *opens a lidded pot and screams into it*
Grape: I think he’s mad.
Bino: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN!?!
Peanut: ... You forget to cherish her.
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Pretty much how Bino lost Sasha in the first place (though considering that Sasha was busy trying to throw herself at his brother, that isn't really that much of a loss.)
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King: "Religion-wise, I don't so much lack faith as actively hate god."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Dallas: "Sooooooo .... we're not gonna play "Sorry" after all?"Legotron123 wrote:Lester: Lester’s life lesson number one! The ruder you are, the more people will respect you. Why d'you think everyone listens to Bino?"
Joey: "Because he's in charge of the club?"
Lester: "Wrong! Because he’s a jerk to absolutely everyone. I hate him. But I kinda think he's amazing too. I get confused feelings."
Also;
King: "You know why you can't get a handle on me? Because I'm an ordinary person. I'm normal. I'm just a random Corgi who takes each day as it comes. I'm not particularly chatty, handsome or clever, but you know what? I get by. I manage. So don't dismiss me just because—unlike all your pals in that club—my personality isn't the product of a crippling psychological disorder."
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Marion: So I was at Target...
Falstaff: Stop bragging!
Falstaff: Stop bragging!
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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King: desperately praying to Bahamut
Bahamut: "Of course, when he's in trouble, he remembers I exist."
source: Noah's Ark. an incredibly weird animated take on the story.
Bahamut: "Of course, when he's in trouble, he remembers I exist."
source: Noah's Ark. an incredibly weird animated take on the story.
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King: I’m kinda cold.
Bailey: Oh, here babe. Take my jacket.
King: Aw, thanks hun.
Max: ... Hey Grape, I’m cold too.
Grape: Well dang Max, I can’t control the weather.
Peanut: Hmm... Hey Tarot, I’m a little cold.
Tarot: *looking up from her book* What? Why didn’t you say anything? *takes off her jacket and puts it on Peanut* I keep telling you to remember these things… *takes off scarf and wraps it around him* But, no, you have to be so forgetful… *steals a passing pet’s hat and puts it on Peanut* And now I have to take care of you again-
Bailey: Oh, here babe. Take my jacket.
King: Aw, thanks hun.
Max: ... Hey Grape, I’m cold too.
Grape: Well dang Max, I can’t control the weather.
Peanut: Hmm... Hey Tarot, I’m a little cold.
Tarot: *looking up from her book* What? Why didn’t you say anything? *takes off her jacket and puts it on Peanut* I keep telling you to remember these things… *takes off scarf and wraps it around him* But, no, you have to be so forgetful… *steals a passing pet’s hat and puts it on Peanut* And now I have to take care of you again-
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Jessica: "More tolerant? ... Me? .... I already tolerate YOU!"
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Joey: "The back door's this way. No one make eye contact with anybody. Especially not you, Bino."
Bino: "Why especially not me?"
Joey: "Because you've got one of those faces."
Bino: "What's wrong with my face?!"
Joey: "It's basically a punch magnet."
Bino: "So rude! Fox, did you hear that!?"
Fox: "No. Was it about your face?"
Bino: "Why especially not me?"
Joey: "Because you've got one of those faces."
Bino: "What's wrong with my face?!"
Joey: "It's basically a punch magnet."
Bino: "So rude! Fox, did you hear that!?"
Fox: "No. Was it about your face?"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Keene: "The important thing about money, Breel, is you can always use it when you run out of cash."
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I can't believe they put sarge in a cone for going after Keene again.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Grape: Heh, this coffee is so good, it’s like catnip! Ha! Right fellas?!
Keene: You would hear crickets chirping, but they were just so uncomfortable by how unfunny that was.
Grape: So what? I’m not funny?
Keene: No, I think you’re very funny! When you’re being sarcastic or you’re up on your high horse. Y’know, as long as you stay right in your wheelhouse.
Keene: *moving around the group* It’s no different for any of us. King is funniest when he’s being an anal retentive train wreck. Your boyfriend sells it with a cocky attitude.
Max: Well, y’know, I do what I do and I do what I do.
Keene: Tiger is amusing because, quite frankly, he’s insane.
Tiger: I made shoes for my rabbit.
Zach: Help me.
Keene: And Alice here... *gestures to Peanut* Well, he can turn a phrase. I’m assuming because I just called you Alice, you’re now imagining me as the maid from the Brady Bunch.
Keene: *dressed as Alice from the Brady Bunch* Am I right?
Peanut: *shrugging* He’s right.
Keene: Tarot believes in a higher power, that’s hilarious to me. Jessica hates everything. Sasha is walking, talking irony. Fox can’t get a date to save his life. And Zach is the town sad-sack.
Zack: I am?
Keene: Yes, you are.
Zach: Aw...
Keene: Me? I’m funny because I commit. C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T *pause for dramatic effect* T. I also do funny rants. Matter of fact, there’s only one guy in this entire dump who’s funny, no matter what he says.
Bino: Holy Christmas! Is this new collar made of wool?! I think my cakehole is getting heatstroke.
Keene: The point I’m trying to make is... *clasps hands in prayer* Please... Please, don’t tell anymore jokes!
Source: Scrubs
Keene: You would hear crickets chirping, but they were just so uncomfortable by how unfunny that was.
Grape: So what? I’m not funny?
Keene: No, I think you’re very funny! When you’re being sarcastic or you’re up on your high horse. Y’know, as long as you stay right in your wheelhouse.
Keene: *moving around the group* It’s no different for any of us. King is funniest when he’s being an anal retentive train wreck. Your boyfriend sells it with a cocky attitude.
Max: Well, y’know, I do what I do and I do what I do.
Keene: Tiger is amusing because, quite frankly, he’s insane.
Tiger: I made shoes for my rabbit.
Zach: Help me.
Keene: And Alice here... *gestures to Peanut* Well, he can turn a phrase. I’m assuming because I just called you Alice, you’re now imagining me as the maid from the Brady Bunch.
Keene: *dressed as Alice from the Brady Bunch* Am I right?
Peanut: *shrugging* He’s right.
Keene: Tarot believes in a higher power, that’s hilarious to me. Jessica hates everything. Sasha is walking, talking irony. Fox can’t get a date to save his life. And Zach is the town sad-sack.
Zack: I am?
Keene: Yes, you are.
Zach: Aw...
Keene: Me? I’m funny because I commit. C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T *pause for dramatic effect* T. I also do funny rants. Matter of fact, there’s only one guy in this entire dump who’s funny, no matter what he says.
Bino: Holy Christmas! Is this new collar made of wool?! I think my cakehole is getting heatstroke.
Keene: The point I’m trying to make is... *clasps hands in prayer* Please... Please, don’t tell anymore jokes!
Source: Scrubs
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Bino: This is what being a great leader is all about. The ability to quickly make bold decisions when you have no idea what the other person is talking about.
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Bailey: "Remember that time you dared me to launch the go-kart off a cliff?"
King: "No, I said, 'Bailey, don't launch the go-kart off a cliff.' And you said, 'don't tell me what to do, King,' and then you launched the go-kart off a cliff."
Source: ProZD
King: "No, I said, 'Bailey, don't launch the go-kart off a cliff.' And you said, 'don't tell me what to do, King,' and then you launched the go-kart off a cliff."
Source: ProZD
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Max: Okay. Kiss, Marry, Kill. Me, Peanut and Res. Go.
Grape: Kiss Peanut, Marry you, Kill Bino.
Bino: I WASN’T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS! WHAT THE-
Grape: Kiss Peanut, Marry you, Kill Bino.
Bino: I WASN’T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS! WHAT THE-
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Sabrina: Fido! PETA kidnapped Bino!
Fido: Again? How much do they want for him?
Sabrina: Eighty-five dollars.
Fido: That seems cheap...
Sabrina: It’s a good deal!
Fido: Do we have to pay for shipping?
Sabrina: Oh, twenty dollars shipping.
Fido: See, that’s where they get ya.
Bino: WILL ONE OF YOU IDIOTS JUST COME SAVE ME ALREADY!!
Fido: Again? How much do they want for him?
Sabrina: Eighty-five dollars.
Fido: That seems cheap...
Sabrina: It’s a good deal!
Fido: Do we have to pay for shipping?
Sabrina: Oh, twenty dollars shipping.
Fido: See, that’s where they get ya.
Bino: WILL ONE OF YOU IDIOTS JUST COME SAVE ME ALREADY!!
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*everyone playing Water Gun War*
Sasha: ......... Hello. It’s me.
Bailey: Are you... are you singing?
Sasha: I was wondering if after all these fights you would withdraw.
Bailey: Oh my god, you are singing! What the heck!
Sasha: To go over...
Bino: ... Sasha? What are you doing?
Sasha: Everything.
Bailey: She’s singing Bino, let her live.
Sasha: They say that time is supposed to heal you. But I require healing.
Jessica: COME TO THE FREAKING LEDGE THEN!!
Sasha: Hello...
Bailey: So... are you gonna take any shots or not, what’s happening?
Sasha: Can you hear me?
Bino: She’s completely off comms, so probably not.
Sasha: I’m here on the payload dreaming, about what we could have been.
Bino: Wait... Is this... Is this ADELE?!
Bailey: Oooooohmyyyyyygoooood. Thisishappening! ThisishappeningRIGHTNOW!
Sasha: When we we’re younger. Not brainwashed.
Bino: She isn’t.
Sasha: I literally do not remember how we were before. What are the lyrics?
Bailey: AHAHAHA!! SHE IS!!
Sasha: There’s such a difference...
Bino: Sasha, no, no, do not do this to me!
Sasha: Between us!
Bino: Please, as your kinda-sorta ex, I am begging you!
Bailey: AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sasha: And seventy-five miles!!
Bino: SASHA, NO!! YOU’LL GIVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!
Bailey: GO, GIRL, GO!!!
Sasha: HELLOOO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!
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*meanwhile, at the other team*
Grape: .... Does anyone else hear Adele?
Source: Omahdon
Sasha: ......... Hello. It’s me.
Bailey: Are you... are you singing?
Sasha: I was wondering if after all these fights you would withdraw.
Bailey: Oh my god, you are singing! What the heck!
Sasha: To go over...
Bino: ... Sasha? What are you doing?
Sasha: Everything.
Bailey: She’s singing Bino, let her live.
Sasha: They say that time is supposed to heal you. But I require healing.
Jessica: COME TO THE FREAKING LEDGE THEN!!
Sasha: Hello...
Bailey: So... are you gonna take any shots or not, what’s happening?
Sasha: Can you hear me?
Bino: She’s completely off comms, so probably not.
Sasha: I’m here on the payload dreaming, about what we could have been.
Bino: Wait... Is this... Is this ADELE?!
Bailey: Oooooohmyyyyyygoooood. Thisishappening! ThisishappeningRIGHTNOW!
Sasha: When we we’re younger. Not brainwashed.
Bino: She isn’t.
Sasha: I literally do not remember how we were before. What are the lyrics?
Bailey: AHAHAHA!! SHE IS!!
Sasha: There’s such a difference...
Bino: Sasha, no, no, do not do this to me!
Sasha: Between us!
Bino: Please, as your kinda-sorta ex, I am begging you!
Bailey: AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sasha: And seventy-five miles!!
Bino: SASHA, NO!! YOU’LL GIVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!
Bailey: GO, GIRL, GO!!!
Sasha: HELLOOO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!
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*meanwhile, at the other team*
Grape: .... Does anyone else hear Adele?
Source: Omahdon
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Eudoant finally manages to escape Hell
Eudoant: gleefully "All the things that I have missed! The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch Reunion!"
Source: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie
Eudoant: gleefully "All the things that I have missed! The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch Reunion!"
Source: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie
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Tarot: Whoah boy, she's cracked, she's gone nuts. Dragon! *knocking* Dragon! Get a grip!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Housepets! - Incorrect Quotes
King: what do you make of this, Peanut?
<hands over weather map>
Peanut: Well, I can make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl...
<hands over weather map>
Peanut: Well, I can make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl...
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Re: Housepets! - Incorrect Quotes
Fido: How big can your brother write ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME on the side of his treehouse before you get justifiably frightened?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Housepets! - Incorrect Quotes
Bino: "Hey, girl, wanna 'Netflix and Chill'?"
Duchess: "How about 'HBO and NO'?
Duchess leaves
Bino: "....I was going to say something rude, but that was pretty good."
Cowbelly
Duchess: "How about 'HBO and NO'?
Duchess leaves
Bino: "....I was going to say something rude, but that was pretty good."
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Re: Housepets! - Incorrect Quotes
Max: There's an old cat proverb that goes, "It's better to live one hour as a tiger than an entire lifetime as a worm."
Bino: There's an old dog proverb - "Whoever heard of a wormskin rug?"
Source: Red Dwarf
Bino: There's an old dog proverb - "Whoever heard of a wormskin rug?"
Source: Red Dwarf