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Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:04 am**

[ Future Sight ]

Title Text: ". . .You didn't have to agree with me so quickly"
"No, I concede, you are absolutely one hundred percent correct."

Ladies and gentlemen... Jack

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:07 am**

I LOVE MILES'S NEWLOOK"

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:09 am**

Miles being a teacher is actually really fitting. Always wondered what he was doing in his free time.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:11 am**

I think Miles would be a great teacher.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:15 am**

Miles shows that he’s a great lead scout
and that he knows just how to be prepared.
He’s been getting ready for this for years;
when it comes to unity, he’s not scared.
Jack, of course, is not nearly the same;
by now he was hoping to be rich.
Well, it was either that or to be found
face down, trying to breathe in a ditch.
Miles is with the lovely Lana on this,
the Wolves have to grow and interact.
People outside the gardens still fear;
for unity, that’s an uncomfortable fact.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:20 am**

“welp... I’m not dead, that was not part of my long-term plan

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:26 am**

Please. Please. PLEASEEEEEEEE. Let us see Miles actually teach a class. I want to see those students faces. I need this. I need this to be a story chapter. Imagine literally every teacher & eighties movie/dead poets society cliche ever made and crank it up to eleven.

Also I love the comment about teacher's salary. The fact that Miles literally says "Have you done nothing to prepare for living in the human world" right after is perfect.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:30 am**

Boy, Miles sure does look muscular, exactly as much so as usual. I must say there are some great expressions in this strip. I'm looking forward to see what subject/grade level combination Miles will be teaching. I didn't fail to notice his degree doesn't include the full university name (like "University of Alabama, Huntsville") so no hits as to where Babylon Gardens is located.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:33 am**

Miles as a teacher should be really cool. I wonder if he would only teach Animals or if they would let him teach humans as well?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:36 am**

IceKitsune wrote:Miles as a teacher should be really cool. I wonder if he would only teach Animals or if they would let him teach humans as well?

I'd say young Humans. After all, he is used to dealing with rabid Ferals...

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:43 am**

This arc is only three pages in, so I might be jumping the gun here, but it's been bugging me since Steward got turned into a badger.

With him "missing" and presumably having a warrant out for his arrest, do the Miltons not have an official owner anymore?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:03 am**

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
IceKitsune wrote:Miles as a teacher should be really cool. I wonder if he would only teach Animals or if they would let him teach humans as well?
I'd say young Humans. After all, he is used to dealing with rabid Ferals...

Children are very much comparable to rabid animals... Children are monsters.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:42 am**

Mr. Whisper wrote:This arc is only three pages in, so I might be jumping the gun here, but it's been bugging me since Steward got turned into a badger.

With him "missing" and presumably having a warrant out for his arrest, do the Miltons not have an official owner anymore?

steward wasn't their owner, he was just in charge of their money, making sure the ferrets didn't spend it too stupidly and run the business into the ground. I believe the ferrets are still legally owned by Henry even if he isn't alive. so they own themselves.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:55 am**

Please tell me he’s going to be teaching one of Itsuki’s classes. =3

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:21 am**

Champion Wallace wrote:I didn't fail to notice his degree doesn't include the full university name (like "University of Alabama, Huntsville") so no hits as to where Babylon Gardens is located.

It's an online degree, so that wouldn't tell you anything.

My concern is that a lot of online/mail order universities aren't all that great. But this one says its accredited, or is that just it's name (like Homemade Brand Vanilla Flavored Ice Cream Style Frozen Dessert)?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:54 am**

Argent wrote:
Champion Wallace wrote:I didn't fail to notice his degree doesn't include the full university name (like "University of Alabama, Huntsville") so no hits as to where Babylon Gardens is located.
It's an online degree, so that wouldn't tell you anything.

My concern is that a lot of online/mail order universities aren't all that great. But this one says its accredited, or is that just it's name (like Homemade Brand Vanilla Flavored Ice Cream Style Frozen Dessert)?

Or the 'accreditations' of the vet who gave Sixtoes his shots?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:46 am**

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Or the 'accreditations' of the vet who gave Sixtoes his shots?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING DOC IS TOTALLY A REAL DOCTOR some people have no idea that's slander and libel and you're FIBBING.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:24 am**

But How Will The StudentsReact?"

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:37 am**

I know I'd have been super excited

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:02 am**

I hope it's History ... I'd have loved having Miles as a colleague in my department!

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:03 am**

Mimles being a teacher would be sweet :3

I'm just curious who would be his target audience: The current cast or King's pups? :3 :3 :3

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:21 am**

Accredited U: because you don't need to know which accreditation we have when it's in the name

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:28 am**

how did he sign up for classes without

Copy of a photo identification such as a driver's license.
Copy of your social security card.
Official high school transcript.
SAT or other college approved test scores.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:35 am**

Miles had reeeeeeeeeel generous student loan rates. That trumps any other petty identity documentation these days.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:19 am**

RokukeShiba wrote:how did he sign up for classes without

Copy of a photo identification such as a driver's license.
Copy of your social security card.
Official high school transcript.
SAT or other college approved test scores.

He had the backing of a billionaire. Universities bend a LOT of rules when that's the case. And, online, they often don't need any such requirements., just the cash. And, as said before, Billionaire.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:02 pm**

Right, the new Henry Milton Memorial Stadium and Ball Pit pays for a lot of rule bending.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:57 pm**

Well, as an alternative to Jack's "gettin' dead and dumped" strategy, it's got some merit ... and 401k possibilities. Still, most teacher's don't get funeral plan coverage.......

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:25 pm**

As Goku would say, "Dark."

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:38 pm**

Macsen wrote:As Goku would say, "Dark."

"Aw, come on ~ who could hate you?"

*watches as the K-9 swarm Jack*

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:51 pm**

RokukeShiba wrote:how did he sign up for classes without

Copy of a photo identification such as a driver's license.
Copy of your social security card.
Official high school transcript.
SAT or other college approved test scores.

You actually can defer handing that in at a lot of universities, and some will substitute SAT for an internal "placement" test. Like, you can hand them in after graduation, if you play your cards right

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:57 pm**

How Do You Know That?"

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:26 pm**

TOPCATDIGIANIMEFAN wrote:How Do You Know That?"

There may be a clue in Franks' profile. His occupation.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:13 pm**

Let's think for a second. What would Miles be qualified to teach?
We know that he has a lot of books and is well read. So English would be a possibility. When we first met him his vocabulary was better than most of my classmates in the MAW program.
History would be likely considering Mile's knowledge of obscure historical facts. He knows latin. I'm still going to vote English. Rick is a writer so that is his wheelhouse. I could totally see him as a high school english teacher.

Maybe that is why this chapter is called "Call o' th' Wild" because Miles is going to teach some random high school class about "Call of the Wild" by Jack London. Then he can do "White Fang." To be honest I could see him teach "The Great Gatsby" considering all the years he's worked for the Miltons.

Then maybe he could also be a coach. Imagine him coaching the football team. He could even be the mascot. Go Wolves!

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:24 pm**

Fenrir, you may have it half right. "Call of the Wild" by JACK London. This is a Four Finger Discount Jack arc!

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:35 pm**

Or "The Fugitive", the search for the one-armed criminal ?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:11 pm**

Aww, poor Jack, he seems to never be fine with human genre.

Miles, instead, is putting efforts in being civilized and even intellectual.

Be an university teacher sounds great, hopefully, he could make this wish true.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:08 pm**

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Fenrir, you may have it half right. "Call of the Wild" by JACK London. This is a Four Finger Discount Jack arc!

I know but In my mind I want them to team up in the story arc. No offense to Jack but Miles would be a better story. How about Jack becomes Miles assistant or something?

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:06 am**

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote: steward wasn't their owner, he was just in charge of their money, making sure the ferrets didn't spend it too stupidly and run the business into the ground. I believe the ferrets are still legally owned by Henry even if he isn't alive. so they own themselves.

First off: Sorry about this response being so late. I was out of town all day.
Secondly: I hope that's the case, otherwise, the Milton's will need to replace steward quick.

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:55 am**

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
RokukeShiba wrote:how did he sign up for classes without

Copy of a photo identification such as a driver's license.
Copy of your social security card.
Official high school transcript.
SAT or other college approved test scores.
He had the backing of a billionaire. Universities bend a LOT of rules when that's the case. And, online, they often don't need any such requirements., just the cash. And, as said before, Billionaire.

Oh magic. I just call it magic.

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:02 am**

...what Welsh Halfwit said.
Also, the question of who "owns" the ferrets is somewhat intriguing. As they are part of the "Milton Estate", did they inherit themselves? When we first met them, the little darlin's were in a "give away" box. However, they're sure emancipated and in control now, having sackked Mr. Steward.

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