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2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:03 am
by D-Rock
[2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing]
Title Text: Thomas it is a bad idea to walk into rooms in this place without looking first

Don't you just hate Mystery Dungeons? :P

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:17 am
by Dahan
Yay, the Arabic text is all connected together this time :)

I think it says:
أليس هذا الذهب، هناك حق؟
which Google translates as "Is not this gold, right there?" (perhaps "Isn't that gold, right there?")

and:
قلت لك ذلك
which Google translates as "I told you so"

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:21 am
by IceKitsune
So are we going to get some kind of bizarre Rambo parody in this one?

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:25 am
by leinglo
What good was he expecting a years-old map to be in a place that changes its layout with every visit?

Then again, we've already established that he isn't exactly genre savvy.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:28 am
by Liam
Turns out the temple interior is procedurally generated.

Tough luck, Thomas, you walked into a bad instance.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:32 am
by Bandit1990
Thomas has only mentioned looking for gold, which is currently quoted at $1,277.60/oz. Gold is heavy, and there is only so much that He and Sophia can carry, it would make more sense for him to grab whatever other piles of coins he's already passed rather than going deeper into the temple. So unless he's looking for gems or something with a better value to weight ratio, what does he think could be in the marked room on the map?

Also, what is that room, Pete's old chamber?

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:35 am
by Saturn381
The gold is in the next room. :P

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:57 am
by Gbr23
What ? You can't even trust an untrusty map ?!?

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:44 am
by Welsh Halfwit
Walking through the temple bold;
leaving behind a pile of… gold -
Thomas has learned the Camel’s rap
but, not yet, how to read the map.
He’s led the way from the room.
Down the passageway. Zoom.
Now he’s faced with a blank
and an architect of chaos to ‘thank’
There has to be a trick here;
step on a square, it will appear.
Who will get their wildest desire
and who will rot in purgatorys’ final.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:10 am
by DocFlareon

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:02 am
by Frank
Hey, empty rooms can be valuable too! Ever heard of landlords?

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:40 am
by TeflonCougar
Thomas just discovered Al Capone's vault.


(wondering how many will know the reference)

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:01 am
by GameCobra
And here i thought the map just lead to the temple.

I would love the twist here being you have to have a hat or be a pet to see what's in the room, but Thomas usually is late to the punch.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:33 am
by Argent
leinglo wrote:What good was he expecting a years-old map to be in a place that changes its layout with every visit?
Wait, isn't this the map that the Ferrets had to where Milton's missing billions were? Why would it be a map of the temple?
GameCobra wrote:I would love the twist here being you have to have a hat or be a pet to see what's in the room, but Thomas usually is late to the punch.
Thomas has a hat and the camel is an animal.
Saturn381 wrote:The gold is in the next room. :P
Also, the princess.
TeflonCougar wrote:Thomas just discovered Al Capone's vault.
He needs a wig to pass for Geraldo.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:49 am
by TheGayHare
I'm loving this snarky camel....

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:21 am
by Macsen
I have a feeling there is a reality distortion field specific to the humans. As a result, all the wonders the pets are experiencing are off-limits to naughty humans like Thomas.
Argent wrote:
Saturn381 wrote:The gold is in the next room. :P
Also, the princess.
The princess is in another temple.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:31 am
by NHWestoN
Too bad Geraldo didn't have Sophie around to advise him. Ah, well, greed is almost a force of nature.
Dumb Question #248 - is Sophie a "pet" or, like the horses and cows at the Linburg farm, a work animal? Would that give her an aura in the temple than our Cat-Dog warriors?

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:36 am
by GameCobra
Argent wrote:Thomas has a hat and the camel is an animal.
Touche, but I'm not sure if a desert cap counts, honestly. As for Sofia, i'm wondering if she's going to pull the old "uninteresting interesting site" routine.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:44 am
by NHWestoN
It's a kefiyyeh, technically, but it works as well as a hat except what power it confers eludes me. It does obscure Thomas's identity (although Fox previously spotted him and Sophie earlier), and maybe helps Sophie feel a bit more secure.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:22 am
by TheOne
Macsen wrote:I have a feeling there is a reality distortion field specific to the humans. As a result, all the wonders the pets are experiencing are off-limits to naughty humans like Thomas.
Argent wrote:
Saturn381 wrote:The gold is in the next room. :P
Also, the princess.
The princess is in another temple.
The princess, she's HERE!? (I've been watching Star Wars.)
NHWestoN wrote:It's a kefiyyeh, technically, but it works as well as a hat except what power it confers eludes me. ...
It lets him play Darude's Sandstorm?
..........
My guess is that this is where he WOULD meet Pete, if Pete wasn't banned from the area. Perhaps this is where the Mana is? (Actually, I think the Mana was released into the Temple when Zach pushed the button. Since Zach wasn't eligible to receive the Mana, the Mana had to go somewhere, so it was absorbed by the Temple itself. That would explain how the Temple can do the magic stuff.)

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:14 pm
by Argent
GameCobra wrote:
Argent wrote:Thomas has a hat and the camel is an animal.
Touche, but I'm not sure if a desert cap counts, honestly.
A prop communicator clipped to an ear counts, bro.
NHWestoN wrote:It's a kefiyyeh, technically, but it works as well as a hat except what power it confers eludes me.
https://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Shaheen

I was also thinking Sheik from Zelda but "he" doesn't wear a keffiyeh.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:05 pm
by Cesco
Now that you're healthy, you can't give up about searching the gold. I can relate that. ;) Good that Thomas really knows Arab. :) Yeah, that map is awaiting since long time. So, that's the correct room, but there's no gold in it? If you say so, means that you were expecting that, Sofia. :P Doesn't seem that someone else already took all the gold, let's see where it is now...

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:23 pm
by NHWestoN
Think of what that health restoring potion could do for all world's suffering creatures !!!!!!

Oh...

Right...

You're THOMAS ......

sigh .........

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:08 pm
by Sleet
The real treasure is the friendship he made along the way.

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:11 pm
by CyberDragon
It's a trap!

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:39 pm
by NHWestoN
Oh no! Quick ... Amble, Sophie, amble !!

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:53 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
Sophie, it's OK to leave him behind to die... (As said to River in 'Serenity')

Re: 2017/11/03 - Absolutely Nothing

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:08 pm
by NHWestoN
Poor Sophie, your loyalty is inspiring ... Or maybe you've been out of the sun and torrid heat too long.