Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:39 am**

電梯向下 = Going Down

Alt Text: 凡間導覽25分錢(Guided tours of earth 25¢)

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:47 am**

打散隊伍（不打散團隊） = Split The Party (Don’t Split The Party)

Alt Text: *懷疑的眼光投向「郵件妖」* （一種電子郵件的自動程式） (*eyes suspiciously the mailer daemon*)

Posted: **Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:48 am**

足量防範 = Sufficient Precautions

Alt Text: 不然呢，你們也可以試試那些媽媽絕對不會買給你的電動玩具車 (alternatively, you could try out one of those Power Wheels mom never let you get)

Posted: **Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:11 pm**

幕後工作 = Behind The Scenes

Alt Text: 你只管把那個箱子來回多搬運個幾百次就是 (just carry the box back and forth a few hundred more times)

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2021 12:16 pm**

惡力學第一定律 = First Law Of Thermodemonics

Alt Text: 用指尖炸掉東西是有反作用力的 (there is a subtle power in blowing stuff up with your fingertips)

Posted: **Mon Feb 15, 2021 3:07 am**

程序 = The Process

Alt Text: 哎呀灑了些黑色漆在後面那面牆上 (oops spilled some black paint on the wall there)

Posted: **Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:04 am**

又一批諷刺意味厚的情人節卡= Yet Another Sarcastic Valentine Card Set

湯馬斯：恭喜，我還真除了你以外沒別的選擇了
布魯斯：二月快樂！怎麼樣？怎麼樣？喔，這你聽過了…
陶德：（在公開場合中，請假裝這張卡是我能給你最棒的東西）
琪絲：我們公開的關係不表示我就不會把你拖著…從尾巴那裡
Alt Text: 嘿你有注意到我名字裡帶個“roo”—喔，你有，好吧 (Hey did you notice my name has a "roo" in i--oh you did, hm)
袋鼠們只是很喜歡那些帶有roo發音的字
琪絲的原文雙關嘛…好孩子不需要知道

Posted: **Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:27 am**

碎裂 = The Sundering

Alt Text: 嗯嗯…黃金派 (mmm gold pie)

Posted: **Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:55 am**

請款 = Services Rendered

Alt Text: 好啦鳥很難畫，我沒辦法每一格都把她放進去 (look birds are hard to draw I can't put her in every panel)

Posted: **Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:46 am**

什麼惡魔要進化了 = What Demon Is Evolving

Alt Text: 是的這超級蠢我們現在就配合一下吧嗯嗯嗯嗯 (yes this is extremely silly let's just roll with it for now hmmmm)

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:10 am**

ARC 135. 唯恐天下不亂Part 3 = HECKRAISER, part 3
譯者：紅狐

他會懂的 = He'll Get The Point

Alt Text: 你從哪弄到那把匕--好吧，算了，當我沒問(where did you get that dagg--you know what nevermind)

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:11 pm**

終極問題 = The Ultimate Question

Alt Text: 我現在既害怕又興奮，我很怕奮--這樣說不對(I'm scared but also intrigued. I'm skintrigue---that doesn't work)

Posted: **Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:40 am**

先擦拭你的爪 = Wipe Your Paws

Alt Text: 松鼠沒有那麼幸運，像你一樣幸運(A squirrel's not as lucky, as lucky as you)

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:22 am**

本性流露 = Coming Out Of The Attic

Alt Text: 你覺得我….........瘋了(you'd think I'm...........nuts)

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:41 am**

讓人難為情一生之苦 = The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being

Alt Text: 所以，女人，我沒穿褲子來凸顯我所有的珍珠奶茶！(So, ladytype, I'm wearin' no pants so as to accentuate all my bubbleteas!)
Alt是來自Homestar Runner的台詞，句子本身其實蠻牛頭不對馬嘴的

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:22 am**

感覺很Blue = Feeling Blue

Alt Text: *聞* 不等下，我猜這也有可能是布丁 (*sniff* no wait I guess it could be pudding)

Posted: **Wed Mar 17, 2021 10:42 am**

做好準備 = Be Prepared

Alt Text: 陶德別吐在花上 (todd not in the azaleas)

Posted: **Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:53 am**

家庭時間 = Family Time

Alt Text: 真可愛，我們應該拍下他們的影片PO到網路上 (how cute, we should take a video of them and put it on the internet)

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:55 am**

爸寶 = O Daddy’s Boy

Alt Text: 是，他們想辦法搞了間廚房在這裡…的某個地方 (yes they managed to fit a kitchen in here...somewhere)

Posted: **Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:55 am**

大家為之瘋狂 = We All Scream

Alt Text: 它還沾到薄荷上了！！ (and it's TOUCHING the MINT!!)
今天的標題是來自英文的順口溜 “I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream”

Posted: **Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:44 am**

隔牆有耳 = A Drop In The Eaves

Alt Text: 除了噁心，我想不到別的方法形容那檔事了 (there's no way I ever understood that as ANYTHING but gross)

Posted: **Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:15 pm**

嗶地叫的機器 = Machine That Goes Ping

Alt Text: 「如果這是個爆裂物，我們可以叫它『靈丸』--」
「有人用了」
「真狗了個…」
("What if it was an explosive, we could call it a 'spirit bom--'"
"Taken"
"Doggone it...")

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:20 am**

點陣畫面加上立體聲 = Dot Matrix With Stereo Sound

Alt Text: 還有你有手機嗎，因為我把莎賓娜的手機變成了這玩意，那是我們唯一的一支 (also do you have a phone cause I turned Sabrina's cell into this thing and it's the only one we had)

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:17 pm**

誰還在用有線電話 = Who Uses Landlines

Alt Text: 你是早就帶著那個了嗎為什麼 (were you carrying that already and how)

Posted: **Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:34 am**

蛋糕貂 = The Muffin Marten

Alt Text: 對啊，我正在努力強化我的（麵）筋肉(yeah I've just been working out, firming up my glute(n)s)

Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:21 pm**

辣甘草 = The Spicy Licorice

Alt Text: 用刀捅只是為了做效果 (the stabbing was just for effect)

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:14 pm**

動力貂 = Automoweasel

Alt Text: 你打到R檔以為那是「轟隆」，但你應該打到D檔表示「不要後退」 (you set it to R thinking it was (v)room when you should have set it to D for "don't go backward")

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:57 am**

路障 = Road Hazard

Alt Text: 喔，等下，我要在耙子工廠停一下(oh hold on I need to stop by the rake factory)

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:06 am**

空中動力 = Aerial Dynamics

Alt Text: 卡里以你為榮 (kari would be proud)

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:33 am**

殺到見骨 = Cut You A Deal

Alt Text: 是的，他發了K的音(knive)，大部分外國口音都這樣對吧 (yes he did pronounce the k, that's what generic foreign accent people do right)
Cutco是美國一家以直銷方式販售廚房刀具的公司

Posted: **Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:57 am**

冷如冰 = Cold As Ice

Alt Text: 就那一次，浴簾後面真的有殺手的時候 (the ONE time there was actually a murderer behind the closed shower curtain)

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:42 am**

像蛋糕按鈕一樣可愛 = Cute As A Muffin Button

Alt Text: 嗯嗯好好吃 *咬牙切齒* (MM SO DELICIOUS *grits teeth*)

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:21 am**

牧師之槍 = Blaster From The Pastor

Alt Text: 車庫裡有幾箱這玩意 (had a few crates of these in the garage)

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:04 am**

心腸如刀割 = Cutting Remark

Alt Text: 也許還應該移動到某個有厚一點牆壁的地方 (should probably move somewhere with thicker walls too)

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:40 am**

天國廚房 = Heavens Kitchen

Alt Text: 你以為我們在說什麼 (what did you think we meant)

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:58 am**

仙饌密酒 = Ambrosia

Alt Text: 就連餅乾都是比喻嗎？
是，它被比喻得很好吃，同時也真的很好吃
(is the cookie also a metaphor?
YES IT IS METAPHORICALLY DELICIOUS, AS WELL AS ACTUALLY DELICIOUS)

Posted: **Mon May 03, 2021 10:39 am**

ARC 136. 唯恐天下不亂Part 4 = HECKRAISER, part 4
譯者：紅狐

先放一邊 = Table This Discussion

Alt Text: 至少，我沒讓他們掛在懸崖邊搖搖欲墜(hey at least I didn't leave them dangling on the edge of a cliff)

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2021 10:51 am**

今日是豚日 = Having An Aard Day

Alt Text: 可惡，我應該把馬路上單行道的字寫反的才對 (dangit I should have put one way on the street backwards)

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2021 10:50 am**

我被變成土豚了，我可以回家了嗎？ = I’ve Been Turned Into An Aardvark, Can I Go Home?

Alt Text: 還好我都把手機放在公事包裡，而不是和那些不知道去了哪裡的衣服一起丟了 (its a good thing I kept my phone in my briefcase instead of drop it wherever my clothes ended up)

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 11:01 am**

（咳咳） = (Ahem, Ahem)

Alt Text: 不，我不知道他把信用卡放在哪裡 (no i don't know where he is keeping his credit card)

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