Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 11:53 am**

行銷手法 = Moichendising

Alt Text: 拜託，們還有20幾盒冰淇淋要清理，我可不是錢做的你知道吧(Come on, we have like twenty tubs to polish off. I'm not made of money you know)

Posted: **Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:34 am**

小孩帶小孩 = Babies Sitting Babies

Alt Text: 就是說呢，它是個續集的好伏筆，但不是個好續集的伏筆(that is, a great hook for a sequel, not a hook for a great sequel)

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:37 am**

一樣是Pocky = Still Pocky

Alt Text: 我們還是可以多來幾個聚光燈打在馬康姆身上的鏡頭(We can still use the spotlight shining on malcom there)

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:11 am**

充滿教育意義的經歷 = Educational Experience

Alt Text: 這就是為什麼不該在糖漿裡灌氣的原因 (that's why you don't carbonate quik)

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:12 pm**

槍論性別 = Gender Is Gun

Alt Text: 這正是魔鬼剋星（2016版）幕後發生的事 (this is exactly what happened behind the scenes at Ghostbusters (2016))

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:27 am**

我們正被注視著 = We’re Being Watched

Alt Text: 快，你一直移動牠們就看不見你！之類的 (quick, they can't see you if you move! or something)

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:56 am**

初登台指揮 = Directorial Debut

Alt Text: 好，你會看到一個綠色的按鍵寫著「按」的，把它拉起來 (okay you'll find a green button that says push. Pull it)

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:07 am**

寶貝你就像煙火 = Baby You’re A Firework

Alt Text: 別問那些特效怎麼來的 (don't ask about the special effects here)

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 12:22 pm**

舉手之勞 = Gotta Hand It To Him

Alt Text: 你知道嗎，我覺得這部電影對小孩來說可能太血腥了！他們應該在某個地方標上分級標誌 (you know I think this movie may be too violent for children! they should put a rating on them somewhere to indicate such)

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:31 am**

贏家吃輸家 = Winner Eats Loser

Alt Text: 好，我們要比24戰13勝 (okay best thirteen out of twenty-four)

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:41 am**

它是活的 = It’s Alive

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:12 am**

門戶洞開 = The Doors

Alt Text: 「等一下，到頭來牠們也是有拇指的不是嗎？」「喔對，那是發生在這個時空的事」("wait, don't they have thumbs anyway?" "oh yeah, that is a thing that happens in this universe")

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:12 pm**

用冰對付他 = Put Him On Ice

Alt Text: 什麼害恐龍滅絕的?! (what killed the dinosaurs?!)

Posted: **Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:59 am**

跳過這一步 = Skipping This Bit

Alt Text: 哈蒙德稱之「物聯網」，還說要是恐龍這個計畫砸了的話就靠這個把錢賺回來 (hammond called it "internet of things" and said it'd make his fortune back if this dinosaur thing was a bust)

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am**

爬向勝利 = Crawl Away To Victory

Alt Text: 好，現在把這些瓦楞紙板用釘書機釘到天花板上。不用怕小狗們很輕的 (Okay now staple these cardboard boxes to the ceiling. Don't worry the pups are lightweight)

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:32 am**

挪用別部電影 = Different Movie Reference

Alt Text: 我很確定我不是第一個想出「天降神龍」這個詞的，所以我沒資格以此為傲 (im p sure I'm not the first to come up with deus rex machina so I'm not allowed to be proud of it)

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:11 am**

這則故事的啟示 = The Moral Of The Story

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:35 am**

落跑狐狸 = Fox On The Run

Alt Text: 要是沒用肥皂就不叫「清理」了(It's not "cleaning" if there's no soap involved)

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:10 pm**

男孩最好的朋友 = A Boy’s Best Friend

Alt Text: *尖叫*手牽手，我們一起走，今天你要嫁給我(*screaming* GOOOING TO THE CHAPEL AND WE'RE, GOOOOONA GET MAAAARRIED)

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:49 am**

驚奇淋 = You Scream

Alt Text: 這個嘛，我想說另一個徵兆就是情緒化--*嘎吱*(well I mean one of the other signs is moodiness--*crunch*)

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:24 am**

捏把冷汗 = Jeepers Creepers

Alt Text: 又不是說我們在紙袋裡就能看得到東西 (it's not like we can see anything under the paper bags anyway)

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:27 am**

ARC 131. 史波歸來 = Spo's Return
譯者：紅狐

大鼠歸來 = The Mouse Returns

Alt Text: 「但你不在超過一年了耶」「對啊，我很小，歐洲對我來說很大」("But you've been gone for over a YEAR" "Yeah, I'm tiny, Europe is bigger for me")

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:31 am**

環遊小世界 = Small World Tour

Alt Text: 並非刻意跟上時事(not intentionally topical)

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:02 pm**

看我一眼吧 = Watch Me Now

Alt Text: 但我不會把智慧手錶還回去喔 (and I'm not returning the smartwatch)

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:31 am**

還有人在做這種事嗎 = Do People Still Do This

Alt Text: 你們還會發現到這不是個巧妙的視覺錯覺喔 (you'll also notice it's not a cute optical illusion)

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:05 am**

鼠一鼠二的好 = Nice For Mice

Alt Text: 是，他們平常就是裸的我只是想要指出這更

裸
(yes they're regularly naked I just figured I'd point it out more

naked)

Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:52 am**

文化交流計畫 = Cultural Exchange Program

Alt Text: housepets會在這頓均衡的早餐以後馬上回來 (housepets will be right back after this balance breakfast)

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:40 am**

ARC 132. 唯恐天下不亂 = HECKRAISER
譯者：紅狐

公平與平衡 = Fair And Balanced

Alt Text: 已知用火新聞，網羅所有你已經在推特上看過的新聞(repackaged news, for all the news you already saw on twitter)

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:21 am**

只有一個頻道 = Only Get The One Channel

Alt Text: 小笨獾，要搥東西不能用金幣啦(silly badger, you can't hammer things with a coin)

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:41 am**

惡魔降臨【於此填入州名】 = The Devil Went Down To [Insert State Here]

Alt Text: 我比較喜歡被稱為「影響者」(I prefer to be called an 'influencer')

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:00 am**

關於財富與品味那檔事 = A Thing Of Wealth And Taste

Alt Text: 說惡魔惡魔到！！！(speaking of!!!)

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:09 am**

Fazetime = Fazetime

Alt Text: 現在還有撥號音嗎？也許有App可以用在這種事 (is dialtone still a thing? maybe there's an app for that)

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2020 12:37 pm**

警告：狗婚姻 = Warning: Dog Marriage

Alt Text: 你難道不想過個只有壞處沒有好處的名人生活嗎 (don't you want to live the life of a celebrity with none of the benefits)

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:51 am**

掃帚突擊 = Barging Into The Broom

Alt Text: 是誰住在襯衫下的大鳳梨裡 (who lives in a pineapple under the shirt)

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:55 am**

變身~~日本人~~中國人 = Turning ~~Japanese~~ Chinese

Alt Text: 我所謂的「香車」當然是指龐帝克grand am但少了引擎蓋 (and by “hot rod” I of course mean a pontiac grand am with the hood missing)
Turning Japanese源於一首歌，本來的意思是形容青少年時期心理變化巨大，像是變成外國人，但小貓熊並不來自日本，而是喜馬拉雅

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:19 pm**

更紅的熊貓 = Redder Panda

Alt Text: 看到沒，馬里安的媽媽？這才是妳該立志成為的樣子 (see, Marion's mom? this is what you should have aspired to be)

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:55 am**

完美--更重要是更便宜--的計畫 = The Perfect And More Importantly Cheap Plan

Alt Text: 好啦好啦，那我們讓你們三個躲在一件大衣裡如何 (okay okay, how about we put three of you in a trenchcoat)

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:36 am**

沒辦法買到愛，只能買到戰爭 = Can’t Buy You Love, Just War

Alt Text: 「好吧，那如果我們在島上發展自己的社會，但不允許堆積軍隊和武器呢」「那這樣做有什麼意義啊？！」 ("okay, what if we start a society on an island but don't allow people to just stockpile entire armies worth of weapons"
"then what would be the point?!")

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:41 pm**

指猴也有的（公民資格） = The Aye Ayes Have It (Citizenship)

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:10 am**

現實世界 = The Real World

Alt Text:「魔法就能在早上替我做早餐，為什麼就不能創造世界和平？！」
「那不是魔法，那是雇來的廚師」
「是嗎？那我和布里歐搬出去後就沒有了你要怎麼解釋…」
("Magic can make my breakfast in the morning but it can't create world peace?!"
"That wasn't magic, that was the house chef"
"It was? Explains why it stopped when I moved out with Breel...")

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