Housepets!

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2021 11:05 am**

Well she turned me into a newt! ...I got better

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:40 am**

Anime girls should legally be considered a type of grain.

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:13 am**

“Be a shoe.”

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2022 10:25 am**

"'He sent me his OC so I sent him Anthrax' is genuinely one of the best bits of writing of all time."

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:48 pm**

From a little bit of worldbuilding I'm doing...

"...for the most part, windriding can be thought of as analogous to driving a car, if you were driving naked, and the car was intangible, and it would explode whenever you so much as thought about stopping."

Seems a little disingenuous, yeah, but on the other fork of the tail consider that I really like the quote.

Posted: **Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:41 am**

In this challenge, Kefka assumes the role of RuPaul.

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:40 am**

"I think Gatorade should be as thick as pudding."

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:50 pm**

"On the other hand, we have five fingers."

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2022 6:37 pm**

"They put walls on my home and now I don't know where I live!"

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 3:30 am**

"I am a very big bee"

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 3:57 am**

Trust the fungus

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 5:59 am**

can we get a poggers in chat for the power of friendship

Posted: **Sat May 28, 2022 7:23 pm**

"Well, here's another nice mess you've got us into, Stanley."

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:23 am**

"Copyedits are an informative stage where you tighten language, understand your patterns, notice repetitions, fix errors, find more problems, question your grasp of your mother tongue, succumb to panic and doubt, develop plans to fake your own death, and correct comma splices."

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2022 4:52 pm**

"Your door looks rather like a short Asian man!"

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:40 pm**

"If I weren't a large cheese I'd make you pay for that remark"

Posted: **Sun Oct 02, 2022 5:34 am**

a make a wish kid but for assassination

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2022 5:42 am**

"Do the thing!"

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2022 4:53 pm**

"See, chess doesn't prepare you for this. You can't say that a rook and three pawns flanked your knight, but he laid down suppressing fire and punched through them anyway. You get disqualified if you try that! Maybe I've been disqualified from reality."

Posted: **Sat Dec 17, 2022 8:56 am**

"This here, little Gene, is the king of animals. Are you listening little Gene? The king of animals hunts at night and sleeps in the daytime, it's the lion. Everything's clear little Gene? So what's the name of this wild animal?"
"Kitty"

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2023 7:34 pm**

"It can't be broken, it's a bubble on a stick!" - Natalie teeger

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:40 am**

"In the great cosmic scheme of things, it's just one of the more poorly designed sub-plots."

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2023 9:19 am**

"Is there an echo in here?"
"Yes"
"What?"
"I'm Echo"

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:19 pm**

" ... and that's why toilet plungers are never used in baseball !"

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:45 pm**

"It's 15 kilometers as the crow flies, but I know a shorter way"

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:29 pm**

Well, true the train between Tokyo and Seattle never reached its destination but no one ever heard the passengers complain.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2023 9:24 pm**

Meteors don't solve the education crisis.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:08 pm**

In our relentless campaign to invent the wheel, we are pleased to announce the discovery of fire. Wait ... what? .......

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:05 pm**

Ramping off that wolf did nothing good to my speed.

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:42 am**

"You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!"

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 8:48 am**

"Michael Jackson stole my earphones! Give 'em back!"

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 10:47 am**

Life could be a dream; tonight, it's a nightmare.

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2023 9:28 am**

I love the friendship dynamic of "depressed anxious trans man and the eldrich horror born from the hells below who was adopted by a gay couple"

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:43 am**

"Wait! Wait! You can't kill us! This is a kids' show!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:58 am**

Sea urchins ... the final cure for guests and relatives who sit around your diggin's too long.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:02 pm**

What is a shadow but a Waluigi of the self?

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2023 6:16 pm**

The algorithms? Do they sit with the trombones or the bassoons?

Posted: **Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:53 pm**

"and i wont stop until the ambulance brings you home, starving from malnutrition at which point we'll feed you and say 'i told you so.' "

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2023 6:34 pm**

Socrate's famous statement that "the unexamined life is not worth living" proves he never owned a cat.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:45 pm**

Remember, Zelda: life is always one order more horrifying than you expect!

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