Out Of Context Quotes

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:00 pm

"I would tell Joey not to eat the swamp burgers but you know he's not going to listen."

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:50 pm

“Harriet Tubman thought she was escaping, but it was right into the waiting arms of SKYNET!”

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:34 am

"Meat me, Cerb!"

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:24 pm

Your measure of goodness is how many YouTube comments you can endure before turning into a nihilistic JRPG villain.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:38 pm

"No, we cannot create paradoxes, it will crash the server."
From the update 50 trailer of the Dalek Mod (a minecraft mod that adds daleks, daleks, daleks, and other doctor who stuff, and daleks)

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:58 pm

“Being a carnie is a bit like being a werewolf, right?”

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:15 am

"It's not about the peel, it's about the nana."

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:59 am

"Rockin' and a-rollin, splishin' and a-splashin', over the horizon, what can it be?"

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:12 pm

“Nothing gets the blood pumping like drowning an entire subway full of people.”

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu May 21, 2020 9:50 pm

“You know Anakin, I was once the star player of the Zanarkand Abes.”

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri May 22, 2020 7:14 am

"Don't you love the smell of sewers in the morning? Smells like VICTORY!"

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:18 pm

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led."

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat May 23, 2020 7:33 pm

“Yeah, it’s just a cult Petra, don’t be so judgey.”

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:10 pm

"World War 2 is not a knockoff of Pokemon."

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:36 pm

"Even when he's here, he's not all there." Common put-down heard north of Boston for someone easily distracted.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:36 pm

over the course of 6 months, my guild /transformed/. we had a process. we had a hit list of accounts. we collated thousands of probable passwords. we made enemies, and we took them out. we grew exponentially. i turned 10

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:39 pm

Who knew that the killer robot dog would be bilingual?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:08 pm

I'm turning my shark inside out.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 6:08 pm

"ILLEGAL STRIDE GUM FACTORY CONCERTS FOR EVERYONE!!"

roshancookies · Post by **roshancookies** » Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:22 pm

"People define words like they want to use them."

JamesTCat · Post by **JamesTCat** » Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:34 am

"JamesTCat! Your newfound ability for saving money will unlock ranger forms that will be made into reality upon making the order to aniki, payment on order conformation!"

-Possibly "Gosei"

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:16 pm

"Guys, Sephiroth's going to Taco Bell, you want anything?"

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:12 pm

""If you keep rounding the corner, you may be going in circles."

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:33 pm

"Yeah Giovanni showed up to like, the Pokémon Center in Tokyo and started inducting kids into the Yakuza. It was pretty messed up. But you know, I bought a nice like, Bewear plushie while I was there. Had a great time."

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:45 pm

"I am what I am and here's a punch in the nose while I'm thinkin' about it!" Bluto the Sailor Man.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:08 pm

"Have you ever been such a bad detective that you've been relegated to UI?"

Harry Johnathan · Post by **Harry Johnathan** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:08 pm

Are we human, or are we dancer?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:31 pm

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with an "Oops, oh carp!"
(Sign on the wall I saw on a missile control panel while visiting a launch silo. "Crap" is, predictably, a substitute for another four-letter word which you may puzzle out at your convenience."

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:15 pm

To be fair... if that's the context, seems likely there would also be a bang XD

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:25 pm

Like, the Pound Puppies are just one part of a secret global organization. Did that organization assist in evacuating refugees from New York? And if so, did they focus only on the dogs, or did they risk their secrecy to try and help some of the humans? Also, were the Pound Puppies responsible for pairing Buster with Thundercracker? There are so many questions that would clearly have fascinating answers, if this were anything more than a random reference some writer included on a whim.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:02 pm

Vertigo Fox wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:15 pm To be fair... if that's the context, seems likely there would also be a bang XD

subsequently, yes.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:27 am

sometimes you just need to relax with kung fu pizza furries

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Aug 07, 2021 7:10 am

"I hope mom calls like right now as we're trying to like, break up this criminal syndicate. 'Oh I noticed you got some new money in your account!'"

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:52 pm

From this video biography of King John at around 11:04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_j7NeYwaoQ

"The inability to hold it was a personal humiliation for him and the country he led."

Oh, before anybody says anything, that's still very very out of context.
it wasn't actually about bed-wetting

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:47 pm

Rain keeps up, it won't come down.

gforce · Post by **gforce** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:30 am

“The theme will be Party Naked! Humans and pets mingle! Naked!”

You can’t deny that the comic has some good ones.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 6:29 pm

In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has been widely criticized and is generally regarded as a bad move.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:30 pm

"Oh, she's a homegrown weeb, that's impressive!"

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:18 pm

Testimony, shmestimony, can the witness do the dog paddle or not?!

gforce · Post by **gforce** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:26 am

“I want chicken!”