Housepets!

The first forum game here! Or at least I think... and if Rick approves....

So this game is easy, all you do is put something into the vending machine(it can be anything, like time! lol) then the next person will tell you what you get then they insert something else into the machine. It can be as random as you want it or whatever.

Ex:
Person 1:
You get a pie.
*inserts garbage*

Person 2:
you get global warming.
*inserts headphones*

and so on... I'll start it.

*inserts Coca-Cola can*

You get a motorboat... Good luck carrying it home!

*Inserts girlfriend*

(Hows them apples for random? XD)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! you now carry an STD!
*inserts broccoli flavored candy *

You get actual brocolli! Eat your veggies.

*inserts hopes and dreams*

Out popped all of life's disappointments! (Have fun)

*Inserts damaged iPod*

You get back a lawsuit from the RIAA because apple repair turned you in!

*inserts wig*

You get a ball of yarn! Being eco-friendly is great, isn't it?

*Inserts $2.50*

congrats! you've now paid the Disney price for a BOTTLE OF FRIKKEN WATER!

*inserts lit match*

You get a Fire Mephit (He starts your pants on fire)

*Inserts Gold Coin*

You get a chocolate one! Hope you're lactose tolerant.

*Inserts *

Out pops

*Inserts "Ratatoing" DVD*

Original Vend wrote:You get Dyslexia!

Hey whattaya know, that's actually a movie and not a misspelling of "Ratatouille"... You get an apology

*Inserts foot*

You get a hand! Your left hand to be precise. Don't ask why, you just do...

*inserts banana*

Out pops a yellow gun that shoots cherries.

*inserts sarcasm*

You get satire.

*inserts a cheeseburger*

You get a lolcat

*inserts gummy bears*

you get gummi poachers!
*inserts happy*

You get sad....wait, no that's to sad. You get irony instead.

*inserts favorite song*

(sorry, I just had to show you guys this song, I love it!)

You get a Car accident!

*Inserts random hair accessories one by one*

you get the worlds most messed up Trolli doll

*inserts religion*

You get atheism.

*inserts a keyboard*

You get a printout featuring every letter and character in the qwerty setup...

*inserts... BOLD TEXT*

you get CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

*inserts blank*

You get the Wikipedia Page for it.

*Inserts John Lennon.

you get autotheism !

*inserts Virus*

You get a dinosaur egg!

*Inserts MSN*

you get : disgruntled cat

*inserts 7*

You get censorship, bush style.

*Inserts the German language*

You get a volkswagen (BEST CARS IN TEH WURLD!)

*inserts train...not model*

You get a cow stuck in some tracks, hope your bought your cattle prod.

*inserts decaying banana peel*

you get olde tyme slapstick comedy

*inserts 18 espresso shots*

You get a lawsuit for public indecency.

*Inserts Pluto* (The planet, not the Disney dog)

You get a note. On it are the words: "Sorry, Pluto, but you're just not a real planet."

*inserts swim wear*

You get a cup of water lol

*inserts fish & chips*