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Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:28 pm
by CHAOKOCartoons
The power of super speed, but only when wearing heavy metal ugs that weigh 100lb or more.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:19 pm
by Czukay
The power to sneeze so hard that you propel yourself backwards at 100 mph and get the wind knocked out of you.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:21 pm
by Buster
The power to projectile vomit your own lungs up to 100m (you still need them to live though)
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:26 pm
by IronLucario2012
The power to cause yourself to irretrievably forget things at random.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:32 pm
by Buster
The power to spontaneously shed your eyebrows.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:25 am
by Not A Furry
The power to end all the hunger, all the tragedy, poverty, sorrow and evil, all death and suffering on the world by pressing a button
...
But it is the button to start a nuclear war.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:41 pm
by Buster
The power to prevent all nuclear war, by stuffing all the nukes up your nose. everybody's safe but it's a REALLY uncomfortable process, basically it feels like standing at ground zero without the dying part.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:18 am
by NHWestoN
Oh, crumbs, Buster .... What if you sneeze ?!?!
Oops, my turn...
The power of supersonic pulse waves created by hiccups. Predictably, your arch-enemy is "Belch-boy".
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Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:46 pm
by Buster
the ability to have perfect aim with anything, but only when you have your eyes closed and are kinda guessing what your aiming at.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:08 pm
by NHWestoN
The power to change menacing objects into jello which unfortunately tastes bad and tends to liquify quickly.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:17 pm
by Buster
(thats actually kinda useful. these are supposed to be unwieldy impractical or inconvenient.)
the ability to teleport your hair somewhere else. and not like specific amounts, all of it. head, body eyebrows, nose, everything.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:16 pm
by NHWestoN
I the power to command domesticated cats in their own language! They still don't care, though.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:35 pm
by AlyxVixen
The great and powerful ability to sneeze pepper spray covered confetti on command... but you're not immune to the pepper spray's effects.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:10 pm
by Legotron123
The ability to know all the cool potential storylines that were cut from your favorite show for incredibly stupid reasons.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:21 pm
by NHWestoN
The linguistic genius to speak every language used by a population of less than one hundred.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:28 pm
by Buster
the ability to sneeze lightning bolts if you catch a cold.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:04 pm
by NHWestoN
The talent to perform music that is both enchanting and inaudible....
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:59 am
by Hlaoroo
The ability to make anything explode powerfully... By touching it.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:12 pm
by Legotron123
The ability to make voodoo dolls of yourself.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:55 pm
by Buster
the ability to forget how your ability works
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:46 pm
by NHWestoN
A talent for imitating the mating calls of a number of species of particularly unsavory ... and also extinct ... vermin.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:46 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
The ability to turn into an inconspicuous blue lawn flamingo, but only when in your original form!
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:41 pm
by NHWestoN
The power to run super fast but, after ten seconds, you get vicious sinusitis, crushing headaches, and sever blurring of vision which causes you to run fatally into massive obstacles.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:42 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to call down plain flooding rain when you have severe constipation on a rubber seated toilet that has been painted the color of irritatingly bright yellow; are eating a box of Norwegian chocolates; and have over 500 pairs of underwear.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:54 pm
by wolfbrothren
You know the complete history of anything you touch, but only if you touch it with your tongue.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:27 pm
by Buster
anything you touch becomes a lightsocket, but only for the you're touching it, and your finger is always in the socket.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:02 pm
by wolfbrothren
You can create super detailed and highly realistic illusions, but only you can see them and you can't tell them apart from real objects.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:04 pm
by NHWestoN
A culinary genius which unfortunately works with toxic and disgusting ingredients.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:46 pm
by Buster
the power to locate lost keys, but only if nobody has looked for them in at least a week.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:54 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to always float upwards no matter what.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:39 pm
by TheSilverFox51
The ability to cause dogs to bark for no reason
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:08 pm
by Buster
The ability to prevent dogs from barking, but only if nobody would have heard them anyway.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:48 pm
by NHWestoN
The ability to accelerate the growth of flowering plants mitigated only by your totally immobilizing pollen allergies.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:05 pm
by Vanice
Being able to become a werewolf. But only on days that don't end in "y"
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:53 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to go blind on command. Once you go blind, you have to sit on a bed of cacti for a week straight to unblind yourself. You also forget the layout of everything and you are not allowed to have any kind of service animal within ten feet of you.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:16 pm
by Buster
the ability to speak any language, so long as EVERYTHING that comes out of your mouth is cryptic half-statements that nobody can make sense of.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:20 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to always sound like a pig.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:21 pm
by NHWestoN
The ability to detect when someone is lying but that discovery immediately causes you to forget the truth.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:27 pm
by Buster
the ability to read minds... except it's limited to listening to the dumb songs people get stuck in their heads.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:30 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to only sound like a broken fan.