2015/07/15 - No Green On Me

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:00 am

[ No Green On Me ]

Title Text: basically we do whatever is the most interesting at this very momen--ooh shiny

I'm not disappointed in this outcome.

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:04 am

Well Tiger, at least you got second place ! That´s something

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:05 am

Tiger looks kinda pudgy. How is that my concern? Anyway, this outcome was, as always, a good one. Jessica is such a good girlfriend.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:05 am

At least Zach had a happy ending (wonder what he'll spend it on)! Have to say, though, the red on Marvin's face on panel 2 makes him look like he's part of a glam metal band

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:21 am

SeanWolf wrote:At least Zach had a happy ending (wonder what he'll spend it on)!

Well we know WHO he'll spend part on.

I wonder what the CORNy ending will be?

So Tiger loses again;
our selfish, canine, twit.
He never learns, this dog,
punishment laid out by pit.
What he did to them once
Is not forgot by the ferrets
and they decide to issue here
some studio cleaning demerits.
He wanted to sneak, this dog,
away from all his mess;
he still didn't give Zach his cash…
To save his face he gave it to Jess!

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:40 am

The Opener will buy dinner for Jesse and Custom Ink and Lil Tum

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:41 am

Tiger knows when to fold 'em. I wonder how Marvin handles all of this.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:00 am

D-Rock wrote:Tiger knows when to fold 'em.

More like Jess knows how to fold him.

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:08 am

Tiger is certainly looking chubby today, even more so than usual!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:03 am

Look at this pic out of context...

: HousepetsGore.png (23.41 KiB) Viewed 11946 times

Expect to see a variant of this in upcoming chapters of HPZ.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:13 am

This ended well but that is one big check.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:44 am

SuperStar wrote:Look at this pic out of context...
HousepetsGore.png
Expect to see a variant of this in upcoming chapters of HPZ.

And expect it to be edited out on all children's TV blocks

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:47 am

Ok it appears that Keene is the ruler of the Milton family, every one else just seems to work or report to him in one form or another
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Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:39 am

He got to eat enough that he was full for once. That's something.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:30 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
D-Rock wrote:Tiger knows when to fold 'em.
More like Jess knows how to fold him.

He's had enough experience with her fists.

DaveL · Post by **DaveL** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:35 am

I am missing something or why Jess took Tiger´s money? Did he owe them for something or what? Not that i´m complaining..

bjchan95 · Post by **bjchan95** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:35 am

Best comic so far in the arc, Tiger finally pays 2 years later xP
Also Shaun of the Dead reference. Eeee!

DaveL wrote:I am missing something or why Jess took Tiger´s money? Did he owe them for something or what? Not that i´m complaining..

Because Tiger took Zach's paycheck to enter the contest in the first place.

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Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:19 am

Now I want the arc to end in snuggles.

sammyfox · Post by **sammyfox** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:20 am

"I just shot marvin in the face"

Let's see how many of you gets it!

MrBlueSky7 · Post by **MrBlueSky7** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:31 am

I like Tiger's new chubby look. It suits him.

Anyways, why did Jess force him to pay up? Was there something I missed here?

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:51 am

MrBlueSky7 wrote:Anyways, why did Jess force him to pay up? Was there something I missed here?

Read further up. Tiger used Zach's pay from the petting zoo for his entry fee into the eating contest.

And consider Tiger's past experience with Jessica. ;3

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:51 am

MrBlueSky7 wrote:Anyways, why did Jess force him to pay up? Was there something I missed here?

Your question was answered three posts up.

bjchan95 wrote:
DaveL wrote:I am missing something or why Jess took Tiger´s money? Did he owe them for something or what? Not that i´m complaining..
Because Tiger took Zach's paycheck to enter the contest in the first place.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:01 am

Mickey wrote:Tiger looks kinda pudgy.

Could this mean *gasp* it's finally time for a D-I-E-T? *dun dun duuun!*

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:30 am

Kitch wrote:Now I want the arc to end in snuggles.

King and Bailey walking together with Jess and Zach with dose of snugdorbs. <3

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:06 am

Well, at least he wiped away his debts. That's a win, sorta!

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:40 am

Poor Marvin got a pie from Bailey for his troubles X3

It wouldn't surprise me if Marvin started to start going solo at some point. That look on his face just wants justice. juicy, red justice.

Clearly, the end of this arc is going to end with corn. lots and lots of corn.

KingFan202 · Post by **KingFan202** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:52 am

xD great ending

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:48 pm

Frank wrote:
Mickey wrote:Tiger looks kinda pudgy.
Could this mean *gasp* it's finally time for a D-I-E-T? *dun dun duuun!*

Well since Tiger is a Garfield parody (or seems to be like one) it could really happen...and we all would laugh

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:54 pm

SuperStar wrote:Look at this pic out of context...
HousepetsGore.png
Expect to see a variant of this in upcoming chapters of HPZ.

So Marvin will be hit with a pie? I LOVE that.

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:20 pm

Tiger looks like he gain "over 9000" lbs after that eat out.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:41 pm

Hah. Pit actually looks like a TV show host the way he walks in the first few panels.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:17 pm

Very good for the money prizes.

Yeah, The other Daryl won! I was hoping for that.

That's a lot of money (and many hamburgers) for you.

Well, that's not a good reason to don't disqualify Tiger, but now I well know how you ferrets are made when you're dealing with those things...

Nice second prize of... 50 Dollars. Yeah, you must pay those studio damages, towels included...

And right, deals are deals, Tiger, that's the amount of the contest inscription to give back to Zach for the job you forced him to do at the fair.

Well, it's like there was no second prize for him.

At least, you did a good lunch.

Eheh, Tiger and his belly are so cute.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:32 pm

Jeez Other Daryl, you just won five thousand dollars and you're still thinking about food.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:20 pm

... I wonder if yellow hat Daryl could cash that check - it has his name on it, after all.

Leomon2004 · Post by **Leomon2004** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:17 pm

GameCobra wrote:Hah. Pit actually looks like a TV show host the way he walks in the first few panels.

Wait Pit is a guy? Guess I need to read the info on the cast page.

Anyone else think of Elton John whenever Pit is in the comic?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:18 pm

Leomon2004 wrote:Anyone else think of Elton John whenever Pit is in the comic?

Yes.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:37 pm

I'm wondering if Pit might be gay since he seems so flamboyant. If not, I think I need to get my gaydar checked.

1071-CCN · Post by **1071-CCN** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:39 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm wondering if Pit might be gay since he seems so flamboyant. If not, I think I need to get my gaydar checked.

I dunno; it seems like since he'll never find anybody he considers more attractive than his mirror anyway, it's irrelevant.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:55 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm wondering if Pit might be gay since he seems so flamboyant. If not, I think I need to get my gaydar checked.

Flamboyant doesn't mean someone is gay, it just means he's so fabulous. I'm very flamboyant for example, if you ever met me in real life.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:12 pm

Tiger knows better than to argue with Jessica.

I wonder if Pit's eyes hurt since he let the sparklers attached to his glasses burn down to the stubs.

Anyone wanna bet that somehow Peanut got involved in the pie fight.