2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review

Post by **Obbl** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:02 am

[ New Zoo Review ]

Title Text: Do I have to be your encyclopedia? Or do you call that a google now?

Jess wins all arguments. All of them.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:03 am

Jess, you can't attack the people with food in your mouth. It's rude.

Swallow first than you can carry on.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:06 am

Ooh! I want to see this! Jess about to throw some paws.

I love the suffering of others.(when they deserve it of course.

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:10 am

Technically oppossums, can get rabies, but they're 8 times less likely to than wild dogs. Still, that's a pretty good track record.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:12 am

Zach is awesome! They are dating right?

SnuggleKing · Post by **SnuggleKing** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:23 am

More Jess! Gahh!

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:24 am

"And kids is how opp-... OH NO THERE SHE COMES, RUN KIDS RUUUUUUUUUN"

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:29 am

Jess is a fighter, Jess is a queen;
Jess is the boldest girl Zach's ever seen.
You treat her well; you treat her right
or the next thing you treat is from her bite.
Zach's got a girl, Zach's got a worry,
Zach's gotta control her temper in a hurry.
You eat corn dogs, you see, not a child;
unless you want the Wolves to get riled.
The Human won't trust her, the human won't know;
as far as he sees, the threat must just go.
You could be persuaded by the slight grey Rabbit;
but Jess in temper trouble's getting a habit...

raxim42 · Post by **raxim42** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:31 am

I really think Jess is my favorite character, she's so salty.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:38 am

Did anyone else check up on that claim? Surprisingly interesting, really.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:07 am

I did.

Douglas Collier wrote:Technically oppossums, can get rabies, but they're 8 times less likely to than wild dogs. Still, that's a pretty good track record.

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:22 am

Comin' right at you!

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:31 am

Let's just hope she isn't Jessicka with rabies!

Hahahahahahahaha... (this is why I have no friends...)

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:47 am

i think its impossible not to love Jess

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:42 am

Frank wrote:i think its impossible not to love Jess

I can prove you wrong.

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Mon May 25, 2015 3:43 am

Sweet, Jess is here.
Now, stop her from biting that kid so you two can go make out behind the corn stall...

Also, it occurs to me that Jess might try applying for a petting-zoo position, though I'm not sure she's good with children.... or anyone, for that matter....
Either way, this is the first we've seen of her since she and Zach started courting, so I hope that's addressed...

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:45 am

Corn dogs have corn in the name so corn did make a comeback this strip.
Hail the corn king!. (Karishad)
And Jessica Rabbit returns.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Mon May 25, 2015 5:05 am

Oh Jess.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 25, 2015 6:03 am

Mickey wrote:
Mickey wrote:Jess, you can't attack the people with food in your mouth. It's rude.

Swallow first then you can carry on.
SOMEONE DELETE THIS PLEASE! It's early and I really don't know what I did to even get this here.

Why delete it, it's awesome? Or do you mean the second message?

Hey I was just talking about rabies an why they don't let wild unvaccinated animals into the zoo over in Richardson Valley!

Post by **Sleet** » Mon May 25, 2015 7:37 am

Oh wow. Jess you're awesome. XP

"That's just what a rabies zombie would say!"

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:58 am

For all of those people who think Jess is going to get violent, remember that Jess is trying to prove that she's not rabid! More likely she'll next be shown with a very calm expression, perhaps nonchalant, with one kid petting her and another playing with her ear.

Or maybe this:

Panel 1: Jess starts walking toward a small child. Zack can be seen cowering in a corner, afraid to be involved in what might happen. Still, he peers out from behind his hiding place, hoping nothing goes wrong.

Panel 2a: Jess is halfway between Zack and the child, and the child sees her. Instantly the child goes as straight and rigid as a board.

Panel 2b: We see only Jess's feet as they take another step.

Panel 3: The child falls down, pretending to feint. Parent says, "what are you doing?" Child whispers, "maybe if it thinks I'm dead it won't bother me!"

Panel 4: Jess leans over the child and says, "you know that never works, right? Want a balloon?"

(Optional)
Panel 5: The child screams, "FLUFFY!" Jess is now being SuperHugged by the child and can't breathe. Parent watches balloon float away. Zack can be seen in the background holding his stomach and laughing up a storm.

Acritic2 · Post by **Acritic2** » Mon May 25, 2015 9:36 am

Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon May 25, 2015 9:53 am

Acritic2 wrote:Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!

It's not exactly shipping when it's official.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:47 am

That's Jess for you

This arc has some surprises as we have seen so far

Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon May 25, 2015 11:56 am

SuperStar wrote:
Acritic2 wrote:Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!
It's not exactly shipping when it's official.

It's not exactly official. More like a "keep running into each other" thing

HundKatzeMaus wrote:Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like

Hotdogs... with corn paste... you're not really missing out on much

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:10 pm

What my mom told me "Don't bite people with your mouth full"

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:16 pm

Frank wrote:It's not exactly official. More like a "keep running into each other" thing

You're suggesting Rick would stoop to ship teasing? Heresy! Ahem.

And corn dogs are one of those terrible things that somehow make you want to try them again, they're awful and still hit the spot. Well, maybe not the spot. A spot. Some kind of spot, anyway. They're sort of the American archetype of Dibbler's sausages.

"The thing is that Mr. Dibbler can even sell sausages to people who have bought them off him before."

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:50 pm

"Is your kid the soft spongey one over there?" XD

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:51 pm

HundKatzeMaus wrote:Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like

I've tried them before, Didn't like them at all. Kinda like an undercooked hotdog in an overcooked bun, only the bun kinda tastes off and there's no easy way to add onions to em...

So basically hotdog gone wrong.

Sansash · Post by **Sansash** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:05 pm

"I feel more awesome than an awesome possum!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN3n3sdu3EY
-Wait until 1:10
Move over Katy Perry Sharks!

Post by **rickgriffin** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:14 pm

HundKatzeMaus wrote: Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like

Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.

Most corn dogs aren't that good.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:28 pm

Poor Zach. He has to stop his girlfriend from getting sent to the pound or euthanized because of her temper.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Mon May 25, 2015 2:44 pm

Jessica couldn't miss, and she's enjoying to eat corn made stuff (she's being the only one, apparently

).

If she entered illegally, then the other critters can, too. Let's wait to see the raccoons, hoping that they like corn.

So, is Zach receiving his first pets?

Corn dogs aren't new to me, I wonder how they taste.

No, Jessica, there's meat in them.

What a bad and ignorant prejudice! But, you must not threaten that way, Jess... Don't bite the kids, only dingos can...

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon May 25, 2015 3:03 pm

Don't mess with Jessica!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:11 pm

rickgriffin wrote:Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.

That might be my problem, cornbread's one of those American things I never really got into. The funny thing is that... even though I don't think I actually like them... once I've had one corn dog my body says "give me another one NOW brain" so there's something almost mystically compelling about them.

[Why do I eat that first one? If you're at a place where corn dogs are being consumed, and someone hands you one, you're a jerk if you don't accept. And, yes, some parts of America that's really a thing that happens. Repeatedly.]

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Mon May 25, 2015 5:20 pm

Argent wrote:
rickgriffin wrote:Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.
That might be my problem, cornbread's one of those American things I never really got into. The funny thing is that... even though I don't think I actually like them... once I've had one corn dog my body says "give me another one NOW brain" so there's something almost mystically compelling about them.

[Why do I eat that first one? If you're at a place where corn dogs are being consumed, and someone hands you one, you're a jerk if you don't accept. And, yes, some parts of America that's really a thing that happens. Repeatedly.]

The difference is probably the fact that it's fried.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon May 25, 2015 5:28 pm

rickgriffin wrote:Most corn dogs aren't that good.

I like corn dogs...

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 25, 2015 5:34 pm

Kitch wrote:The difference is probably the fact that it's fried.

There's other fried corn bread things out there and I've never found them compelling, not even at Long John Silvers which is like the neighborhood church of weird fried things. Maybe it's because they're not magically wrapped around a cheap fatty sausage.

I don't know if it will be good for me to analyze this too deeply. I'd rather pretend it's magic.

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Mon May 25, 2015 7:22 pm

Saturn381 wrote:
rickgriffin wrote:Most corn dogs aren't that good.
I like corn dogs...

You are not alone!

(no one is alone...!)

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:44 pm

Never had a corn dog before either so I can't say anything.