Petition to ban lightning from the United States
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Petition to ban lightning from the United States
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But I like lightning!
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Man, I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry for the person who wrote that... ._.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?
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uhhhhh, wut?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Although I think a simple solution is to wear rubber...uh...w-why are you looking at me like that?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
No, I felt the same. But I still want lightning.Deske wrote:It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
I'm sure mother nature will ignore the "Petition" and do it anyway.Drake wrote:No, I felt the same. But I still want lightning.Deske wrote:It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
This was... *glasses* Shocking to hear.
*bricked by lightning*
Sounds sorta crazy, but I guess it makes sense. However, one does not simply remove lightning with a peace of paper.
*bricked by lightning*
Sounds sorta crazy, but I guess it makes sense. However, one does not simply remove lightning with a peace of paper.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
I don't think you can just ask something as powerful as lightning to just stop
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Ask it nicely.Drake wrote:I don't think you can just ask something as powerful as lightning to just stop
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I don't know, I always get so BUZZED whenever there's a lot of lightning.
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Must be an... *sunglasses*RatHead wrote:I don't know, I always get so BUZZED whenever there's a lot of lightning.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.
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And Thor wont be able to be with the avengers anymore either.Shadowstar23 wrote:But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.
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That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good.Shadowstar23 wrote:But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.
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Don't worry. We'll migrate him to Canada.Sleet wrote:That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Does this mean I have to get rid of my pet lightning? *Cuddles with my lightning and cries a little*
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Yes it means you have to get rid of your pet lightning.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Shouldn't that be Rain of terror?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
It'slikely lighting will indeed ignore the petition.
I can only imagine what manner of retaliation the United States goverment will employ.
I can only imagine what manner of retaliation the United States goverment will employ.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
This is just my opinion, but I think in an ironic situation, lightning will strike whoever was in possession of the petition at that point.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
So instead of lightning we'd just get the heavy rain and rumbling sounds?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
How about instead of banning it, we just prohibit it from striking people, the ground and everything on it, and aircraft.
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We can make a deal where it's allowed to strike Detroit.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
A strongly-worded letter to Zeus, god of storm and lightning.Silly Zealot wrote:I can only imagine what manner of retaliation the United States goverment will employ.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
And then Zeus will smite us all with his great anger!
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
What about sprites, blue jets, and ELVES? Those are cool forms of lightning that don't hurt anyone... not gliding 50+ km above the storm.
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Isn't thor best pals with captain america, or something?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Yes and the Avengers will destroy America if we try to ban lightning.
Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
This is so insanely silly.
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
I see you're working on your Necromancy, Foxstar.
Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
So ... that didn't work out, right?
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
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Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
Ben Franklin, call your office.