Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:32 pm**

Stuck on a volcanic micro island, since parts of Hawaii count as that.

WYR have to deal with an angry Ratel or an angry Zorilla?

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:47 pm**

Since a ratel is a lot like the wolverine, I guess I'd druther the zorilla.

WYR spend a day traveling on a supersonic aircraft or a scenic train car?

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:51 pm**

Train car. I like planes, but they make me sick.

WYR have your pet murdered, or have to assassinate a foreign leader using a spoon?

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:41 pm**

Tough choice but a spoon the size of a shovel could do fatal damage to the human cranium and, since many foreign leaders aren't house broken and Sophie is, I'll take the second option assuming I don't have to explain it at Friends' Meeting.

WYR
Have to give up all transportation for a year except bicycles.
Or
Give up fast food restaurants?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:03 pm**

I'll give up fast food restaurants. This is mainly because i dont really know how to ride a bicycle

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WYR eat only fast food or canned food for the rest of your life?

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:06 am**

there is WAY more variety to canned food, and some of it is of reasonable quality.

WYR give up the internet or go blind?

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:01 pm**

Give up the internet...i'm old enough to remember when it wasn't. T'warn't so bad...

WYR Have to live without air conditioning or heating?

Posted: **Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:36 am**

Heating. I already wear wool coats in 80 degree weather, I'd just wear more stuff in the winter.

Would you rather be awake only at night, but be able to have video chats and meetups daily with your favorite person ever, fiction or not, or rather be awake all day and have whatever food you want for life?

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:57 pm**

I'm kind of a night creature so I'll stay up late.

So WYR take a global cruise. ...... or take a space flight that included stops on the Moon and Mars?

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:49 pm**

Depends on the quality of the cruise, and what kind of room I have.

WYR give up watching TV or playing video games?

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:11 pm**

I'm basically not watching TV at all. So I probably wouldn't miss too much.

WYR paint your bedroom walls neon pink or black?

(BTW: I'd love to take the space flight.)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:48 pm**

Black. My hall is already pink.
(Render...I hope you get to tale that space cruise some day.)

So...... Would You Rather...
Have a supporting role acting in a smash hit movie

or

write a best-selling novel?

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:02 am**

Novel. Definitely novel.

Would you rather be famous and loved while you're alive but forgotten after death, or unknown while you're alive but famous and loved after your death?

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:47 am**

Unknown during life and praised after death.

Would you rather be unmagical, but rich, or magic, but in extreme poverty?

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:36 am**

Gosh, did I over think this one, Jolty... !
Poor and magical...although money can be very "magical".

WYR
Be a champion race car driver or an acclaimed, multi-talented artist?

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:54 pm**

Artist.

Would you rather

Be a cat

or

Be a dog?

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:16 pm**

Cat. He got to sleep more than the dog.

WYR:
Work in a factory
Or
Do farmwork.

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:34 pm**

Factory

Would you rather

Go bowling

or

Go golfing

Posted: **Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:30 am**

Bowling. Although I'm lousy at both - I couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a handful of rise if he was slapping me in the face with his tail.

So...WYR:
spent a weekend at a luxury spa...

or

go to a concert by your favorite performer AND you get five minutes with that person/group at the end of the show?

Posted: **Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:39 am**

Concert

Would you rather...

Be slapped by Bino

or

Be slapped by Other Daryl

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:18 pm**

Bino .... He couldn't even hurt Maxwell in a slapping contest.

WYR
Shovel a foot of snow off a long driveway

Or

Mow a big lawn with a push mower?

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:51 pm**

Push mower. All I have to do is push.

Would you rather...

Wet yourself twice in one night

or

Get your head kicked into a windowsill while you are sleeping?

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:46 pm**

Get my head kicked into a windowsill while you are sleeping?

Would you rather...

Get in a fight with a wild dog using a small length of rope

or

fight a zombie with a butter knife

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:32 pm**

Fight the zombie... Maybe if I knew what the wild dog was doing with a small length of rope.

Have to scramble 1,000 eggs and cook 'em.

Or

Clean 100 perch (fish).

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:34 pm**

Scramble the eggs, I know how to do that and it's less yucky than the fish.

Would you rather...

Listen to your least favorite band for 1,000 hours

or

give up something you love for 1,000 hours

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:51 am**

I'd give up something i love for 1,000 hours.
Sorry Spongebob you will be missed.

Would you rather travel with your least favorite Pokémon for the next 12 days
Or
Do Pokémon Super Training for the next 12 days on only 1 Pokémon?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:49 pm**

The first one. I practically never spend TWELVE DAYS intentionally training one Pokémon.

Would you rather...
be a Ditto
or
be a Zoura?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:52 pm**

Ditto...

Be a shepherd of a cowboy...?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:57 pm**

I would be a shepherd. I want to catch crooks.

Would you rather
start a pun war
or
end a pun war?

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2018 3:06 pm**

End it! That would be a service to life on the planet....

Visit Mars
Or

Visit Disney World?

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2018 3:30 pm**

Disney World... Mars is kind of... Empty

Would you rather fight a group of zombies
or
Fight a pack of wolves

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2018 8:38 pm**

Miles and co are more likely to understand the concepts of 'time out' 'yeild' 'friendly sparring' and 'draw', then th mush-for-brains brigade.

WYR speak in nothing but acronyms or nothing but smileys?

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2018 9:19 pm**

Similes.

WYR visit Hawaii or Tokyo?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 10:27 am**

Been to Tokyo, would go again. Hawai'i, not so much.

So, Rio de Janeiro or Buenos Aires?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 10:58 am**

Rio de Janeiro for no other reason than it's the only one I've heard of

Good writer or good musician

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 12:32 pm**

Writer, I'm terrible at writing and it would make my essays for school so much easier.

WYR Be a very fast runner but fairly weak or be very strong but fairly slow?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 1:03 pm**

I'm slow already so that settles it ... always was an ambler.

WYR...

Be able to fly a plane or

drive a race car?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 1:26 pm**

Being able to drive a race car.......or drive in general

would you rather be able to read minds with no shirt, or be able to fly with no pants

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 1:28 pm**

Fly with no pants... Just get a kilt

WYR have all animals be sentient and able to talk to people, or be able to talk to any person no matter what language they speak.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 2:50 pm**

....there's a reason I read this comic, sentient animals definitely

would you rather be able to make cake appear at random intervals that you can't control, or make your least favorite thing not exist

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