Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:43 am
I win because I've seen Batman Forever.
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Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:08 pm
I win because I've seen Batman once in a while.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:13 am
I win because Batman is cooler than Superman.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:07 pm
I win because I'm Mr. Freeze.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:09 pm
I win because I'm Captain America!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:04 pm
I win because I'm Sargeant Snorkel.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:07 pm
I win because I'm the coast guard and I'm telling ya the beach is closed for the day.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:34 pm
So I blend into the departing, disappointed crowd, win cleverly hidden in my beach umbrella.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:56 am
I win because I'm the shark that caused the beach to close.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:06 pm
I win because I've got a bigger boat.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:41 am
I win because I am on land and have no use for a boat
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:06 am
I win because I'm a landshark!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:01 pm
I win because I'm a landshark remora.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:03 pm
*Distracts NHWestoN by telling him there's someone new to go welcome. Zips off with the win whilst he checks.*
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:59 am
I take the win while you're busy distracting NHWestoN.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:09 am
I win because I already took the win, and all you found is the empty pedestal it was on.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:48 pm
I win because I was the pedestal all along.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:50 pm
I win because I said "OH, REALLY?" when I noticed that.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:44 pm
I notice a spare win in the janitor closet. And a note that says "all other wins are invalid."
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:40 pm
I knock you out with a mop and take the win for myself.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:32 pm
I lock you in the closet, grab up the win, and escape pretending to be the janitor. Boy, is Nathan gonna be honked when he regains consciousness!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:00 pm
...wha...h- hey! Foxy, why are you locked in the closet? Come on, we gotta get that win back! At least teamwork's a kind of victory, right?
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:35 pm
Oh, that sense of teamwork is so touching, so inspiring, so … wait a minute! You're trying to get me all sentimental and give you the "win" `cause you're such good friends and pals and … WELL, I'M KEEPIN' THE "WIN", YOU SNEAKY GUYS !!!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:40 pm
I win because I want to team up with Nathan.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:23 pm
Why thank you, Foxy! I say our partnership's first order of business is giving me the win for safe keeping.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:01 am
Well, hate to see it come between you two so ... Snatch!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:19 am
Hey! Give that back, or else!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:06 pm
All this bickering makes me cry... my show of emotions makes me the strongest here.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:30 pm
Well, gosh, I'm just so touched by your strength and sincerity, Nate. Guess I'll just take the "win" and go. 
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:24 pm
cue Ace Attorney's "Pursuit ~ Cornered" music
Objection! That win is mine because it says so in the autopsy report!
Objection! That win is mine because it says so in the autopsy report!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:11 pm
Objection! The prosecutor is lying, because I had the win all along!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:37 pm
The Judge has ruled the "win" goes to me `cause I'm such lawr-abiding citerzen.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 pm
But it's still my win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:48 pm
...and I'm still walkin' away with it. 
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:52 pm
I win because I'm playing DnD.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:07 pm
OOO OOO, I'm the Dragon and I fly off with the "win".
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:24 am
Oh no you don't Fires a magic missile which knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and, arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation; the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it isn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it, too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
(Yes, I'm referencing that meme again.)
(Yes, I'm referencing that meme again.)
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:08 pm
Undeterred by the algorithmic befuddlement, the Dragon flies on with the "win" as your projectile crashes onto the headquarters of the Iowa caucuses.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:37 pm
Fortunately the gods owe me a favor for that bad day I had earlier this week. I call in one deus ex machina, which causes the win to fall into my hands.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:17 pm
What's a god-machine to an unbeliever?
A man without a win, that's what.
A man without a win, that's what.