Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Barbie pink, with a fresh coat of mayonnaise.
Who let the cats out?
Who let the cats out?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Probably that same dummy who let the dogs out.
What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Space. The final Frontier.
Who let the frogs out? For that matter, who's gonna get `em back in?
Who let the frogs out? For that matter, who's gonna get `em back in?
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Boots.
Please state the nature of the mycelial emergency.
Please state the nature of the mycelial emergency.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's all over the tile in my bathroom. Gross!
Does anyone work here?
Does anyone work here?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Not since the infestation of leaf weasels.
Are you waiting for a bus?
Are you waiting for a bus?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, under it.
Anyone know where I can donate a bakers dozen of livers?
Anyone know where I can donate a bakers dozen of livers?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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The pound can find a good home for them.
Where can I find a replacement lightbulb for the sun?
Where can I find a replacement lightbulb for the sun?
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Sure, there's a store in the nearest nebula.
Wait, isn't that a Marvel character?
Wait, isn't that a Marvel character?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Yup, they're the sidekick of Super Orange Dude.
Where's the next on ramp for the 4th dimension?
Where's the next on ramp for the 4th dimension?
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In a janitor’s closet in a Burger King in Miami.
Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, but I have taken one across choppy, narrow waters.
Has anyone seen my pet? He's a six foot tall gummy bear filled with rage.
Has anyone seen my pet? He's a six foot tall gummy bear filled with rage.
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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I last saw him chilling with Dante in that inferno of his.
What's the horsepower of this avocado?
What's the horsepower of this avocado?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About 1/3 of a Rhode Island.
Has anyone ever gotten a lunch order correct at a drive-thru?
Has anyone ever gotten a lunch order correct at a drive-thru?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Yes, but only when I order from the super-secret illegal black market menu.
How much taxes could a woodchuck pay if a woodchuck could pay taxes?
How much taxes could a woodchuck pay if a woodchuck could pay taxes?
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A baker's dozen, after deductions.
How do I know when my money tree is ripe for picking?
How do I know when my money tree is ripe for picking?
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When the Benjamins smile at you.
What would happen if Dallas became a Starfleet officer?
What would happen if Dallas became a Starfleet officer?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Then you can paint my portrait and call me Mona Lisa.
Does this garage do tune-ups for pianos?
Does this garage do tune-ups for pianos?
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We only do that for every fish except tuna.
What is a tuna's favorite weapon?
What is a tuna's favorite weapon?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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A ‘46 Ford.
Did you see the ball game last night?
Did you see the ball game last night?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I didn't. But I did find your cube game under the couch.
What's the worst diet?
What's the worst diet?
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Probably the tin foil diet.
Did you see a little tiny fox run through here?
Did you see a little tiny fox run through here?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sorry, only a small, diminutive vulpes.
Anyone have a solution for a leaky sunroof?
Anyone have a solution for a leaky sunroof?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Put a black hole next to it, to absorb that excess light.
Best way to escape a bottomless pit?
Best way to escape a bottomless pit?
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Pepperidge Farm cookies.
Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?
Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Ah, yes. My favorite model is the egg sandwich.
What's the Death Star's favorite brand of cereal?
What's the Death Star's favorite brand of cereal?
My name is Firework Fox.
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The frosted flakes of rock and ice that once were called Alderaan!
That pun was so bad it probably actually wasn't a pun. Can you think of a worse one?
That pun was so bad it probably actually wasn't a pun. Can you think of a worse one?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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TV hah more like Tee Hee.
*gets bricked*
*sighs* Bricks hurt, but is there anything that hurts more?
*gets bricked*
*sighs* Bricks hurt, but is there anything that hurts more?
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A motor lodge outside Des Moines.
Would you like some Cream of Wheat?
Would you like some Cream of Wheat?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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That's not a stupid question! (I mean seriously you go to all the trouble of meticulously crafting your most moronic possible queries and then the next guy just goes and asks something smart. I wonder...
What's this world coming to when people don't even know how to be idiots anymore...
Wonder if that means I have to make up my own question to answer...
Better yet-- did I already do that?
What's this world coming to when people don't even know how to be idiots anymore...
Wonder if that means I have to make up my own question to answer...
Better yet-- did I already do that?
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Soy sauce.
Do you think that Luke Skywalker would be interested in buying some pistachios?
Do you think that Luke Skywalker would be interested in buying some pistachios?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Pistachios.
What is this thread about?
What is this thread about?
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Buying real estate in Spooner, Wisconsin.
Would you like to buy a gently used tissue?
Would you like to buy a gently used tissue?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if it's made in Spooner, Wisconsin.
Would you care for a roast crow?
Would you care for a roast crow?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees!
Where's the princess?
Where's the princess?
My name is Firework Fox.
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In the roleplaying section of this forum.
Which direction is the hometown of gold?
Which direction is the hometown of gold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You pass though the valley of silver, turn right at the diamond lake and you're almost there!
Do you have the cure for the common hot?
Do you have the cure for the common hot?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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It’s a cold day for pontooning .
Do you think that the wombat likes iced tea?
Do you think that the wombat likes iced tea?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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He does, but he prefers confusing me.
Would you like him to confuse you?
Would you like him to confuse you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Thanks, but I'm confused enough for two.
Would you be interested in a 15 part documentary on Egg McMuffins?
Would you be interested in a 15 part documentary on Egg McMuffins?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"