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Barbie pink, with a fresh coat of mayonnaise.

Who let the cats out?
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Probably that same dummy who let the dogs out.

What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
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Space. The final Frontier.

Who let the frogs out? For that matter, who's gonna get `em back in?
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Boots.

Please state the nature of the mycelial emergency.
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It's all over the tile in my bathroom. Gross!

Does anyone work here?
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Not since the infestation of leaf weasels.


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No, under it.

Anyone know where I can donate a bakers dozen of livers?
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The pound can find a good home for them.

Where can I find a replacement lightbulb for the sun?
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Sure, there's a store in the nearest nebula.

Wait, isn't that a Marvel character?
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Yup, they're the sidekick of Super Orange Dude.

Where's the next on ramp for the 4th dimension?
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In a janitor’s closet in a Burger King in Miami.


Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
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No, but I have taken one across choppy, narrow waters.

Has anyone seen my pet? He's a six foot tall gummy bear filled with rage.
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I last saw him chilling with Dante in that inferno of his.

What's the horsepower of this avocado?
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About 1/3 of a Rhode Island.

Has anyone ever gotten a lunch order correct at a drive-thru?
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Yes, but only when I order from the super-secret illegal black market menu.

How much taxes could a woodchuck pay if a woodchuck could pay taxes?
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A baker's dozen, after deductions.

How do I know when my money tree is ripe for picking?
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When the Benjamins smile at you.

What would happen if Dallas became a Starfleet officer?
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Then you can paint my portrait and call me Mona Lisa.

Does this garage do tune-ups for pianos?
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We only do that for every fish except tuna.

What is a tuna's favorite weapon?
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A ‘46 Ford.

Did you see the ball game last night?
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I didn't. But I did find your cube game under the couch.

What's the worst diet?
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Probably the tin foil diet.

Did you see a little tiny fox run through here?
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Sorry, only a small, diminutive vulpes.

Anyone have a solution for a leaky sunroof?
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Put a black hole next to it, to absorb that excess light.

Best way to escape a bottomless pit?
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Pepperidge Farm cookies.

Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?
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Ah, yes. My favorite model is the egg sandwich.

What's the Death Star's favorite brand of cereal?
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The frosted flakes of rock and ice that once were called Alderaan!

That pun was so bad it probably actually wasn't a pun. Can you think of a worse one?
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TV hah more like Tee Hee.
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A motor lodge outside Des Moines.

Would you like some Cream of Wheat?
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That's not a stupid question! :o (I mean seriously you go to all the trouble of meticulously crafting your most moronic possible queries and then the next guy just goes and asks something smart. I wonder...
What's this world coming to when people don't even know how to be idiots anymore...

Wonder if that means I have to make up my own question to answer...
Better yet-- did I already do that?
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Soy sauce.

Do you think that Luke Skywalker would be interested in buying some pistachios?
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Pistachios.

What is this thread about?
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Buying real estate in Spooner, Wisconsin.

Would you like to buy a gently used tissue?
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Only if it's made in Spooner, Wisconsin.

Would you care for a roast crow?
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It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees!

Where's the princess?
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In the roleplaying section of this forum.

Which direction is the hometown of gold?
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You pass though the valley of silver, turn right at the diamond lake and you're almost there!



Do you have the cure for the common hot?
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It’s a cold day for pontooning .

Do you think that the wombat likes iced tea?
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He does, but he prefers confusing me.

Would you like him to confuse you?
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Thanks, but I'm confused enough for two.

Would you be interested in a 15 part documentary on Egg McMuffins?
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