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If you let my demon throw you maybe you can be!

Oh, oh, hey, speak of the devil, hey Mr dark lord... what's up?
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The mortal realm.

How do I get these penguins off my TV?
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Ocelots. But whatever you do, don't let the penguins explode!

Should limpets be banned?
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Only if they sold lemonade to people named Fran in Indianapolis between the hours of midnight and three a.m.

Want some Cream of Wheat?
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Only once you explain how you milk wheat.

Can you assist me on planning my luxery vacation to Camden, New Jersey?
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Unfortunately, no. But if you’re going to Hoboken I do know a guy

Does the plain in Spain get tired of rain?
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No, but the buck in Luk is tired of the muck,

Would you like tickets to the Vogon poetry festival?
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Only if regular vegetarians can attend, too.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchck could get union scale?
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Thirteen ounces of wood per hour, provided they get time and a half on Sundays and federal holidays. Otherwise they strike, and you do not want your woodchucks on strike. I thought teamsters were rough.

Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
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Yesn't, but I actually have no idea because I'm from another country

Has any of you heard something you didn't have heard about but you've actually heard about while in reality you didn't?
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It’s a cold day for pontooning.


Does anyone know where I can buy a train ticket to Memphis?
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No but I know where you can buy a boat ticket to the moon.

Why does it have to rain so much?
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Fred Borroughs won’t stop doing a rain dance.

Why doesn’t Cathy eat breakfast?
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It's impossible to sink your fangs into a Cheerio.

Has a banjo ever given birth to twins?
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I’ll have to check my purse.

Any idea where California went?
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My dad borrowed it, he will put it back tomorrow.

Why aren’t boots made of sand?
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You can’t make a boot out of sand, you have to heat it up first. There, boots made out of glass.

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Ask Sally in marketing, that was her project.



Ever been bit by a dead bee?
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Mercifully only by one who had previously choked to death swollowing her dentures.


Can Cauli flower?
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I don't think so, can water melon?

have you ever accidentally put salt in coffee instead of sugar?
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Let me check with Barb in Accounts Payable.


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