Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:44 pm

The easiest way to get in is as a postal worker.

Is it possible to travel back in time?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:09 pm

I JUST told you that in 2007!

Is there a way to make egg not without eggs or nog?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:27 am

You can go ahead and try, but as you yourself say you'll probably just end up making Egg Not.

What kind of corrupted, evil, perverted being would actually enjoy the taste of egg nog?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:23 pm

The answer has been redacted for the protection of mortal souls.

What will you be doing during the Rawring '20s?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:23 pm

Prepping for the Depressing '30's.

Can I get a menu over here?!

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:54 pm

If you really want one. Though I must warn you, the only dish on it is you.

I think therefore I am. But I confuse, therefore I am not?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:31 pm

You are, and therefore you are.

What's your favorite cloud?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:36 pm

The one with fur and claws and really, really big fangs.
He's kinda friendly.

What else is kinda friendly?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:28 pm

The Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's my best friend!
Who is objectively the best superhero?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:31 pm

Me, of course.

Does TUBM think TUAM is deliberately making these easy?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:06 pm

That depends on what universe you're in.

How many movie posters would it take to fill the sun?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:53 pm

One, if you use the poster of The Sun. Never heard of it? C'mon, it's out of this world!

What's the oldest song?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:05 pm

THAT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION AND YOU KNOW IT!
...and knowing it's classified is also classified. Which is also classified and so on. All knowledge of knowledge of knowledge of (etc.) classification must therefore be forcibly expunged.

Any last words?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:08 pm

I regret nothing!

Am I insane?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:42 am

I'm not remotely qualified to make that diagnosis. But yes.

I'm trying to locate the worst port in Swedan. Can you help?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:39 pm

Try flipping it over.

I lost my hat have you seen it?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:47 pm

Ask Olive Oyl.

Do you have a recipe for barbecued ragweed?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:50 pm

Sorry, I'm allergic to barbecue sauce.

I tripped and fell the other day, is there a chance I have drain bamage?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:15 pm

Depends on how hard your drain was bammed.

Is Joey a good DM?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:21 pm

It depends. He's a terrible Decimeter because he's too tall, not a bad Direct Message since he tends to be direct. He's fantastic when he Doesn't Mind.

Why does my stud sensor keep going off when I'm holding it?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:50 pm

'Cause I'm standing right behind you. (ready to pounce)

Whose horse did you ride in on?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:10 pm

A seahorse.

Woodchucks may chuck wood, but do chuckwoods wood chuck?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:16 pm

Fuzzy bears holding toy boats.

If I plant bird seed, what kind of bird will I get?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:46 pm

A yellow-bellied petunia.

When's the next train to Jupiter?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:29 am

Well, it's not the last train to Clarksville, and not the Chattanooga Choo-Choo. OH, just get onto the 3:10 to Yuma. It stops at Jupiter in 310,567 years.

What causes more anxiety than 1% charge on your battery?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:33 pm

A 45% charge on your debit card.

Who put the bom is the bom-shi-bom-shi-bom?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:23 pm

The same guy who put the ram in the ramalamadinddong. Would you like to shake his hand?

What is the deal with airplane food?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:41 am

It's what airplanes eat.

Q who?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:13 pm

P.U.!

Who ordered the piano with one key?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:58 pm

Oh, that was mine! Can you hand it to me?

My feet are killing me, can you call the cops?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:10 pm

Wha'dya want me to call 'em?

What are you trying to catch if yer waiting with bated breath?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:21 am

A wild Karen.

Spare 2 Count, where do you think you're going?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:14 am

A new world
New times
Mutation
Feels so right!

Has anyone in this wretched mortal plane got a soul to sell?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:25 am

Depends on what you're willing to pay...

Now riddle me this: What Gotham citizen has Bats on the brain?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:32 am

Roberta Fredricks, 45 year old automotive engineer at Gotham motors. Very sad story.

I'm sick of my cable company. Is there a rope company?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:53 am

Yes, its called ACME and it only operates in the Delta quadrant.

Do you like my new old shoes?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:59 pm

Yeah, wearing them on your ears makes a real fashion statement.

Why aren't hermit crabs extinct?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:24 am

They have no compunctions against taking whatever they need, from whoever they need it from, no matter how it might affect that person.
Because they're really really shellfish.

If that's not a stupid answer, do you know what is?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:34 am

Cast iron balloons .

Can you paint my car puce?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:32 pm

Sure! I have two shades of that color-[redacted by the CIA], and nonexistent!

Which shade would you prefer for your automobile?