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The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards.

Should I order extra ball-peen hammers for breakfast?
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Ouzelum! The answer is the question!

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No. No I can't. I am sorry.

How deep is that sponge?
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About three barrels-worth.

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I can only exchange them for a pint of cursed frogurt.

Can you direct me to Fargo, North Dakota by way of Ancient Mesopotamia?
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Turn Left.

Life, the universe, and many many many trees to climb in?
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Rice-a-Roni.

Where did the yogurt go ?
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*BELCH* No idea.

Can you stop hating me because I'm beautiful?
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Smoked paprika.


Is this any way to run an airline company?
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Right into the ground, sure.

If I flush a toilet on Mars, will it go clockwise or counterclockwise?
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Left.

How many Jars can this Car hold?
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Bat Masterson


How many yaks could a pack yak pack if a pack yak could pack yaks?
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Well, clearly the answer is... oh, my... <YAAAK> <Heave> <YAAAK>

Does anyone have the number for a good carpet cleaning service?
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I do! It's *Takes out paper and shows it to you* That says television right?

What should happen if a burger fell from the sky?
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The chicken would cross the road.

Where did the gnome go on vacation?
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Gnome Man's Land. It is the land of soup.

Why can't others come up with questions for me?
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You already had all the answers.

Can I get a seat at the Captains Table?
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Only if you can play the theme from Star Trek The Next Generation on a kazoo.

Have you ever heard a better recording of a vole playing a harpsichord ?
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Not since that incident with the wood-chipper.

Where can I get a bag of CHiPs?
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Ask Ponch and John.

Do you think the filmography of Dan the Dog is worthy of inclusion on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
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Is it?

Can sours lemon?
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Only in cities whose name ends in a vowel.

Do you have any fruit to declare?
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Thia apple would like to declare war!

Does this cheesecake make my tail look big?
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Well, wearing that tree bark doesn't help?

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Yes, take the last train to Clarksville and ill meet you at the station.

Should I be concerned about this red stuff leaking from my arm?
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Well, you might attract Edward Cullen, so yes.

Should I add paprika to this boot stew?
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Not until the socks are fully marinated.

Where did Julius Caesar get his tap-dancing lessons?
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Trick question. Ceaser didn't swing that way.

Whats new for the fall 1961 Sears Catalog?
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A line of combination pizza cutters and automatic craps dealers, they're called slice and dice.

Do we have enough fountain pens to combat the mole people ?
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Only if the lemonade refills hold out.

What's the connection between whoopie pies and whoopie cushions?
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James Taylor

How much do you think we can get for this toothpick used by Tony Bennett ?
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I think i can get you a banana that Elvis spit on in exchange.

Where can I get glasses for the eyes on my potato?
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leftwards of half-life 3

how does one dance in sync with a corgi warlock
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Very carefully.

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Tell them Meow meow, purr.

Can you help get this watermelon out of my nose?
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Sorry! My own nose isn't big enough to help!

Will you have what I'm having?
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North Dakota.

How about them Cubbies?
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They're great, especially with extra cheese.

Does this look infected to you?
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To answer that question, we first need to explain how mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

How to not have a personal grudge against every individual being that is titled octagon (for no actual reason)
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Call them Sir Knight instead?

Dangit, how did all these labels get stuck in my fur?!?
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