Housepets!

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:01 pm**

Ahm....... okay........
I quickly pull an active volcano under the falling radios. AH! That works!

The volcano drops some lava.

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:08 pm**

Yow! I coulda been killed! Okay, take out my indignation by dumping eighty pounds of rotten Vidalia onions on TUBM... Ha! (Yeeesh, I need a shower...)

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:23 am**

I throw some perfume bombs at the onions and faint myself because of all the perfume.

In the act of fainting, I drop the remaining perfume bombs and a blinding flashbang.

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:09 pm**

Dropping a truckloads of bread and a swimming pool size fryvat ... Oh, boy, onion rings !! Very aromatic onion rings......

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:22 pm**

I scale the bread as quickly as I can, stopping at times to gag at the smell of overly aromatic fried onion slices.

I drop a seed of infinite madness that quickly transforms into a magic oversized rabbit hole.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:46 am**

I drop a vertigo nauseated giant rabbit who drags you down the hole to your terrible mutual fates...

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:42 am**

I run around the den as fast as I can.

I drop a carrot to distract the rabbit with.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:52 pm**

I teach the rabbit how to use guns and he becomes...

Jazz Jackrabbit!

Then I proceed to drop him to the user below me, alongside with some seeker ammo and flamethrower ammo.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:13 pm**

I hide behind as many barriers as I possibly can.

I drop a time bomb to the user below...Except, instead of actually being timed, it simply explodes as soon as it feels heat again~!

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:04 am**

The bomb explodes before reaching me because of the friction from falling.

I drop hundreds of corgis on the user below me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:41 am**

Yips!! I artfully execute a doggie-dodge while supplementing your puppy projectiles with a boxcar load of dog biscuits....

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:28 pm**

I rescue the falling puppies and drop Midnight's whip.

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:19 am**

What in the world is a midnight's whip?

I drop a can of good night's sleep.

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:47 am**

I drop the DVD of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-Nation..... Pleasant dreams, children.

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:36 am**

My DVD Player can't read it.

In the meanwhile I drop the entire NationStates game along with it's 165,780 nations.

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:48 pm**

Thank goodness that I only need 3. That's going to be a pain to haul them all.

I drop the Infinity Gauntlet.

Posted: **Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:24 pm**

I catch it ans with a snap erase Mineta's inapropriate habbits from existence, making him a far more tolerable classmate.

I drop a thank-you card signed by most of the class.

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:10 am**

...your welcome?

I drop a truck full of ice cream of durian flavor.

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:36 pm**

...which is captured in local YMCA swimming pool to the great delight of all human patrons and a disturbingly large number of aquatic water fowl.

Down the chute rolls half a ton of duckpin bowling balls.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:49 pm**

I manage to dodge them all except one, which bonks me on the head...
...and causes me to drop an antique pocket watch.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:37 am**

I catch the antique pocket watch, and use it on my retrofitted antique time machine.

As I finish it, I accidentally fling a wrench off the edge.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:35 am**

Catching the tool, the momentum carries me off into a wrenching experience...

… which then unleashes a cosmic maelstrom on you!

(wha'da'yah' mean you didn't duck?! you gotta duck, friend! Somma these things really hurt!)

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:28 pm**

*catches TUAM*

*dops some fireworks*

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:04 pm**

*lights the fuse*
*drops the plumbers badge*

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:08 pm**

I use the plumbers badge at Local 487 to obtain a truck load of tools and supplies.

...which I dump with murderous impact on the unfortunate TUBM!

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:42 am**

After everything has fallen, I drop the umbrella of ultimate deflection that I used to protect myself from falling objects.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:44 am**

I grab the umbrella and throw a space ship down at the user below me

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:49 am**

I throw the model spaceship that came from above to the user below me.

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:59 pm**

I add it to my collection and drop an unwieldy poorly armored 6 wheeled tank that can somehow ascend inclines up to 87.5*.

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:03 am**

I do a Spider-Man and fall on the ground that is on fire

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:51 pm**

Allowing me to unleash a veritable avalanche of eight-week old purple gumdrops...

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:23 pm**

I use an umbrella to block the gumballs and I drop The Foam Finger of Ignorance on the user below me.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:57 pm**

I grab it and throw it down

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:40 pm**

...thereby unleashing my tidal wave of ice cream rainbow sprinkles upon you … tons of ice cream rainbow sprinkles … tons and tons and TONS OF ICE CREAM RAINBOW SPRINKLES … mwah hahahahahahahahahahah … !

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:50 pm**

I swallow it all, no chewing, one gulp.
I throw a potato down

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:19 am**

i stuff you into a pair of long fall boots and throw you down to keep the potato company.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:21 pm**

Using various pieces of the boot, I construct Mr. Potato-Head who thoughtfully helps me to climb out of our footwear imprisonment.

...and we take our revenge by opening the Great Heinz Dam, washing you away in a flood of sugar-saturated tomato puree.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:43 pm**

I jump to the side.
TACTICAL FISH! INCOMING!

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:07 pm**

*smack* OW! what the- Who dropped this!?

Great it made me drop my Scooby snacks

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:53 pm**

what am i supposed to do with these? feed them to himeko?

drops the Fighting Polygons on TUBM

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