Housepets!

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:35 pm**

Granted, but your outside rots away. And since a new layer of you is exposed and therefore the outside, you rot away into nothing. |D

I wish I was back on 55 Cancri e, where I belong

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:36 pm**

granted: you are welcomed by the angry housepets mob....

i wish for my old color...

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:36 pm**

Granted, you get it as background color.

I wish for free electricity.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:37 pm**

granted: i shall soon turn into my yellow aspect and put 1000000000 volts into you for free.

i wish the war was back on....

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:54 pm**

Granted: But you were arrested for starting a war without Congress' approval

I wish that I could do my homework

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:27 pm**

Granted, but it was all a dream, so you never did it in the first place!

I wish all my homework was easy to do.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:30 pm**

Granted, but in return it is made incredibly long and tedious.

I wish that dubstep "creators" would stop thinking that making the same thing over and over again is cool.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:33 pm**

Granted, but they made techno repeat over and over again, and thinks that's cool.

I wish I could cheat on my homework and tests without looking like I'm cheating.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:39 pm**

Granted, but you continuously shout "I'm cheating" whilst cheating.

I wish to be placed in the Ink Vending Machine when I die!

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:44 pm**

Granted, but you lived to tell the story!

I wish I was a clever fox like Karishad.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:52 pm**

Granted, but Karishad doesn't like competition...

I wish that I was a pie!

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:26 am**

granted but you are going to be over cooked....

i wish for another pie.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:39 am**

Granted, but you got one to the face!

I wish I could stop time at will.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:40 am**

granted: you cant resume time....

i wish for the afternoon so i can have my blue feathers....

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:01 am**

Granted, but it is now nighttime. (Because that's "after noon," see?)

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:10 am**

granted: you are now a baby.

i wish i was good at wishing for more wish's

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:19 am**

Granted, you now realize the futility of it and give up.

I wish my house was paid off.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:39 am**

granted: your house now gets a paid day off...from you.

i wish for more money.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:59 am**

Granted, you get one Japanese Yen.

I wish my face was yellow again. That would make me happy

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:23 am**

granted: i see nothing wrong wit-your now a yellow snake....

i wish for a hour of time.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:09 pm**

Granted... one hour ago.

I wish the Amiga hadn't been killed by the Atari-Commodore feud.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:25 pm**

granted: instead you are killed by the feud.

i wish for a better hobbit movie.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:31 pm**

Granted: it's by Bakshi.

I wish apes still had tails and raccoons still had thumbs.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:18 pm**

granted: but they now have no eyes and ears

i wish for a new A.I. matrix.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:52 pm**

Granted. You are now standing in a glowing cage holding a blue-and-white frisbee. Whoa, someone's throwing laser beams at you!

I wish for forty acres and a flying car. And a jetpack.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:24 pm**

granted but the forty acres are supported by a flying car and a jet pack and its flying away.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:58 pm**

Hehe. Let's try not to forget to wish for something, alright guys?

I wish I had an endless supply of Sprite.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:02 pm**

granted: it comes out of your nose....

woops i wish for a cryopod.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:04 pm**

Granted, but it's Coke.

I wish I had infinite amount of cash.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:07 pm**

Its infinite mass sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for a pet singularity named "Khairelikoblepharehglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni...".

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:09 pm**

granted: you but now you also have infinite bills/taxes....

i wish to see another phoenix.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:10 pm**

Granted, you get Phoenix Wright.

I wish for every time I withdraw $50 from my bank, I get $100 back.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:12 pm**

granted: but the government is arresting you for bank fraud....

i wish to be part of the law force.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:13 pm**

Granted, but you get drafted to the terrorist militia.

I wish for no pollution.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:16 pm**

granted: also there is no air now.

i wish for more smilies!!!1

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:17 pm**

Granted, you are now the Joker.

I wish Batman existed in real life.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:23 pm**

granted: but mr rogers is batman...

i wish for a unsc destroyer.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:25 pm**

Granted, you get a Warthog instead.

I wish I had a Lucario costume.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:27 pm**

....i can live with that....."WEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEEHHEHEHEHEHEW"

granted: it was used buy a fat sweaty man.....

i wish for odst armor....(im playing halo 4 right now)

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:07 pm**

Granted, but you get a marine's armor.

I wish I 343i would bring back Firefight.

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