Corrupt a Wish
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. The only way in is via the 30,000 foot ladder.
I wish I could enjoy the nice spring weather.
I wish I could enjoy the nice spring weather.
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Congratulations, You get to enjoy spring weather all the time as long as you want because your living situation is now gone. Ta dah~
I wish for my favorite pizza.
I wish for my favorite pizza.
- OrWasIt.EXE
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Granted. However, it falls to the ground and floods Station Square.
I wish to uncover the hidden lore.
I wish to uncover the hidden lore.
What do you get when you cram a shapeshifter, a dog-dragon, two wolves, a human, a robot, a bear, and a fox into one vessel? (They/Them pronouns)
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You got it! You've uncovered the lore! You can't read it and it can never be translated. But it was there!
I wish Station Square wouldn't flood from chaos anymore.
I wish Station Square wouldn't flood from chaos anymore.
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Graaaaanted! It's still flooded but now it's entirely your fault.
I wish everybody here except me could be really good at absolutely everything.
I wish everybody here except me could be really good at absolutely everything.
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- Zesortinge
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Granted, though this also makes everyone really good at dying, so everyone is dropping like flies which will leave you in extreme isolation with no one to talk to, driving you to absolutely insanity, but not before you get tortured for years because of how well people can torture others which could drive you to insanity even sooner.
I wish that boos (from the Mario series) are real.
I wish that boos (from the Mario series) are real.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Granted, they're real Unfortunatly, like the game. You'lll never get to see them or know they're around until its too late. . . because, you know, they go invisible when you look at them.
I wish for a party where we're all invited, make it okay, and have a good time.
I wish for a party where we're all invited, make it okay, and have a good time.
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Granted, you have lots of good thyme. What're you gonna do with it?
I wish that lockdown was over...
I wish that lockdown was over...
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- trekkie
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Granted, but now there’s a one month waiting period for haircuts.
I wish the vacuum cleaner wasn’t so loud.
I wish the vacuum cleaner wasn’t so loud.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. Now its so quiet it sounds like its off. Because it is. Always. Its broken now.
I wish my internet was free and good.
I wish my internet was free and good.
- trekkie
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Oh it’s free and good. Unfortunately, you can only visit sites that compare the merits of different styles of cucumber salad.
I wish there were more strawberry stands.
I wish there were more strawberry stands.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. There are many many more strawberry stands. Unfortunately they're out of season and most of the strawberries are under ripe or over ripe.
I wish for a fuzzy blanket.
I wish for a fuzzy blanket.
- trekkie
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Granted. Sadly, you can’t get it off you and it is 95 degrees out, and your home has no air conditioning.
I wish I could swim faster.
I wish I could swim faster.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You can now swim as fast as you want. Unfortunately though the next body of water you step into, you're stuck in forever.
I wish I had amazing athletic ability.
I wish I had amazing athletic ability.
- trekkie
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Granted, however everyone thinks that you take performance enhancing drugs, and all your wins are nullified.
I wish I had a better washing machine.
I wish I had a better washing machine.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. Its a full .0000000001 percent better than the one you have.
I wish for a new fancy hat.
I wish for a new fancy hat.
- trekkie
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Granted, unfortunately you can’t take it off.
I wish for a fully stocked freezer.
I wish for a fully stocked freezer.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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your freezer is fully stocked with ice. Top to bottom. Just ice. Nothing can fit. . .
I wish for a new Keyboard to play.
I wish for a new Keyboard to play.
- trekkie
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Granted, unfortunately all keys play the same note, and that note summons deranged wombats.
I wish to have a castle in the sky.
I wish to have a castle in the sky.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Hey look, there it is. . . . .and there it goes . . . .. there was nothing for it to stand on in the sky . .. it was there though!
I wish for a pet turtle
I wish for a pet turtle
- trekkie
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Granted, but it goes rogue and steals a car, blaming you for the crime.
I wish I hadn’t had a better running car.
I wish I hadn’t had a better running car.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Congratulations. You hadn't had a better running car. It was worse than you ever remembered.
I wish I could sound like anyone I wanted to at any time.
I wish I could sound like anyone I wanted to at any time.
- trekkie
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Granted, but everyone you try to talk to is hearing impaired.
I wish the motorcyclists in my town would stop going by my house so late at night.
I wish the motorcyclists in my town would stop going by my house so late at night.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Done. They now go by maybe five minutes earlier! Enjoy the extra time.
I wish I could snowboard like a pro.
I wish I could snowboard like a pro.
- trekkie
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Granted. Unfortunately, you now develop an allergy to snow. (Don’t ask me how.)
I wish my toaster didn’t burn the toast.
I wish my toaster didn’t burn the toast.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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it will never burn toast again, because now it just freezes it!
I wish I have a roll of tape that never ran out.
I wish I have a roll of tape that never ran out.
- trekkie
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Granted, unfortunately the only thingS the tape works on are jumbo sized packages of Sour Patch Kids and papers that have the phrase “boogie down, bro” written on them.
I wish more movies came on VHS.
I wish more movies came on VHS.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. Now everything comes out on VHS. It would be neat if it wasn;t for the great Vcr purge that also happened. It's now illegal to own, make, or rent such technology.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Your wish is granted, however unspecified. As a result your life will be negatively affected in a random fashion at a random time. Enjoy the anticipation!
I wish I could talk to my cats.
I wish I could talk to my cats.
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Congratulations. Your cats now talk to you. . . all the time . .. it never stops . .. and they all have personalities you don't really vibe with . . . but you still love them. . . right?
I wish I had the powers of miles morales spider-man.
I wish I had the powers of miles morales spider-man.
- trekkie
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Granted, however the real Miles Morales declares you an imposter and thinks you’re up to no good, telling his allies this.
I wish I could play the guitar well.
I wish I could play the guitar well.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You can now play guitar fairly well. Unfortunately you now have a rival who will always be a little bit better than you and you will never stop hearing about it.
I wish I had the leadership skills of Captain America.
I wish I had the leadership skills of Captain America.
- trekkie
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Granted, sadly you are now trapped in a world that really, really, HATES Captain America, and anyone who exhibits similar qualities is hunted down and imprisoned.
I wish I was a good artist.
I wish I was a good artist.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, you're a good artist now. And that's all you'd ever be. Not great, not wonderful, your art will only just be seen as slightly better than "okay" to everyone forever. But not enough to really catch attention.
I wish For a sequel to one of my favorite games.
I wish For a sequel to one of my favorite games.
- trekkie
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Granted, sadly the game is only sold in Namibia and is illegal to export.
I wish for Hollywood to have an original idea every once in a while.
I wish for Hollywood to have an original idea every once in a while.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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They have original ideas once again. But sadly original doesn't mean good so every single movie is an objective flop and even offensive to watch.
I wish I never had to vacuum my floors for them to be clean.
I wish I never had to vacuum my floors for them to be clean.
- trekkie
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Granted, you now have to use a Zamboni machine to clean your floors.
I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed.
I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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It is close. Forever. It will never open again, but it has been turned into a smart fridge so you can see exactly what's in there. Also you can play skyrim on it.
I wish I knew how to be a writer.
I wish I knew how to be a writer.
- trekkie
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Granted, however all you can write are comedies about yam farmers named Allen, Lamar, or Esmerelda.
I wish my oven’s timer actually worked.
I wish my oven’s timer actually worked.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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The time works. However it only runs in Metric time.
I wish I could go see a movie.
I wish I could go see a movie.