Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted you have now met a man named rhettan link
i wish for the uncorupptable wish
i wish for the uncorupptable wish
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Granted, but as a consequence, EVERYTHING else is corrupted, have fun with that!
i wish for MOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE
i wish for MOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE
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granted but everything is now tiny due to the quantity wanted
i want to be a wall god
(anyone understand the reference)
i want to be a wall god
(anyone understand the reference)
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You are now a god made of bricks, and you can only control walls
I wish this topic would pick up again
I wish this topic would pick up again
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. But now all of the spoilt wishes come true in real life!
I wish for a German coin.
I wish for a German coin.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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granted, but it's one of those chocolate ones and therefore basically worthless
I wish i had a wish
I wish i had a wish
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Done, but you're on a hill a mile away looking through binoculars.
I wish I could turn into a fennec fox.
I wish I could turn into a fennec fox.
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Granted, many people install you on their Android phone.
I wish I was more creative.
I wish I was more creative.
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Granted, creativity is literally spillingo out of you and you can't stop it,
I wish everyone were on at the same time that WASN'T 1/2/3am my time
I wish everyone were on at the same time that WASN'T 1/2/3am my time
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Granted, but it would only be for a second. and then everything goes back to the way it was.
I wish I'd have known that she texted me sooner.
I wish I'd have known that she texted me sooner.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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granted, you knew, but couldn't do anything about it.
I wish I got a pat on the back for resurrecticting this topic like everyone else does when they do the same
I wish I got a pat on the back for resurrecticting this topic like everyone else does when they do the same
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Granted, I pat you on the back many times until you become a pancake
I wish i wouldn't be going to the festival sleepy.
I wish i wouldn't be going to the festival sleepy.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Granted, now you'r so full of coffee you have to pee every 5 minutes, and the whole time you just say "coffee"
like so:
You: "Coffeecoffecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee, coffeecoffee"
Attendent: "Sir are you OK?"
You: "Coffee."
Attendant: "Do you need anything?"
You: "COFFEE!!!!!!!!"
Attendant: "Are you sure?"
You: "Pee Coffee!"
I wish I could watch the WHOLE thing
like so:
You: "Coffeecoffecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee, coffeecoffee"
Attendent: "Sir are you OK?"
You: "Coffee."
Attendant: "Do you need anything?"
You: "COFFEE!!!!!!!!"
Attendant: "Are you sure?"
You: "Pee Coffee!"
I wish I could watch the WHOLE thing
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Granted, you just need to use your ability to control your dreams.
I wish to be able to control my dreams.
I wish to be able to control my dreams.
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Granted, but you can no longer fall asleep.
I wish I could have stayed longer.
I wish I could have stayed longer.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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Granted, now you can never leave, even when it becomes barren and haunted by Slenderman
I wish I could Meet Slendy without dying
I wish I could Meet Slendy without dying
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Granted, you don't die, but you're tortured forever.
I wish my Wii's disc drive wasn't broken.
I wish my Wii's disc drive wasn't broken.
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granted, it's not. You're broken instead. (HA you thought I was gonna say everything ELSE was broken didn't ya?)
I wish u was *ahem* "better"
I wish u was *ahem* "better"
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Granted, bbettert yobetter cabettersed a lot of misbetternderstandings and betterndermined the English spelling of a nbettermber of common words.
I wish for a fbettertbetterristic laser gbettern.
I wish for a fbettertbetterristic laser gbettern.
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You get a toy laser gun complete with stickers that says "Space Police"
I wish for a normal pint sized glass with 50cl 5.8abv% awesome tasting beer thats not poisoned.
I wish for a normal pint sized glass with 50cl 5.8abv% awesome tasting beer thats not poisoned.
¡pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ buıɥsnɹɔ ɯı ¡pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ buıɥsnɹɔ ɯı
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Granted. You get what you wished for. The beer is fine, it just colors your urine for the next weeks. The color changes from time to time.
I wish for a fresh edible ostrich egg.
I wish for a fresh edible ostrich egg.
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Granted, it's fresh, so fresh that when you crack it a chick comes out instead of a yolk and egg white
I wish to kill the power
I wish to kill the power
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Granted, your lights go out.
I wish I could read the ether.
I wish I could read the ether.
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Granted. everything 'written' on the ether are taunts.
I wish I had a camera with better resolution.
I wish I had a camera with better resolution.
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Granted, you now have a camera with XD resolution, and it only sees everything as through x-ray vision, and everyone laughs at you for being so stupid to have that XD
I wish to go see my Moroccan friends out in Casablanca and Rabat
I wish to go see my Moroccan friends out in Casablanca and Rabat
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Granted. But a secret organization is following you and will only allow you to travel there by bicycle.
I wish for a softer bed.
I wish for a softer bed.
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Granted it's so soft that it swallows you and you can't escape.
I wish for a non-broken headset.
I wish for a non-broken headset.
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Granted, sound breaks instead so your headset is now worthless
I wish I had a lazar
(reference)
I wish I had a lazar
(reference)
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Due to a typographical error, you get tied down and zapped with a laser.
I wish for inspiration for my novel.
I wish for inspiration for my novel.
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You get P*ohmygosh*n
I wish for More Me!
I wish for More Me!
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You get an operatic warm-up.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had six ears.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had six ears.
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Granted, you get 6 ears of corn
genetically modified corn
I wish I could drawbetter and be a better artist
genetically modified corn
I wish I could draw
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Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.
I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.
I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.
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Great. THANKS Render, THat's no different from what I cfan do now and you just made me feel horrible and like crap.Render wrote:Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.
I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.
Whatever.
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You are welcome. Just check the title of the thread.RatHead wrote:Great. THANKS Render, THat's no different from what I cfan do now and you just made me feel horrible and like crap.Render wrote:Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.
I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.
Whatever.
Nothing happens to you as you didn't whish anything. So I grant my own wish and as it is my own wish, I don't need to corrupt it. (Just allowing that, would be stupid to corrupt the own wish!)
I wish for some raspberries.
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You get locked in the pillory and have rotten raspberries thrown at you by annoying children who taunt you and call you nasty names.
I wish that having my wisdom teeth out will be absolutely painless.
I wish that having my wisdom teeth out will be absolutely painless.
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granted , but then everyone realize that you didn't have to remove them in the first place
I wish I won't have much trouble for the next 4 weeks
I wish I won't have much trouble for the next 4 weeks
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Granted. In week 5 you get 4 weeks worth of trouble crammed into one.
I wish my iPod's battery would never die.
I wish my iPod's battery would never die.