Corrupt a Wish
- FireworkFox
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You now have to pay for everyone else's groceries. Have fun in bankruptcy-land!
I wish for nothing.
I wish for nothing.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Granted. your life and everything related to it becomes nothing.
I wish for my bathroom to be clean forever.
I wish for my bathroom to be clean forever.
- FireworkFox
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Granted. Your bathroom was just cleaned by the best cleaning company in the world. And it's going to STAY clean because you can never enter it again.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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Granted. The was pure. So pure in face that you couldn't possibly handle the purity and got sick.
I wish for a bottle of clean water.
I wish for a bottle of clean water.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted, you have arms the size of redwoods and can no longer do anything but admire how apparently strong your arms are.
I wish for a new guitar.
I wish for a new guitar.
- FireworkFox
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Granted. It's so new, it won't even exist until Earth Spacedock is completed in the late 2200s. Better go buy a DeLorean.
I wish for a DeLorean.
I wish for a DeLorean.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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Congrats, you get Zachary DeLorean. Song if John Delorean. He seems unhappy, feels kidnapped, and is threatening litigation.
I wish for a perfectly harmless bowl of Pho.
I wish for a perfectly harmless bowl of Pho.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. It's harmless now, but it has a suspicious aura. Feeling lucky?
I wish I could shapeshift.
I wish I could shapeshift.
- FireworkFox
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Granted. You shift into a brick, and because bricks have no brains or organs, you are basically dead now. Congrats!
I wish I could get my hands on some Super Soldier Serum.
I wish I could get my hands on some Super Soldier Serum.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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And you did! You get a vial of super soldier serum. Unfortunately there seems to be no way to get it out of its vial as it's indestructible and does not open. It's there though!
I wish to have a Stand that won't kill me.
I wish to have a Stand that won't kill me.
- FireworkFox
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Granted. It won't kill you, but it will hurt you.
I wish for a new meme.
I wish for a new meme.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get a brand new meme. Its funny. Really funny. You're compelled to share it because its just so funny.... But no one Is laughing but you, forever, as you do nothing but share.
I wish I was good at scrabble
I wish I was good at scrabble
- FireworkFox
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Granted. But that's all you're ever gonna be good at.
I wish for a starship.
I wish for a starship.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you get a starship capable of interstellar travel. it is, however the size of a hotwheels car so . . . .Hop in!
I wish my cellphone never died.
I wish my cellphone never died.
- Vertigo Fox
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Granted, your cellphone's now a living organism which you have to care for like a pet.
I wish someone would get these fleas out of my pelt.
I wish someone would get these fleas out of my pelt.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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Granted, you get a have been rubbed with a salve that stops fleas from ever getting to you again. You also can never grow hair again. Oops.
I wish I owned a successful restaurant
I wish I owned a successful restaurant
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You do! Congradu … oh, you do know about the massive ptomaine poisoning outbreak the occurred at you establishment, requiring you to spend your life dealings with the lawsuits, the investigations, and the public villainizations, right?
I wish my goldfish could sing opera.
I wish my goldfish could sing opera.
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Congrats, your fish becomes the most successful opera act on the planet. Unfortunately the fame goes to its head and it acts kinda like a diva and ends up never thanking you as it steps over you for even more success, leaving you behind.
I wish for a friendly duck.
I wish for a friendly duck.
- FireworkFox
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Granted, but you are now trapped in a certain Disney cartoon. Oh, and you are also a duck.
Woo-oo!
I wish for some vibranium.
Woo-oo!
I wish for some vibranium.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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you get a solid brick of vibranium. Congrats. Although there's sadly no technology to use it and no tools to chip at it enough to even use it in small fragments. But you have a brick of it at least!
I wish I was able to use Chi.
I wish I was able to use Chi.
- FireworkFox
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Granted. And then Kai (the villain from Kung Fu Panda 3) immediately steals your Chi.
I wish I was in Starfleet!
I wish I was in Starfleet!
My name is Firework Fox.
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Congratulations! you get an acceptance letter saying you have indeed made it in. Although no one ever comes for you, and it doesnt seem like any contact effort is made but .. . on paper you're in!
I wish for a poster of grape.
I wish for a poster of grape.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. It has a surface area of 5 square microns.
I wish for days when everything was available on Netflix.
I wish for days when everything was available on Netflix.
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Congratulations, unfortunately the deal just doesn't work in ( your country). Aw shucks.
I wish for a plushie of peanut.
I wish for a plushie of peanut.
- OrWasIt.EXE
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You get a plushie of a peanut. On it is a picture of Peanut, attached with a piece of tape.
I wish for an egg sandwich.
I wish for an egg sandwich.
What do you get when you cram a shapeshifter, a dog-dragon, two wolves, a human, a robot, a bear, and a fox into one vessel? (They/Them pronouns)
- FireworkFox
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You receive your egg sandwich, but it was made with bad eggs.
I wish I was better at Super Smash Bros.
I wish I was better at Super Smash Bros.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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Congratulations, you're now on par with m2k and HBox, unfortunately that means you're now a melee pro. So now you have to go to melee tournaments . . .and you have to deal with the melee smells . . .oh dear . . . there may have been no winning there.
I wish I was better as wishing.
I wish I was better as wishing.
- Vertigo Fox
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You can wish as well as you like but you still won't get anything real from it.
I wish that this wish would give me something slightly bad.
I wish that this wish would give me something slightly bad.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Fair enough - there's a squashed brussel sprout on your heel. It's NEVER coming off.
Wish this roof leak would stay fixed.
Wish this roof leak would stay fixed.
- Vertigo Fox
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dang, a brussel sprout... that's my favourite vegetable
Well all the leaks in your house are now fixed... by every definition. Making it completely opaque and impenetrable to everything. Say goodbye to light, and to ever leaving again.
I wish I didn't have to be so meta all the time.
Well all the leaks in your house are now fixed... by every definition. Making it completely opaque and impenetrable to everything. Say goodbye to light, and to ever leaving again.
I wish I didn't have to be so meta all the time.
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- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. You've been demoted to a two-dimensional existence.
I wish I was immune to all diseases.
I wish I was immune to all diseases.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You can't catch a disease if you're an inanimate plush toy.
I wish that toilet paper wouldn't run out.
I wish that toilet paper wouldn't run out.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Foxfan2164
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Well toilet paper won't run out if you don't have a toilet. Or anything else you'd need toilet paper for.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Granted. you no longer need to sleep. However you still feel just as tired, but your body doesn't require the sleep. It's just a feeling now.
I wish for a pillow that stays fluffy and soft forever.
I wish for a pillow that stays fluffy and soft forever.
- Vertigo Fox
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Granted, but in order to stay that soft and fluffy it needs to take in nutrients. So sometime very soon your pillow is going to eat you.
Sweet dreams!
...I wish I'd get to eat you before that pillow does...
Sweet dreams!
...I wish I'd get to eat you before that pillow does...
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You get a pie filled with my hair, skin flakes, and miscellaneous other fluids and bits... Enjoy ~
I wish I was a had an Tablet with all the legal movies I wanted.
I wish I was a had an Tablet with all the legal movies I wanted.
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but they’ve all been translated into Urdu.
I wish I had a rake that was intact.
I wish I had a rake that was intact.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You have your rake. Its intact and solid. So solid you can't lift it or use it in any meaningful way.
I wish I had a new friend who was a good person and around fairly often.
I wish I had a new friend who was a good person and around fairly often.
- trekkie
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Granted, unfortunately all s/he says is “Please give my best wishes to everybody.” which gets rather tiresome.
I wish I had a castle in the sky.
I wish I had a castle in the sky.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller