Corrupt a Wish

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:50 am

granted you have now met a man named rhettan link
i wish for the uncorupptable wish

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:58 am

Granted, but as a consequence, EVERYTHING else is corrupted, have fun with that!
i wish for MOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:00 am

granted but everything is now tiny due to the quantity wanted

i want to be a wall god
(anyone understand the reference)

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:27 pm

You are now a god made of bricks, and you can only control walls

I wish this topic would pick up again

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:51 am

Granted. But now all of the spoilt wishes come true in real life!

I wish for a German coin.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:52 pm

granted, but it's one of those chocolate ones and therefore basically worthless

I wish i had a wish

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:18 pm

granted now you wasted two wishes
i wish i was fat.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:00 am

You get level 6 Oh HECK no! (language warning)

I wish I could See Gabe Iglesias Live

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:43 pm

Done, but you're on a hill a mile away looking through binoculars.
I wish I could turn into a fennec fox.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:50 am

Granted, many people install you on their Android phone.

I wish I was more creative.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:32 am

Granted, creativity is literally spillingo out of you and you can't stop it,
I wish everyone were on at the same time that WASN'T 1/2/3am my time

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:37 am

Granted, but it would only be for a second. and then everything goes back to the way it was.

I wish I'd have known that she texted me sooner.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:39 am

granted, you knew, but couldn't do anything about it.

I wish I got a pat on the back for resurrecticting this topic like everyone else does when they do the same

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:46 am

Granted, I pat you on the back many times until you become a pancake

I wish i wouldn't be going to the festival sleepy.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:02 am

Granted, now you'r so full of coffee you have to pee every 5 minutes, and the whole time you just say "coffee"
like so:
You: "Coffeecoffecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee, coffeecoffee"
Attendent: "Sir are you OK?"
You: "Coffee."
Attendant: "Do you need anything?"
You: "COFFEE!!!!!!!!"
Attendant: "Are you sure?"
You: "Pee Coffee!"

I wish I could watch the WHOLE thing

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:06 am

Granted, you just need to use your ability to control your dreams.

I wish to be able to control my dreams.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:57 am

Granted, but you can no longer fall asleep.

I wish I could have stayed longer.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:58 am

Granted, now you can never leave, even when it becomes barren and haunted by Slenderman

I wish I could Meet Slendy without dying

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:38 am

Granted, you don't die, but you're tortured forever.
I wish my Wii's disc drive wasn't broken.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:36 am

granted, it's not. You're broken instead. (HA you thought I was gonna say everything ELSE was broken didn't ya?)

I wish u was *ahem* "better"

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:13 am

Granted, bbettert yobetter cabettersed a lot of misbetternderstandings and betterndermined the English spelling of a nbettermber of common words.

I wish for a fbettertbetterristic laser gbettern.

rollingWolf · Post by **rollingWolf** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:21 am

You get a toy laser gun complete with stickers that says "Space Police"

I wish for a normal pint sized glass with 50cl 5.8abv% awesome tasting beer thats not poisoned.

Post by **Render** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:38 am

Granted. You get what you wished for. The beer is fine, it just colors your urine for the next weeks. The color changes from time to time.

I wish for a fresh edible ostrich egg.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:18 pm

Granted, it's fresh, so fresh that when you crack it a chick comes out instead of a yolk and egg white

I wish to kill the power

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:26 pm

Granted, your lights go out.
I wish I could read the ether.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:47 am

Granted. everything 'written' on the ether are taunts.

I wish I had a camera with better resolution.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:23 pm

Granted, you now have a camera with XD resolution, and it only sees everything as through x-ray vision, and everyone laughs at you for being so stupid to have that XD

I wish to go see my Moroccan friends out in Casablanca and Rabat

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:36 am

Granted. But a secret organization is following you and will only allow you to travel there by bicycle.

I wish for a softer bed.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:22 pm

Granted it's so soft that it swallows you and you can't escape.
I wish for a non-broken headset.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:17 pm

Granted, sound breaks instead so your headset is now worthless

I wish I had a lazar

(reference)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:20 pm

Due to a typographical error, you get tied down and zapped with a laser.

I wish for inspiration for my novel.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:27 pm

You get P*ohmygosh*n

I wish for More Me!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:44 pm

You get an operatic warm-up.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had six ears.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:06 pm

Granted, you get 6 ears of corn

genetically modified corn

I wish I could draw ~~better~~ and be a ~~better~~ artist

Post by **Render** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:13 am

Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.

I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:34 am

Render wrote:Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.

I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.

Great. THANKS Render, THat's no different from what I cfan do now and you just made me feel horrible and like crap.
Whatever.

Post by **Render** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:53 pm

RatHead wrote:
Render wrote:Granted, you can draw and call yourself artist. But you can only draw very badly and that doesn't differ at all from what you were able to do before. But you call yourself artist - that also isn't helping.

I wish Crux and Rick would feel better.
Great. THANKS Render, THat's no different from what I cfan do now and you just made me feel horrible and like crap.
Whatever.

You are welcome. Just check the title of the thread.

Nothing happens to you as you didn't whish anything. So I grant my own wish and as it is my own wish, I don't need to corrupt it. (Just allowing that, would be stupid to corrupt the own wish!)

I wish for some raspberries.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:28 pm

You get locked in the pillory and have rotten raspberries thrown at you by annoying children who taunt you and call you nasty names.

I wish that having my wisdom teeth out will be absolutely painless.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:39 pm

granted , but then everyone realize that you didn't have to remove them in the first place

I wish I won't have much trouble for the next 4 weeks

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:42 pm

Granted. In week 5 you get 4 weeks worth of trouble crammed into one.

I wish my iPod's battery would never die.