Corrupt a Wish

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you have the best gumbo recipe ever conceived. Sadly though its only written in Cretan Hieroglyphics. So . . . if you ever get it, let me know.

I wish for a brand new taylor guitar.

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Granted, though you've somehow lost all your picks and unfortunately picks have shot up in price to $3,000 each.

I wish for a nice barbecue grill.
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you've now obtained the best grill on the planet, unfortunately it only runs on whale oil and you have to find some yourself. Oh dear!

I wish for new carpet cleaner that doesn't erode my carpet.

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Granted, the cleaner works great and doesn't erode your carpet. It does cause vomiting and hallucinations though.

I wish for an automatic pool cleaner.
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you get a cleaner that cleans it like new! . . .but only 2 square centimeters at a time and you HAVE to move it to keep it going.

I wish for a salad

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Granted, enjoy your salad of shredded hockey pucks, chopped vacuum cleaner bags, and sliced sidewalk chalk. Oh, and it costs $5,000, cash only, please.

I wish for a doorbell camera.
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Granted but it only works 1 minute per week at a random time

I wish for a functional "gaming pc"

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Granted, but it causes all the lights in your house too flicker on and off, and a mysterious voice to ring through your house saying “Please give my best wishes to everybody.” whenever you reach the end of a level.

I wish my couch didn’t pick up so much cat hair.
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your cat no longer picks up hair as its become completely friction-less. Everything that touches it now just slides right off. Hair, dust, anything trying to sit on it. It's so clean!

I wish for a new gamecube controller. specifically the orange japanese one.

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Granted, however it comes with a plug that doesn’t work in North America and when you use an adapter, the GameCube explodes sending you across the room.

I wish my living room was all redone.
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Granted. We replaced your furniture with boulders, updated your walls with a Thomas the Tank Engine wallpaper, and installed a new home theater system that was state of the art in the 1950s.

I wish my packages arrived immediately after ordering them

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Granted, but every package is filled with Lima beans.

I wish for a new sleeper sofa.
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