Housepets!

Keys and Fiddler: Maybe, it would have to be on a freelance basis because not many of our songs require percussion instruments. Do you know of a drummer? Max and Sabrina play the piccolo and Sasha plays the piano but we don’t know of any drummers.

Peanut, what’s your favorite video game?

Peanut: I like Guitar Hero. It's a nice to pretend to be a famous rock star for a while.

Kevin: How are you spending your vacation in Heaven?

Kevin: Tackling practice and pumping iron. Also, binge-watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Don’t tell anyone at the station about that last part, please.

Mungo, what’s your favorite food?

Mungo: Tacos! I love crunchy stuff like cereals and toast and stuff that reminds me of things I break.

Celestial Platypus: Think your walk-on was enough to get you career launching star-turn with Housepets or back to Animal Planet again?

Celestial Platypus: I'm a bit past the need for fame. I just want to help these mortals get through this odd time for them. Though, if I could be assured a spot on Animal Planet, I think I'd go for a reincarnation. I wonder if they'd let me choose to be a kangaroo this time?

Devo: Why didn't you go with Lois back down to Earth? Couldn't she use your help?

Devo: I was hanging out with Dallas and Joey and didn’t know she and Marion were gone until it was too late. Honestly, I don’t know if Lois would’ve let me come. She’s kinda overprotective of me.

Sergeant Ralph, how does the department pay for the things Mungo (accidentally) breaks?

Sgt. Ralph: Selling off all the unsold calenders Kevin ruined. We still have a warehouse full of them. We have to bribe people to buy any of them; we go around the neighborhood like Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hey, Fido, does anyone still give you flack for loving a cat (other than Bino?)

Fido: Duchess, Boris, Karo, Coleen, and Griswold still think like Bino. Everyone else has been cool. Fox used to give me flack but since he’s made friends with Sabrina he’s been awesome, so have Mungo, Divo, Joey, Dallas, Max, Grape, Peanut and Tarot. Honestly, if there’s one thing I regret it’s not being straightforward with everyone from the start. I think that really bothered Fox.


Squeak, what are your favorite and least favorite things about hanging out with Joey and his chums?

Squeak: "They are such cuties and get so wild but, you know, they can all be just big brats, so immature and kindergartenish ... unlike mice, of course."

Yeltsin, where yah from ? Youse a yawkah, a philly dog, Baltimore boy, Jersey shore, whereabouts?

Yeltsin: All good guesses, but I’m actually from Milwaukee, sometimes I like to play act, though. Don’t tell Duchess or Bino they think it’s stupid.

Bailey, did King do anything special for you for Valentine’s Day?

Yeah, we had a day at home all by ourselves - You'll never guess who took the puppies. Joey and Dallas! They're real good at telling stories and playing games - course, they're pretty close to little kids themselves. King was a bit concerned because they went over to Rex's house because he associates Rex with Bino. But Rex was cool and they made ice cream. The Holloways are nice, too.


Zach, do you think you and the other ferals might get to fight "the forces of evil" this time? After all, Kix and the kits are part of your treehouse family.

Zach: Jess and Truck really wanted to, but Kix and Kitsune told us not to put ourselves in too much danger. I’m not too terribly worried, Kari is with them, those demons don’t stand a chance against that fox.

Marvin, since you’re in Heaven have you been able to have some time to yourself or are you still saddled, I mean, hanging out with Tiger?

Marvin: I'm really confused about just what the carp is going on. Tiger got all worked up about something and started draggging me to some waterpark I didn't want to go to when a platypus I've never met stepped in and concinced Tiger to go to another room with him. Not ten seconds later, a WAY more chill Tiger came out and... and... started to talk with me. We chatted for hours! I'm not sure what happended in those few seconds, but Tiger matured a lot in that time! It's actually fun to hang out with him now!

Dallas: Have you tried to speak with any of you favorite Trek cast members while you have the chance?

Dallas: Yes! I’ve gotten talked to, and gotten autographs from Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan, DeForrest Kelley, Alexander Courage, Rene Auberandjonois, Majel Barrett-Roddenberry and oh my dog, Gene Roddenberry . None of them minded talking to me, either, it’s almost as though they had all the time in the world. Oops, gotta go, Lester, Squeak, Devo and Joey are playing a game of D & D, and Lester is DMing. If I know Lester, he’s probably about pushed the others to their limit about now.

Joey, who is your favorite DC comics superhero?

JOEY: Ok, don't laugh, but.... Cool Kid.

Hey, Peanut, what's the weirdest movie you and Grape have ever seen?

Peanut: You tell ‘em Grape.
Grape: Voodoo Apocalypse. I mean it wasn’t bad or anything, but holy carp was it strange. I swear to dog, that is the last time I let Peanut recommend something after he’s had a few too many calming treats.


Marion: Does Todd remind of your “friend” Bronson at all?

MARION: No, he's not obnoxious enough.

Hey, Sgt. Ralph, what is your biggest regret?

Sgt. Ralph: Oh, I regret not following my dreams and striking out for Hollywood and trying my luck at being the next Rin Tin Tin.... Naw, i', messing with you. I don't have any real regrets. Though I suppose I have let my career get in the way of some personal connections.

Sasha: What did you get for Kevin for your last Valentines Day together?

Sasha "Oh, I didn't buy him anything but I put fluffy, heart-shaped cushions on his weight bench and some lovely lace fringes and a perfumed head rest for his poor, over-taxed cranium. He's just speechless but the rest of the guys, they sure are happy about it - just mention it and they fall over laughing! Maybe I'll paint sunflowers on all the weights next or smiley faced fishies on the rowing machine."

Limerick-talking Hermit: Is it true that you were a famous and well-published writer of epic poetry before turning to the limerick as your metre of choice?

HERMIT: (Sighs) Indeed it is.
But my rabid-fans.
And critics.
And the mortgage on my house.
Had to ruin my bliss.

Hey, Res, what's the worst book you've ever read?

Res: Shadow Moon by George Lucas and Chris Claremont. It’s supposedly an update on the movie Willow, but its just overly long and graphic and disgusting. I do admit that it taught me what not to do for Pridelands, so it has that in its favor I guess.

Sabrina, did you do anything with Fido for Valentines Day?

Sabrina: "We had this lovely moonlight walk, made all the lovelier because Squeak took Spo out to the Tom and Jerry movie so we could have some privacy."

Maxwell - Do you and Grape still go to the Yarn Ball or do you have a new favorite meeting spot?

Max: We’ve gone to the Yarn Ball every New Years Eve since we started dating. Grape keeps me off the nip there, which I appreciate. Usually when we date, we double date with Peanut and Tarot, and go to Heathcliff’s or meet at the Sandwich or DiAngelo house. Bino whines and complains whenever we go to my house, and makes Peanut and me uncomfortable, so we don’t go there unless Bino is at his rich charming young lady’s house


Hey, Squeak, is Spo as big a jerk as he seems to be or is there a softer side to that Mouse?

Squeak: Spo isn't really a jerk... well, ok, he is a jersey, but it comes from being clueless rather than cruel.

Todd's Mother: what kind of son was your boy before he became so adorable?

TODD'S MOM: He was the sweetest, kindest, best child a mother could ask for! ..... not.

I still love my cuddly muffins, though!

Hey, Breel, what attracted you to Keene?

Breel: "... well, there was that ma - ssssssss - aaaaa - gggggg - ge up in Paradise ... and then that passionate smooch in Pandemoniummmmm ... sigh."

Sargeant Ralph, does the PDK9 have warrents out for the arrest of Eudoant for disturbing the cosmos?"

Seargent Ralph: No, because we're only just finding out about all this now, and we're stuck in Heaven where we can't do anything about it. <sigh> I'm just going to head back to the waterpark until this blows over.

Kitsune: Do you think that Kix will forgive you someday?

Kitsune: Yes. She knows it wasn’t intentional and I’ve promised to be more available for the kits. Honestly, it might do me some good to get out of my comfort zone.

Joey, would you ever consider replacing or swapping Lester for the new kid ?

JOEY: Oh, in the worst way.

*Lester starts terrorizing Dallas again*

JOEY: Lester, you pyscho, stop that!

Hey, Kitsune, how does it feel to know your life is just a comic-strip?

GK: "Only in this dimension. "

While I remember you saying Pandemonium rarely uses torture, Eudoant, don't you also have one of the best collections of pain inflicting instruments in the cosmos?"

Euodant: We have many things here that could infliuct torture, mental and physical. We hesitate to use the most vile instruments as the repercussions are unpredictable. As such, all copies of our Yoko Ono albums are under heavy lock and key.

Mungo; How are you dealing with all the waterslides?

MUNGO: Oh, me and Fox already burnt through all of them! (I think I've broken at least a few) We're moving onto the rollercoasters now!

FOX: C'mon, Mungo!

MUNGO: (yelling) Sorry! Gotta go! (Breaks his chair as he gets up) Oof!

Hey, Kix, what attracted you to Kitsune?

Kix: well, the humans have an expression that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Let's be honest, Kitsune has a lot of power. Also, he's cute!

Ink: How is your faith being tested by being in Heaven with the Opener?

Ink: I wasn't in Heaven with him before this? Gosh, that is such heavy cosmological insight.... Better not tell Jessica.

Say, Flastaff, how have you and Truck been affected by the cosmic transformation - better garbage pickings? Extra pies from Mrs. Mac.?

Falstaff: Truck has been pigging out on pies from Mrs. McG, I, however have been running an elaborate project to obtain the best garbage ever. And it worked! My genius is finally being recognized.

Truck: Hey Fals, another free garbage stand just opened up!

Hey, Maxwell, what’s your favorite non catnip dessert to bake?

MAXWELL: Cupcakes! Please don't tell Grape, she makes fun of me sometimes for baking. Says it's kinda feminine.

Hey, Poncho. How's work at the zoo going? How are you and your wolf girlfriend doin'?

Poncho: Pretty well, she got a little jealous when she saw me fussing over Lois but I convinced her that she was mine. Also, Lois is with Marion. On a completely unrelated subject, does anyone have Ms. Gale’s phone number?

Joey, read any good books recently?

Joey: I got a few good ones from an online used bookstore in Japan the other day! All are classic anime that I'm sure you've never heard of... By the way, you know anyone that can teach me Japanese?

Truck: Is there any downside to being friends with Falstaff?

Truck: Of course not! Unless you count the broken bones from Jess because of Falstaff's schemes-

*JESS IS STORMING UP THE STAIRS*

Jess: You did this, didn't you?!!?

Truck: (worried) Goooottta go, bye! By the way, got any ice cream?

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Hey, Gale, how have your encounters with Poncho been after the.... incident in the woods.

Gale: The few times I have seen him, it's been odd. He hasn't said much and has tried to avoid being alone with me. <sigh> I know he has a crush on me. I should talk to him and knock some sense into him.

Grape: Any plans once you go back to Earth?