Housepets!

Marion: "I was never the "greatest student," but I got the job done. Thing is, it's a lot harder to finish within a set amount of time when the pencil is the same size as you."

Bino, so random question, did you learn to leave the new bobcat alone as soon as you saw her or did she have to "make a point?"

Bino: That overgrown housecat? Bah! I made sure she knew who was in charge!
Dutchess: Yeah, she chased YOU up a tree that you wouldn't come down from until dark.

Tiger: If your name has been a problem for you, why not ask your dad to let you change it?

Tiger: "He's let me change it but then he keeps calling me "Tiger" anyways, and Marvin and the Bunny never remember my new name. And then I forget it, too."

Maxwell: "You ever go back and visit Jeeves?"

Maxwell : I spoken to him a few times since my time there, but I havnt really visited. He is far to busy with the Milton's.

Falstaff : Have you thought about joining the ECP? Perhaps getting a job?

Falstaff: Well, I've thought about it but I came to the conclusion that it would be a waste of my considerable intellect, which I don't they can handle.
Jess(from over his shoulder): They're aren't enough mental health experts in the world to handle your "intellect".

Custom Ink: How is Tiny Tum doing, does he like playing with the other young animals in the treehouse?

Custom Ink: Oh, Tum is doing great! He is just a delight. He doesn't really hang out with the fox kits, they have been a little mean to him. They also just keep pretending to be minions of the Opener!

Lana: Has Keene left you alone NE to run the ECP?

Lana: "He did, until we learned that Steward was behind what happened to Marion and Lois, and that Steward might go around doing harm to others to get back at us. He's still only an advisor, but he's different now. Seems his realization about the ordeal and Marion's reaction got a new response out of Keene."

Ace, how's the "fluffy puppy" look working out?

Ace: "Somebody said I looked like "Tarot" and I'm not sure what to do with that .... !"

Say, King, think you'll ever do an "Imaginate"?

King: Yeah, maybe, Bailey said it was fun and I was in some plays in high school and college, so I might participate.

Tarot, do you ever have a girls night with Sabrina or Grape?

Tarot: "actually, yes. We started last month when we found out Sasha had a key to the "Good Ol' Dogs Club". Well, Sasha got us in and then Sabrina and Grape got in and had a grand time. Daisy got Bailey to come over, and that's when Bino sent Rex over to find out what all the commotion was. Well, he was supposed to throw us out but Grape sweeted him into making dog biscuits and cat treats. So we got into the orange soda cooler which was about the time Bino showed up himself. He didn't stay. He left after Bailey and Rex got into an argument over who could throw Bino further into the gym bleachers. Maybe next month, we'll invite Gale and go to the Yarn Ball!

Um, Gale, think you'd like to have a "girl's night out" at the Yarn Ball? (You do work awfully hard.)

Gale: You know, that’s not a bad idea. I have been working awfully hard and I could use a chance to let my fur down and meet some other cats. I’ll just have to make sure they know that I won’t eat them, and find a sitter for Pueblo.

Pueblo, what’s your favorite part of being in civilization?

Pueblo: Oh, that's easy. Video games! Well, that and warm blankets and the heater in the house. It was really cold last winter.

Tiger: Since your little sca... I mean plan didn't work last Halloween, are you just going to go trick or treating normally this year?

Tiger: Well, kind of, I have to keep this between you and me because Jerry is getting suspicious, but I am planning on doing something “big” , this Halloween, something crazy, something unpredictable!
Marvin: He’s going to triple check the calendar before going trick or treating .
Tiger: Marvin! You ruined the surprise!


Joey, has Lester changed since playing D&D with the new kid?

Joey: Its odd. He wouldn't play at all for two months, but won't DM anymore. Not that we mind, he always made it impossible. We haven't seen the new kid for a little while.

DeeVee: It's been a couple years since you chose your name. Any regrets?

Not really ... except ... you know, since I've been doing the Jurassic Park Imaginate ... um ... what do you think of HERCULEASOSAURUS DAGGAR-TOOTH !?

Hey, Bigglesworths, you ever thought of forming a soccer team?

Mr. Bigglesworth representative: “We almost did. Easy to set teams apart just by having different colored collars for both teams. It was still impossible for inter-team communication when everyone has the same name, though.”

Lois, how exactly was the remainder of senior year like after transformation?

Lois: Thankfully, Marion blazed that trail so I had it a lot easier. With a dose of Milton money I only missed a day. There were a few parents concerned about a bobcat in with their kids, but I didn't have problems with anyone. Well, except for Bronson. He never told anyone before graduating and it healed eventuall.

Lucritia: have you considered more cubs?

Lucretia: Sometimes, but between Miles’s job, my stories, taking care of King and Bailey’s pups and our own cubs, I just think we’d be too busy to give them the care they need. Also, it’s kinda crowded in the Wolf house and Miles and I are glad to have our own space.

Simon, have you thought of any new business ideas?

Simon: I've got lots! But Keene said to hold off for a little while until this stuff with Steward is cleared up. Though I snuck the profits from my automated fur cleaning booths and stashed it away for a rainy day.

Bino: What exactly do you see in Dutchess?

Bino: You just wouldn't understand, I mean you're probably a lousy cat-lover aren't you? Well, I'm on to you, cat-lover. Hah! Cat-lover!

Lois, did people freak out when they first saw a bobcat around the neighborhood?

Lois: “Yup. Animal Control was called more than once. But they realized the misunderstanding pretty quick, especially since Keene cleared things up ahead of time. Still, it’s surprising how many people call them even though I’m fully clothed when I’m out and about.”

So,Gale, pretty nice that there are services that can guarantee Pueblo’s safety while you’re out doing what you need to do, huh?

Gale: It is a relief, actually, in the wild I generally took Pueblo with me when I hunted, and that was fine, but some of these meetings would tucker the guy out. I was a little doubtful about the capability of domestics but Pueblo said he had fun. Don't know about him and Olive though.

Rex, what is your favorite Christmas cookie?

Rex: Oh, there are so many! I love that time of year. But given just one, I'd have to go with gingerbread. There are so many options! This year, I'm already planning on making a replica of Milton Manor out if it. I'm going to need a lot of ginger...

Jessica : Did you ever get your sandwich from Lois?

Jess: “Yes, though I admit that I was surprised when she came in a bobcat, and in a similar boat as the squirrel. Anyway, that was when I learned that ‘party-platter’ size was a thing. Everyone at the house ate well that night.”

Marion, what are some precautions you take to ward off predators?

Marion: "Lois!"

Hey, Grape and Peanut, did you guys get the wolf "cubs" to volunteer for that "Imaginate" or were you babysitting them, too?

Grape: We got them to appear but it took lots of meat, a promise that the cast would appear on DV’s show, and surprisingly enough, a DVD of the best of “All my Cubs” a soap opera.


Miles, have you given Marion and Lois any advice on how to succeed post high school?

Miles: For Lois, I told her to remember always that she's a predetor and humand, and indeed most animals, will see her as that first even if they know her history. Keep her claws sharp, but hidden. Try not to flash her teeth unless she means to. As for Marion.... don't get eaten.

Dallas: What do you think of the new Star Trek animated series?

Dallas: Well, if I have to be honest, I don’t like it all that much. In theory, it sounded very interesting, but in execution, I don’t know, it just wasn’t very good in my opinion. I don’t know, maybe the later episodes will improve in quality. I hope so, because like I said, in concept, it an an interesting take on the Star Trek universe.

Bailey, how was your most recent date with King?

Bailey - "We went to see 101 Dalmatians. I loved it and King discovered a whole new collection of puppy endangerments to get neurotic over...

Daisy: You know where Sasha's woods house is - do you ever go out there by yourself sometimes?

Daisy: "She's invited me over a few times when she wants to really talk. Thankfully, she's been doing so much better lately, being away from her former owner and all. But I don't stay there unless Sasha invites me. I feel like I'd be intruding on someone's private space."

Lucretia, curious question; if you come across pests in the house, such as mice, what do you all do? Escort them out, invite them into the ECP, or are they "surprise snacks?"

Lucricia : In the first couple weeks we were here, Miles and I made an effort to ask them to leave. After word got out who lived here, the mice all found better places to live.

Tiny Tum: you're getting to be an adolescent now. Are your thoughts turning to love?

Tiny Tum: Well, I do like that one fox kit, Draig. But, mom says she doesn't believe in the Opener of Ways and so we'd have to see each other in secret. Honestly, sometimes, I think mom puts way to much stock into being a believer. Aunt Jessica doesn't believe in the Opener and she's been pretty nice to us.

Truck, what is your favorite food?

Truck: "Whatever I'm currently chewing."

Excuse me, Ink. Isn't Tim old enough to play in an "Imaginate" or is that something most ferals avoid?

Custom Ink: Well, if the Opener decrees it I will allow Tum to appear. He’s asked me not to call him Tiny Tum anymore, and to tell you the truth he really isn’t so tiny anymore.

Hey Duchess, since we all know you really run the Good Old Dog club, what’s on the schedule for fall and winter?

Duchess: Well, for fall there is the Halloween contest. I'm planning on going as Cleopatra and all the other dogs as my servants. And then the Christmas party, I'm going to go as Mrs. Claus with everyone else as my elves. Should be a grand old time for me.

Fido: Any plan with Sabrina for Halloween?

Fido: Actually yes, Max invited us to watch some cheesy horror movies at the Sandwich house with him, Grape, Peanut, and Tarot. So, we'll do that, and afterwards Sabbie and I will go to my place and eat the candy my dad didn't give to the trick or treaters. Of course, if I have to work this all goes out the window. But Sabbie said she'd go see the movies, and save the candy for me.

Marion, has Bronson always been rather obnoxious?

Marion: No, not really. I known him since first grade and he was actually a nice kid, maybe a bit shy. When he had a growth spurt in eighth grade, his attitude changed. That was about the time I started getting close to Lois and I think he got jealous. By the end of high school, he was a completely different kid.

Mrs. McGillicuddy: Are you sure that you should be giving the wild animals such sweet treats like pie?

Mrs. McG: Oh, but they're so sweet, too. And, if I didn't, they'd just rifle my recycle...

Daisy: Do you still gift garbage to the ferals?

Daisy: Sure, every Christmas! I am Daisy after all. Also, it’s nice to make sure that everyone has something to eat, even if it’s just for Christmas.

Hey, Boris, if you didn’t work for Duchess, what would you do with your time?

Boris: Might go back to my Banjo lessons - if Jasper's still giving them.

Say, Keene, how do you and Breel manage the cooking chores? Got any favorite dishes you can share with us?