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"Look, that's what I'm here for! Obviously you're too darn incompetent, otherwise you would've done it already!"
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"Maybe I wouldn't have take care of the Hero if you two hadn't bobbled everything up and gotten chucked into the slammer, Brenda," sneered the villain.
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"No, you still would've screwed up without me, I mean look, he's getting away!" Brenda screamed.
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Oh, man, and he mustuv heard everything!!" screamed Xavier.
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"Probably a good thing that we're chasing him down then!"
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"Quicker than any villain is a true hero," called the Hero over his shoulder.
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"Really?" asked the villain. "I don't believe you!"
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"Stop him!" cried Keith. "He's got my machine!"
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"Trying, boss!" shouted Keith. "I'm trying!"
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"Underhanded sneak," cried Brenda, shaking her fist at the Hero. "That's soooo villainous!"
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"Villainous?" the hero cried aghast. "I am the hero. I don't do villainous."
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"You won't get away with this humiliation, Hero!", bellowed the Villain, Brenda, Xavier, and the Lackey, all snarling together and shaking their fists.
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“Zip zoom, you’ll never catch me!” The hero said as he sped away from the villains
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And so, once again, our Hero triumphed over evil, ineptitude, and minor criminal communal frivolities.
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But our hero knew that he must never become complacent, because the villains would be back.
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Chapter two, then, or wanna start something else?
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Definitely seems like a good idea to me.
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Everyone ready?
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For sure!
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"Gotta find another way to defeat Hero" muttered the Villain, cursing his bad luck and bumbling associates.
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"Hero," Brenda snarled, "I'll get you some day!"
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"If only Hero had some secret vulnerability" lamented Xavier, "like, you know, kryptonite or somethin'?"
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“Just keep studying the videos of Hero, we’ll find a weakness eventually.” Brenda said staring at the TV
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Keith snapped his fingers, looking suddenly inspired.
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“Look,” he said “ see how he avoids the milk that Xavier spilled, he doesn’t just avoid it he shrinks back.”
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"Maybe he just don't like puddles...." Lackey interjected, not quite getting Keith's point.
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“No, he walked straight through those rain puddles outside, and he didn’t care about the spilled water on the table.I think he might be allergic to milk.” Brenda said watching the video
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"Or cows," Xavier brightened up. "Yeah, his weakness is, like, Holsteins!"
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"Possibly...," Lackey muttered. "Probably Herefords instead."
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“Quiet all of you!” shouted the Villain “Hero is obviously afraid of cows!”
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"Really is hard for evil people to get good help these days" sighed Brenda, shaking her head.
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"Sure is, Brenda!" Lackey shouted.
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"Toro, toro. toro!" interrupted Xavier, pulling a roped behind him with a placid-faced Jersey cow at the other end.
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"Um, Lackey, what the hey are you doing?" Brenda asked, sighing though her hand. "You're going to get hurt..."
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"Villain said Hero's scared of cows so me and Xavier got you guys a cow to scare him with," replied Lackey, his tone implying that Brenda should have figured that out herself.
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"Well, isn't that just wonderful, Lackey," Brenda sneered, "you don't need to rub it in."
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"Xavier and me was gonna call her "Xena" `cause she'll be our champion against Hero," replied Lackey, oblivious to Brenda's sarcasm.
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"Yeah, right," Brenda said, unawares that Lackey still wasn't listening.
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Zaappp!! Now we'll have to start all over.
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All over?
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