The Vending Machine Game!
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You get a mysterious and slightly sinister stranger.
Let's drop in some tricycle wheels.
Let's drop in some tricycle wheels.
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you get a fantastic way to cruise through the neighborhood. Probably more so for King and Tarot.
I put in a mango smoothie.
I put in a mango smoothie.
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You get a powerful dosage of tropic aesthetic vibes.
I insert a cup of cheese dip.
I insert a cup of cheese dip.
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you get out a very delicious plate of nachos.
I put in a carton of grape juice
I put in a carton of grape juice
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You get a serious case of the "Purples".
In goes an old Monopoly board game.
In goes an old Monopoly board game.
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you get a letter that says everyone who played with you is no longer your friend. . .aww.
I put in a glow in the dark twister game.
I put in a glow in the dark twister game.
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JayBarker wrote:you get a letter that says everyone who played with you is no longer your friend. . .aww. [Yeah - I outlived `em all!!]
I put in a glow in the dark twister game.
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You get a faulty chandelier and a huge utility bill.
What happens if we send that bill back down the slot?
What happens if we send that bill back down the slot?
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You get the bill back, however it has a lot of lovely scribbles in pink ink.
I put in a business card for FastBees inc.
I put in a business card for FastBees inc.
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Honey starts to drip from the dispenser.
What if we shoved a bag of holding in the thing.
What if we shoved a bag of holding in the thing.
"The Universe is vast.
You are also vast.
So is an ant.
There are different sizes of infinity."
~Welcome to Night Vale
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You are also vast.
So is an ant.
There are different sizes of infinity."
~Welcome to Night Vale
Housepets Characters:
Slinks
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You get "a grasp on things".
We could try a truck load of day-old snow plowings.
We could try a truck load of day-old snow plowings.
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you get some pet selling snowcones with "a surprise in every bite"
I wanna put in a fancy tuxedo.
I wanna put in a fancy tuxedo.
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Jeeves !!?
Clothing, huh? Okay, in goes a whole bag of clip-on bow ties.
Clothing, huh? Okay, in goes a whole bag of clip-on bow ties.
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You get a script that says "Too many bonds(super spy), the spies who have golden octo-paws" by PBS.
I put in a false mustache.
I put in a false mustache.
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You get a "Cease and Desist" order from the estate of Groucho Marx,
So let's drop in a zebra.
So let's drop in a zebra.
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You get an angry but professionally written letter from said zebra.
I put in a bunch of crabs.
I put in a bunch of crabs.
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You get Old Bay seasoning and a raffle ticket for a trip to Manitoba.
I insert a jar of moisturizer.
I insert a jar of moisturizer.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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We get … mold spores … eeeegh.
Okay, let's dump a sack of coffee grounds in.
Okay, let's dump a sack of coffee grounds in.
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You get King. He's shaking, and he appears to be hyperactive.
Lets put in a Starfleet uniform.
Lets put in a Starfleet uniform.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Out pops dallas. Complaining that you've almost thrown away one of his better outfits.
I toss in a very fast RC car and controller.
I toss in a very fast RC car and controller.
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(Sorry about that, Dallas)
Out comes Marion, who looks overjoyed to finally be back on the road.
Let's try a flashlight.
Out comes Marion, who looks overjoyed to finally be back on the road.
Let's try a flashlight.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Out comes Peter Caulk in his rumpled Detective Columbo raincoat.
In goes a checker boss and a set of chessmen.
In goes a checker boss and a set of chessmen.
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Out comes Queen Elizabeth. Watch out, she can move in any direction.
I insert a wireless mouse.
I insert a wireless mouse.
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Out comes Robo-Rat.
In goes a Cat-alytic Converter.
In goes a Cat-alytic Converter.
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Out comes Grape, Max, Res, Marvin, Sabrina, Fiddler, Keys, Jasper, Steve, Allegra, the Barn Cats, Ptah, and... Joey?
I put in a hat. Just a normal hat. Nothin' special.
I put in a hat. Just a normal hat. Nothin' special.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Out comes the Normal Hatter. We mighta just ticked off Lewis Carroll...….
So, um, let's shove in a walrus.
So, um, let's shove in a walrus.
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Out comes a picture of Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley.
In goes a jar of instant coffee.
In goes a jar of instant coffee.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a good way to start your Monday.
In goes a new collar.
In goes a new collar.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Back it comes, attached to a starched shirt.
In goes a pair of wooden shoes.
In goes a pair of wooden shoes.
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Out comes your favorite pet trying to preform a clog dance for you.
In goes a microwave burrito.
In goes a microwave burrito.
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… and that's a wrap!!
Wrap, huh? How about we push in a quilt?
Wrap, huh? How about we push in a quilt?
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You get 793^793 quilts.
The CEO of Valve comes in and yells at us for taking forever at the vending machine, specifically saying "If you guys stop messing around at the vending machine, we might finish Half Life Three this decade." I then proceed to insert him into the vending machine.
The CEO of Valve comes in and yells at us for taking forever at the vending machine, specifically saying "If you guys stop messing around at the vending machine, we might finish Half Life Three this decade." I then proceed to insert him into the vending machine.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes Half Life 3.
I insert a picture of Duchess with devil horns drawn on it.
I insert a picture of Duchess with devil horns drawn on it.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get an angry Duchess holding the photo.
I insert something that came from Tumblr.
I insert something that came from Tumblr.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Out comes ... oh, gosh, what the heck is that?
In goes an old mail box. Hope the Post Office doesn't get upset.....
In goes an old mail box. Hope the Post Office doesn't get upset.....
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You get twelve Roman legions worth of mailmen ready to fight you.
I insert Pink Fluffy Daleks Dancing on Rainbows.
I insert Pink Fluffy Daleks Dancing on Rainbows.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a flood of the pyro's goggles.
I insert a piece of paper that says 'Concern'.
I insert a piece of paper that says 'Concern'.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a "Delayed Maintenance" coupon.
Let's pour some Dunkin' coffee down there...
Let's pour some Dunkin' coffee down there...
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You get a Starbucks Snicker-doodle Hot Chocolate.
I insert a guillotine, already decorated for Crispmas.
I insert a guillotine, already decorated for Crispmas.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You receive bread and circuses.
I place a ten inch personal pizza into the machine.
I place a ten inch personal pizza into the machine.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.