The Vending Machine Game!
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Out comes a big cardboard box filled to the brim with video games… made for the Sega Genesis.
In goes a Hot Wheels car.
In goes a Hot Wheels car.
That sounded better in my head
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Out comes a big box full of Wacky Racers.
Okay, I got old kid's stuff laying around here some place ... Ah, ha! In goes about a hundred Garbage Pail Kids cards.
Okay, I got old kid's stuff laying around here some place ... Ah, ha! In goes about a hundred Garbage Pail Kids cards.
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Out comes the same cards kept in a very well kept binder, well wrapped, and preserved. They are somehow worth a lot.
In goes some spooky ghost decals, string, and a few witch hats.
In goes some spooky ghost decals, string, and a few witch hats.
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Out comes a rather shabby Halloween party for one.
In goes a high school track coach's stop watch.
In goes a high school track coach's stop watch.
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Out comes a Rolex, one that is so small that you can’t even fit it around your pinky finger. Probably won’t be of much use, but might be fun to hang onto just because
In goes a deck of Pokémon cards.
In goes a deck of Pokémon cards.
That sounded better in my head
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Out come a full deck of Garbage Pail Kids. Aw, that was just nasty, machine!
Alright, in goes about forty styrofoam Jack-O-Lanterns left over from trick-or-treat night.
Alright, in goes about forty styrofoam Jack-O-Lanterns left over from trick-or-treat night.
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out comes 50 records of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
I put in Twitter
I put in Twitter
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Out comes Tweety and the whole avian cast of Angry Birds.
In goes a 1930s car radiator.
In goes a 1930s car radiator.
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Out comes a stack of coupons for a mechanic shop that went out of business several decades ago. I’m sure they’ll be of some use… not really
In goes a vinyl record.
In goes a vinyl record.
That sounded better in my head
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Out comes a handful of old phonograph styluses.
In goes eight pounds of Christmas tree glitter.
In goes eight pounds of Christmas tree glitter.
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Out comes an undecorated pine tree. Rather short in height and nice long branches for ornaments; perfect for an extra Christmas tree!
In goes a razor and some shaving cream.
In goes a razor and some shaving cream.
That sounded better in my head
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Out comes a hyena - but he's remarkably well groomed!
Lett's drop in a shovel full of dirty old snow.
Lett's drop in a shovel full of dirty old snow.
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Wonder if it's too late to get my dirty snow back?
Oh, well, here's an old Zagnut candy bar wrapper on the ground. Let's stuff that in.
Oh, well, here's an old Zagnut candy bar wrapper on the ground. Let's stuff that in.
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E-yugg! Who knew vending machines could vomit?
So, let's drop in a bottle of Pepto-Dizmaal (patent pending).
So, let's drop in a bottle of Pepto-Dizmaal (patent pending).
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It cures your stomachache, but now you're depressed.
Inserts a kitten
Inserts a kitten
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It cures your depression but now your arm is savaged.
I insert a box of bandages.
I insert a box of bandages.
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Oh neat! Bandages that have never been used! This could come in handy later!
INSERTS COIN
INSERTS COIN
Friend me on steam for a friendly game of whichever.
Steam Name: Hiraoka Netto Michio
(Username: James77358)
Steam Friend code: 51949146
Steam Name: Hiraoka Netto Michio
(Username: James77358)
Steam Friend code: 51949146
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Stupid machine jams! Couldn't handle the normality, I guess.
Okay, I'll see what a flat- head screwdriver will do.
Okay, I'll see what a flat- head screwdriver will do.
- Harry Johnathan
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You get Doctor Who, who promptly shoves you into his TARDIS and blasts off.
Inserts a hotel Bible.
Inserts a hotel Bible.
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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Wait, this the opener of ways' bible. Well, that's something.
Inserts "Body Inflated Tarot" plush. (What? The machine can't handle a normal coin.)
Inserts "Body Inflated Tarot" plush. (What? The machine can't handle a normal coin.)
Friend me on steam for a friendly game of whichever.
Steam Name: Hiraoka Netto Michio
(Username: James77358)
Steam Friend code: 51949146
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(Username: James77358)
Steam Friend code: 51949146
- trekkie
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You get a bag of peanuts and a miniature waterbed.
Insert a bottle of motor oil.
Insert a bottle of motor oil.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get greased.
In goes a komodo dragon lizard.
In goes a komodo dragon lizard.
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You get a map of Indonesia, and a Tim Weisberg CD.
In goes a jar of pimentos.
In goes a jar of pimentos.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a terrific martini recipe.
So, I goes about ten York mint patties ... well, they are coin shaped.
So, I goes about ten York mint patties ... well, they are coin shaped.