Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not realizing the beauty of drab colors.
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Banned for realizing the drab beauty of colors.
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Banned for making that last statement more poetic than it had to be.
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Banned for interjecting aesthetic frivolity.
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Banned for having the letter y end your sentence.
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Banned for having a shorter username than me
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Banned for having a longer username than me.
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Banned for having ideas
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Banned for disliking ideas.
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Banned for upholding cognitive standards
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Banned because I don't know if my cognition would be considered standard.
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Banned for cognitive dissonance.
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Banned for cognitive resonance.
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Banned for being incognito.
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Banned for anti-sleuthing attitudes.
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Banned for sleuth forsooth..
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Banned because you aren't The Slueth. (The spelling is intentional.)
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Banned for Mill City Trio plug (however well deserved).
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Banned because sometimes is IS cool to cry.
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Banned for verb duplication.
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banned for clearly not appreciating verbs.
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Banned for inducing catatonic inertia into the ban thread.
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Banned for use of catatonic with no cat puns.
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Banned for feline funny business.
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Banned for cat comedy consternations.
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Banned for causing the thread to collapse for two months. :(
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Banned for self-banning -- we'd miss ya!
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Banned for attempting to speak for everyone.
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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Banner for stumping everybody! ;)
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Banned for being a bit cheeky
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Banned for having fuzzy cheeks.
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banned for saying fuzzy and not fluffy
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Banned for splitting hairs.
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Banned for puns.
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Banned for excessively sophisticated wit.
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banned for humorous comparisons.
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Banned for controversial comparative complications.
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Banned for making statements with humorous undertones upon reflection.
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Banned for using nine words in that sentence
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Banned for counting words.
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