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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:21 am
by fenrirblack
Not as good as orange juice.
Why is there never anything good on tv?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:11 am
by Buster
Because you forgot to plug it in.
how do i submit a post?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:23 pm
by fenrirblack
Click the submit button.
Why am I standing like this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:01 pm
by Buster
because you keep responding with intelligent answers, which is against the rules in this game. you're supposed to respond with a derailment of the question (ie: blaming the quality of daytime programming on lack of power to the tv) or something equally stupid to the question (ie: equating caterpillars to cats on pillars). so we sent you to the time out corner.
Why is the moon not on fire?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:34 pm
by trekkie
Because of pudding.
Has anyone seen a parking attendant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:37 am
by LunarFox
No, parking lots aren't sentient, so they can't be attendant, either.
What is?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:12 am
by Buster
Yes.
Why bacon? WHYYYYYY?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:18 am
by NHWestoN
Because broccoli....
If butterflies, what does milk do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:57 am
by LunarFox
It stretches out the agony.
Are you me, or am I you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:02 pm
by trekkie
The Battle of Saratoga.
Do we know what we know?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:21 pm
by Leafolawl
Only if we do what we know.
How does the time fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:53 am
by LunarFox
It gets hit over the short wall at Fenway.
Et tu, Brute?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:08 pm
by Buster
*Suddenly turns from looking at a wall of TVs to looking at you with an intense expression* OF COURSE!
Do you know the muffin man?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:10 am
by fenrirblack
The one who lives on Drury Lane? Nope.
How many liters are in a meter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:48 am
by Zesortinge
"5 cups of sugar, 30 cups of flour, 10 cups of milk, and 24 eggs" liters are in a meter.
What is the meaning of pants?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:28 pm
by CunningFox
It's the plural of pant.
What's the best tasting book you've had?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:03 pm
by LunarFox
Whatever one I can eat.
Are the Cubs a good baseball team?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:08 am
by Zesortinge
Depends on the ages of the bears.
What is pickle divided by gravity?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:57 pm
by fenrirblack
Dill.
Why do humans have hair in all the wrong places?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:55 pm
by dr_eirik
Evil barbers.
How smart is my phone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:25 pm
by LunarFox
Let me take some notes on my Note 5. Oh, wait, it burnt up.
Have you ever been down the waterspout, to the very bottom of the water system?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:06 am
by fenrirblack
Ask the spider.
Where is the Dog Star?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:25 pm
by trekkie
Working in a pizzeria in Mobile, Alabama.
Should we add more sugar to the recipe?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:35 pm
by Buster
Hmmm... i'd say twelve.
Why is the pepperoni trying to climb out the window?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:41 am
by trekkie
I’m going to go with The Beatles.
Does anyone here know how to play croquet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:22 am
by Zesortinge
It's the game where you whack a tiger with a black hole.
Why are black holes so bright?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:33 pm
by LunarFox
Because they're really dense.
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:14 am
by furrygamer793
More or less pi squared times 12
What is air
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:45 am
by dr_eirik
It's what you put in your Jordans.
Is there a good restaurant near Chernobyl?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:34 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Yes! The Elephant's Foot is to die for.
Who are the shadow people in my room at night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:15 am
by LunarFox
Smart coins, wise pennies and the like.
Why not?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:25 am
by Zesortinge
Potatoes.
Why does orange plus apple equal banana?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:41 am
by Nathan Kerbonaut
It has something to do with the amino acids.
How do I break out of jail?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:48 am
by dr_eirik
Roll doubles.
Do you know what the XR-2300 is?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:28 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Yeah, it's some kind of microwave
Why do I have to stop at stop signs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:44 pm
by LunarFox
Because go.
What will be?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:00 pm
by dr_eirik
It will be $39.50.
Can I put the Big Dipper in the dishwasher?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:12 pm
by trekkie
Depends on if your homeowner’s insurance is paid up.
Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:46 am
by Nathan Kerbonaut
I wouldn't know, I haven't been there.
Who has my credit card?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:27 pm
by trekkie
Bob Ovalhead
Would anyone like to buy a set of encyclopedias?