Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:20 am
I trap you in a pokeball.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:22 am
I capture you in a glass and offer you to the Fierce Deity.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:24 am
I lock you in a jar and sell to tourists.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:25 am
I sell your soul for a doughnut.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:29 am
Is it, like, the 5th time soul of its equivalent of mine is sold?
I publish an article on you holding slaves (or however you call the one whose soul was purchrased against his will?).
I publish an article on you holding slaves (or however you call the one whose soul was purchrased against his will?).
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:40 am
I trap you inside a giant hourglass and flip it over.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:15 am
I undermine the 13th through 15th amendments, now you have no real rights past the initial poverty barrier.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:16 am
I delete your online presence. 
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:29 am
I erase your existence by aborting you in time.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:30 am
I give your phone number to all advertising agencies as a potential customer.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:33 am
I get the mafia on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:46 pm
I choke you in Venus's atmosphere.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:57 pm
I tackle you into grape juice!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:00 am
I force feed you the whole citrus fruit supply of the world.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:21 am
YAAAAAAAAY!
I roundhouse kick you into banana juice!!!...... wait what?
I roundhouse kick you into banana juice!!!...... wait what?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:49 am
I drown you in apple cider.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:55 am
I force you to read Peanuts supplementary material on Spot. All of it.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:46 am
I force you drink 3L of soda before to read every single post on this forum. With no toilet breaks.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:25 am
I strap you to a chair whilst Justin Beiber reads every single teen romance novel to you. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:58 am
I strap you upside down to a wall and make you listen to 1D reading their autobiographies, followed by Beiber's autobiography and the complete Twilight series, after which they give you a concert of their greatest hits followed by Beiber's greatest hits, and then you get to watch a Dora the Explorer marathon.
Beat that!
Beat that!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:16 am
I force you to listen to every Wonderpets song at full blast 100 times over while being constantly tickled with millions of tiny feathers from sparows that came from the planet of adorable innocent kittens which all wish to sleep on your lap, so they constantly rub against your leg for attention... MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:35 am
I banish you to THE ISLAND OF PERPETUAL TICKLING! *Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:19 am
I Hack your computer to mine bit coins.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:55 am
I turn your coffee into oil, have a good morning!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:51 am
I burn your pancakes!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:53 am
I make you listen to all the annoying songs! All of them!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:56 am
I spin your computer chair until you fall off.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:41 am
I plug your teeth to a high voltage outlet.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:02 pm
I force you to listen to Justin Beibers life story.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:27 pm
I tie each and every one of your tails to seperate tesla coils and turn them on.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:33 pm
You can sit on a Tesla coil without any harm done.
I tie you to the front of a intercontinental ballistic shell. And fire it.
I tie you to the front of a intercontinental ballistic shell. And fire it.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:36 pm
Guess who is targeted by this ICBM?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:50 pm
Guess who just threw a Kitsunebi at you?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:57 pm
I take English-Japanese dictionary to see what Kitsunebi is, and throw it at you when I'm done
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:35 pm
I drop the world dictionary for all languages on you from heaven.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:54 pm
with this:
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:37 pm
I detonate it and the top of it lands on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:12 pm
i release 450+ birds and they peck your head to death.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:10 pm
I send out an international wanted warrant for your arrest. all of the worlds armies etc. are after you. nowhere is safe..