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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:33 am
by Buster
Laughing is actually you regurgitating all of the Unfunny jokes the funny one is purging from your system.
Why, Snowman..?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:22 pm
by Saturn381
Because cottage cheese.
What is an apple pie made out of.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:54 pm
by CyberDragon
Coconuts and pomegranates.
Why is water wet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:59 pm
by Buster
Because it hasn't had a chance to get a tan yet.
Why is there no question here?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:11 am
by VoidGaming404
Because it flew away.
What color is purple?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:34 am
by Buster
Yes.
How am eat foods?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:19 am
by NHWestoN
Precisely !!
If lizards could, would you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am
by Render
Maybe on Tuesday, but only at night.
When is Mars?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:54 am
by Not A Furry
12:37 PM
What colour is 1?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:02 pm
by CyberDragon
Orange.
What's the Square Root of a banana?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:06 pm
by NHWestoN
Banana split infinitive.
How many miles can a bicycle go on a gallon of olive oil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:23 pm
by Not A Furry
'Merica, heck yeah!
how many metrical gallons is a missile worth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:29 pm
by NHWestoN
All of them.
Do icebergs tango?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:33 pm
by CyberDragon
Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
How much grape would a grapechuck chuck if a grapechuck could chuck grapes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:37 am
by Not A Furry
Grapenut
Are all melons watermelons if they have water?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:23 pm
by Buster
Yes, but only is the secret ritual is preformed at midnight on a sunny afternoon.
How many bacon can you feed a goku before he has a heart attack?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:15 pm
by NHWestoN
Unknown since the kidneys invariably fail first...
How long must icing occur before it's frosting?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:39 pm
by Render
About 183852635400 periods of the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.
Why is this post number 778 in this thread?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:21 am
by Not A Furry
Because 777 was taken
Why is the sky red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:52 pm
by NHWestoN
All the Blue got used up on the oceans.
Can fish dance?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:25 pm
by Buster
Only the robot.
If we're looking at now, now, and we passed then just now, when will be soon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:45 pm
by NHWestoN
Eventually.
Where will we get lollipops when all the herring have flown to Angola?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:08 pm
by Buster
the same place as always. they're actually just fermented oompaloompa eyes.
Why?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:50 am
by NHWestoN
That report is locked up for now in the subcommittee.
How does a bassoon reproduce?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:29 pm
by Buster
When a bassoon and a monsoon are in a relationship they METAPHOR REDACTED. METAPHOR ALSO REDACTED. and no seriously I don't want to set off the filter. Use your imagination. with a pipe wrench.
Where can I get vegan hamburger?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:35 pm
by Not A Furry
Ask your local cannibal
Is the sky wet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:42 pm
by Buster
only when it's orange in the mornings and evenings. the paint turns blue/black as it dries.
how do you join the forum?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:00 pm
by NHWestoN
You don't...the forum joins you.
Why are there no rattlesnakes in jazz quartets?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:46 am
by Buster
The fact that they play the drums by literal head-banging makes them fit in better with Metal bands.
of oranges are called oranges why aren't bananas called "yellows"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:30 am
by NHWestoN
'Cause "Y'ellow" is how they say "Hi" in upper Michigan and, yes, they have no bananas....
Where does the sun go when it's down?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:00 am
by Render
To Australia.
Why do dogs howl at our moon only and not at Saturn's moons for example?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:14 am
by Not A Furry
Because only cats howl to those
What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:49 pm
by NHWestoN
Love is a many splendored sting.
What is time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:55 pm
by Buster
Not that.
If it's called a parking space, does that mean it's safe to land a spaceship on?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:57 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, if there's enough space and it's parking....
Which breeds are the dog days of summer for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:34 pm
by aBritishfox
Not enough for the Winter days.
What's green and red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:10 pm
by Not A Furry
Wouldn't know, I'm daltonic
What year is it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:32 pm
by Buster
We stopped using 'years'
The date is 15261.2
Why are there frogs in my train tunnel?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:22 am
by NHWestoN
Because apparently the box cars need to be "toad"....
...but do you recall the mist famous reindeer of all?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:42 pm
by Buster
Of course! Doomlaser the unkillable, ender of holidays!
why does
have such a pathetic beard?