Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:31 am
Magical entities aren't real. You never existed.
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Attack the above poster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:03 pm
I give you the "Nose In The Book" Penalty.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:07 pm
I poke you with a cattle prod.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:15 pm
I fart on you consistently.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:16 pm
I drop some "chewed" chewing gum on you. Goodluck getting it out of all that fur!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:18 pm
I drop my shed skin on you. With all the fur and gum included.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:22 pm
((Hey, nice little house for winter! Just needs a bit of cleaning.))
I shave all of your tails, as soon as fur re-grows.
I shave all of your tails, as soon as fur re-grows.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:54 pm
I make your body spin to match your eyes.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:12 pm
I put you on a wobbly compressor and de-compressor to mach your eyes!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:14 pm
I freeze you in a ice box.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:19 pm
HAHA! I am already cold, making your attack un-effective! 
I throw you in a cube of lava!
I throw you in a cube of lava!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:21 pm
Hmmmmm, toasty. My lack of feeling and temperature renders this useless.
I hug you whilst smothered In lava.
I hug you whilst smothered In lava.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:46 pm
I set a Creeper on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:51 pm
I launch you from the cannon to the Moon (or as close to it as you can get)
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:08 pm
I drop you in a bottomless pit.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:52 pm
I post wanted posters for you, $10000000, dead or alive.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:53 pm
I tape a Bullseye on your back.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:12 am
I tie a concrete barricade on your leg and push you off a boat.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:00 am
I wrap you in tin foil and place you on a tesla coil.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:14 am
I put you in between two tesla spikes!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:16 am
I launch you into a black hole, creating a paradox where you have many things happen to you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:23 am
I come back trough the black whole with Cloud's sword and chop you in half!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:25 am
I 'accidentally' drop a Kitsune statuette on you. And you shatter?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:29 am
I melt it into a golden ax and chop off your head! (man I'm violent today)
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:34 am
I haunt you constantly
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:39 am
how, I'm a spirit right now................................ and I didn't shatter I was trapped.
I smack you with logic.
I smack you with logic.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:44 am
...Okaaaay, if you say so...
I force you into studying mathematical logic. I'm overly kind today... Wonder why.
I force you into studying mathematical logic. I'm overly kind today... Wonder why.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:09 am
I STEAL YOUR HEART.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:55 am
I splash you with holy water, then hydrochloric acid.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:22 am
I throw yellow snow at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:35 am
I throw some boiling oil at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:22 pm
I toss you in lemon juice!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:49 pm
I cut you with a knife and toss you in a tub full of salt.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:43 pm
I push you through a paper shredder and bathe you in a bucket of isopropyl alcohol.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:23 am
Now I push you in orange juice!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:35 am
I throw you into the Paris Sewers!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:48 am
I dunk you in liquid chocolate.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:06 pm
I trip you into grapefruit juice!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:07 pm
I hit you with a Keyblade.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:57 am
(I'm supprized it's taken this long for someone to do that 
)
I stare into your soul for 5 hours straight... in the middle of the night.
)I stare into your soul for 5 hours straight... in the middle of the night.