Housepets!

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:30 pm**

You get a rather different kind of mouse. I hope Mickey doesn't mind you borrowing her things...

I insert a stapler.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:47 pm**

You get:A nail gun.

I insert: A dilophosaurus.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:28 pm**

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) v v you also recive a bonus flame mail from still die hard minney fans;v Gantlepug recieves a toy version
I insert sound

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:44 pm**

You get compressed. Nope, that wasn't a writing error, you get compressed, did you hear me?

I insert the compressed hackle.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:18 pm**

the machine makes an odd grinding sound before spitting out thousands of tiny mini hackles.

in the confusion you get "accidentally" stuffed into the machine.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:17 pm**

You get: What tsMKG's avatar would like in real life. (AKA: Dead)
I insert: A magic wand. (And I mean REAL magic!)

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:53 pm**

You get a can of witches brew still made according to the traditional recipe first written down in Macbeth.

I insert the complete works of Shakespeare.

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:53 am**

You get thousands of bored high school students.

I insert books that high school students would enjoy.

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:23 am**

you get an angry PTA meeting about 'adult material' showing up in schools apparently being your fault.

I insert every ferret themed avatar that has ever appeared on this forum.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:55 pm**

You get a very big crowd

I insert the Horde engine

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:17 pm**

You get an Orc who got its hoardes wrong.

I insert several tank blueprints, a bucket and three lemons.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:50 pm**

You get a P1000 Ratte Landkreuzer, and a bucket filled with lemonade.

I insert: An old Flintlock rifle.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:27 am**

you get a 6000 year old spear.

i insert fancy's current hat.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:50 am**

Its harpooned back at you

I insert tsMKGs blog

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:05 pm**

You get: An extremely late response

I insert: 100lbs of bacon bits

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:12 pm**

I stand at the other side of the machine and eat them, then I insert the Byrds

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:59 am**

You get: A bucket of fryed chycken.

I insert: another extremely late response.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:15 am**

You get feedback by post.

I insert the needed stamp.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:03 am**

you get back a wanted stamp

I insert a wanted poster

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:15 am**

You get arrested by Dog the bounty hunter.

I insert a handcuff.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:34 pm**

You get a cuffed hand! I wonder where the owner is?

I insert Bino

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:20 pm**

I pet the pup and give him a biscuit

*inserts Zimmerman telegraph*

Posted: **Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:40 am**

You get A squad of US Doughboys.

I insert Acetone, Turpentine, and Benzin all at once.

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:23 pm**

You get Judge Doom and his weasel squad.

I put in an arapaima.

Posted: **Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:08 am**

You get 200 lbs of fish sticks!

I insert a SSB amiibo.

Posted: **Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:59 pm**

You get one of those pointless Skylander figurines

I Insert a running chainsaw

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:11 am**

You get Leatherface.

I insert a Sega Saturn.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:09 am**

you get Segata Sanshiro, who is angry at you for daring to throw away a saturn.

I insert leather-face back into the machine (albeit in pieces since he doesn't fit into the "in" slot...)

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:52 am**

You get a leather glove.

I insert the original copy of the US Declaration of Independence.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:00 am**

You get smothered by all the amendments to the Constitution.

I insert a jammed RP thread.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:28 pm**

You get a spaceball in a black helmet complaining about raspberries.

I insert a plunger, an electric mixer, and a mini telescope jammed through a colander with a pair of lights on it, that have all been attached to an upside own waste bin.

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:43 pm**

The machine blows up(figuratively) due to overloading. You now have everything separated and the wastebin turned into a recyclables bin.

I insert a random possum

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:55 pm**

Following a typo you get Hlaroo who charges you with manhandling a moderator.

I insert your defence.

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:58 am**

You get a bloodsucking parasite from the Bee movie

I insert gummy worms

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:24 am**

You get a dental drill to fix your cavities.

I insert a pair of rubber gloves.

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:25 am**

You get a mop

I insert Spongebob

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:07 pm**

You get Patrick.

I insert a biker jacket.

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:49 pm**

You get the Motorcycle that went with it.

I insert five pounds of Deer teeth and a solid gold dorito.

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:53 pm**

You get this head that's always screaming! *Claps twice*
AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!
I insert a cheapskate crab.

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:25 pm**

You get a depressed squid.

I insert an Iron Butterfly record.

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