Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:56 pm**

you recieve a angry king bomb-ba
I insert yoshi

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:05 am**

you get egged.

i insert a warpstar

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:44 am**

You get: Sent to the next level!
I insert: A pair of cordless headphones.

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:42 am**

You get: A shoddy pair of headphones.

I insert a Compy!

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:18 pm**

You recieve your face being ripped off I insert jurrasic worlds horrible plot

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:32 pm**

you get Jurassic park 3's plot. Which frankly wasn't much better.

I insert several million smilies, cursors, and icons, that you used to see advertised in packs all over the internet years ago.

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:40 pm**

The Vending Machine crashes with a lot of them.

I insert the error log that I got from the Vending Machine.

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:12 pm**

You get: Exploded. By that I mean the machine exploded and took you with it. What do you expect when you put an error in it?
I insert: Snow that will never melt.

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:48 pm**

you get olaf
I insert japanese folklore

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:13 am**

you get anime.

I insert a yellow lizzard otaku.

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:15 am**

You get: A blue fish that suplexes a large boulder just because she can.
I insert: Flirtation.

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:03 pm**

you recieve confusing ships lol
I insert smoktreats for dogs (<3 Doggo) lol

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:30 pm**

You get someone you can't find stealth petting you.

I insert a Temmie.

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:15 pm**

Yo recieve three boxs of Temmie Flakes just enough to give you a.. Temmie ache

I insert metal ore

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:32 pm**

you get: an obscene amount of Redstone and nothing to use it with.

I insert: Bacon.

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 3:47 pm**

You get more bacon! And by that I mean a rather angry razorback hog!

I insert: A fennec fox.

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:44 pm**

You get your fox back and a blinking "exact change only" error.

I insert the astro delta megazord.

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:57 pm**

You get 12 dwarves and a hobbit hole
I insert housepets books

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:33 am**

You recieve a permaban for trying to make money of a I assume copyrighted material
I insert every corrupt cop face first

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:46 am**

You get a unauthorized beeting by 10k+ cops
I insert

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:24 am**

you recieve 25 selfies
I insert yolo

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:47 am**

You then get ran over by a train, hit by a car, get crushed by an anvil, and finally have a crate full of lit tnt fall on you.

I insert an artic fox!

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:17 pm**

You get: Doc and the gang trying to figure out where Jinx went

I insert: the next poster

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:59 pm**

I grab you inside and we fight inside the Vending Machine until I beat up you then I leave the Vending Machine.

I insert a bomb with a lit fuse and cover my ears.

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 3:11 pm**

I scream as the bomb blows up, covering my once clean suit in soot and ash...

I insert a rabbit.

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 3:15 pm**

You get: An opossum that punches you in the face.
I insert: A fan girl.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:32 am**

you recieve a yandere.. nuff said
I insert the tnt

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:52 am**

you get a wall mounted fish singing "cause i'm tnt"

I insert a really old website that i'm not sure even still exists.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:23 am**

You get: A crashed computer.

In insert: A racoon. (*pumps cane as if it were a gun* Come at me now random animals I am prepared for thee!)

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:48 pm**

You get: A red fox that shoots you with a laser gun before you can even touch her. She then arrests you for attempted assault on a police officer.
I insert: An ice cream rocket.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:44 pm**

You get a cone base.

I insert a weird photo from that night.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:13 pm**

You get: Shunned by everyone.

I insert a Squirrel. (*loads flintlock dueling pistol*

I am sick an' tired of gettin' attacked by random things! Next one gets a ounce of lead up the bum!)

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:29 pm**

You get a damp roll of toilet paper. Because it was anticlimactic.

I insert a Winnebago.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:14 pm**

You get: a Wendigo! Erm..start running.

I insert: Doc from The Whiteboard.

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:32 pm**

you recieve a brand new vending machine running on Mt. Dew cubes & security drone intercepting all radio waves
I insert jinx

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:06 pm**

you get paint balled repeatedly for a good hour.
...oh, you also got a basic marker and mask, but that's not as important.

I insert the mop used to clean up after that.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:47 pm**

You get an angry hackle with spinning fires around her

That means that you need to start running...

With a shovel I shove hackle down the Vending Machine while Buster runs away

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:07 pm**

.... you recieve molten metal to your face for calling me a her then a push onto lego infested floor before I chase buster,
I insert busters cooked hide when I get him

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:37 pm**

You get: A delicious all meat buffet.
I insert: Pure terror.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:49 pm**

You get your students only that now all of them carry weapons and are seeking to punish you.

I insert AnimeNerd88 to keep him safe.

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