Housepets!

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2016 11:09 am**

You get: Something so gory, I think I would be banned from the site if I described it.
I insert: Happy thoughts.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 5:37 pm**

You get a happy place.

I insert a baby in the Vending Machine.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 8:02 pm**

The baby grows up and beats on you

I insert my eyepiece as depicted in my avatar

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 8:18 pm**

You get: A large sum of money, since the vending machine sold it.
I insert: A picture of a woman with a baby.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 8:23 pm**

You get a historic moment

I insert an apple pie

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 8:48 pm**

you recieve a cherry pie
Inserts origami creatures made from the thank you card

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:17 am**

a fist comes out of the machine and hits you

that was random

I insert my randomness

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:32 am**

You get: A punch to the face as well!
I insert: A pair of sun glasses.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:33 am**

you get a dorkable

I reinsert the fist

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:39 am**

You get a stump

(didn't you listen greatkitsune's advice?)

I insert 50 rings.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:48 am**

You get Miles Power. (But not Sonic, he's already been and gone)

I insert a spare neck.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 11:17 am**

you receive theft charges for HAVING a spare neck
I insert the fish after it has been sent through the grinder

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 1:01 pm**

You get something that, when stuck in your ear, translates tiny shreds of language.

I insert seven Polo mints and a Lifesaver candy.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 1:48 pm**

you get a coka cola

I insert orange soda

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 1:59 pm**

You get Dr. Lemon

I insert GreatKitsune's advice.

GreatKitsune wrote:(remember, kids: never put your hand in machinery while it's running. Unless you're a pirate.)

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 2:56 pm**

I'd forgotten he said that

I insert my own advice

don't walk around in a glass house naked... '~'

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 9:35 pm**

You get: A glass doll house.
I insert: A porcelain doll.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 7:02 am**

it comes alive and eats you

I insert someone named chuck

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 7:34 am**

you receive a Norris punch to the face
I insert fuzzy cuffs

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 8:39 am**

you get kidnapped, ewww

I insert insertiviness

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 12:30 pm**

(whats eeww?) You receive assertive
I insert dirty minds

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 12:32 pm**

you get multiple UNP's

I insert something pleasant

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 12:34 pm**

you receive pleasantries
reinserts the tea time America used to do before the boston tea party

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 1:30 pm**

you get spoilage, very spoilage

I insert the XYZ affairs

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 5:14 pm**

You get an XYZ card.

I insert some water (without its glass)

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 5:21 pm**

You get: A zap of electricity, since you just threw water in a vending machine.
I insert: An old security camera.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 6:42 pm**

you get the disturbing film that was on it

I insert the door from the outside of my house

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 7:31 pm**

You get the door from the Vending Machine.

I insert that husky angel 's letter.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 11:58 am**

you get: a weird vibe

I insert Keene

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 12:00 pm**

You get Breel!

I 'insert' a shovel.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 12:30 pm**

you get a SPG 'shovel proppelled grenade'

I insert vanishing stuff

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 8:49 pm**

The Vending Machine vanishes without returning you anything.

I insert hell.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 9:40 pm**

You get: My dad (AKA The Devil)
I insert: One of the Mr. Bigglesworths.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 9:44 pm**

You get another Mr.Bigglesworth...(Or is it?)

I insert a Top hat.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 9:46 pm**

You get: A fedora!
I insert: A harmonica.

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 8:53 am**

you get prison time

I insert Fiddlers and Keys

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 9:21 am**

You get Violin and Pianos.

I insert a stair within a stair.

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 10:47 am**

tou get a walking contest

I insert Betty whites

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 12:15 pm**

You get: The Golden Girls!
I insert: A ball and chain.

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 1:12 pm**

get get out

I insert vivid language

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