Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:01 am**

I slapped TUAM for not asking questions when they are needed

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:41 pm**

You're slapped for asking for questions when questions aren't asked for.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:51 pm**

I slapped TUAM because a talking mouse gave me a milkshake even though my mother said i should never trust a talking mouse.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:24 pm**

I slap you for disobeying your mother. Hey, are you okay? You didn't drink that thing, did you? I mean, mice spent a lot of time around poison and this forum would really miss you and, well, JUST LISTEN TO YOUR MOM, OKAY!

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:34 pm**

West has been slapped for STILL being the only person i regularly interact with, without a face.
(Seriously, it's weird. It's not like you have to make it yourself. is finding a picture somewhere and cropping it down to 100x100 somehow hard?)

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:40 pm**

I Slapped TUAM for wondering about West's face

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:35 am**

I slapped him because the arguments he presented seem believable.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:46 am**

I slapped my own face for being so controversial.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:51 am**

I slapped TUAM for slapping himself, it's not cool to hurt yourself... Unless you get cookies or something, but that would be weird

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:14 pm**

I slap TUAM for letting me slap myself without telling me I could have gotten cookies before.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:21 pm**

I slapped TUAM for wanting my cookies *munch munch*

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:37 pm**

I slap tuam for not sharing.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:12 pm**

I slapped TUAM for being a cookie communist

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:39 pm**

I slap TUAM for spreading wild accusations of macaroon Marxists infiltrating this thread.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:56 pm**

I slapped TUAM for not believing my conspiracy theory

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:42 pm**

I slap you on the off chance that you are a soda socialist.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:23 am**

I slap you because some magic made my paws very big and I wanted to test the powers of it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:16 pm**

i slap you for breaking your avatar

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:25 am**

I slap TUAM for having a scar over his eye

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:58 am**

I slap you to be less bored.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:04 am**

I slap you so you'll be even less bored.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:33 pm**

I slapped TUAM for taking away Zesortinge's boredom, it is very clear he wanted it.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:20 am**

I slap you because you assumed I wanted to be bored.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:13 am**

I slap you for being boring.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:49 pm**

I slap you for calling someone boring

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:37 pm**

I slap you because i'm getting bored of all this talk about people and things being boring.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:36 pm**

I slapped you because I'm slightly angry

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:21 am**

I slapped you to make you less angry. I had catnip in my hand.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:44 am**

I slap you for trying to get me hooked on catnip... But to be fair it's good stuff

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:20 pm**

I slap you for getting your catnip in my beer.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:20 pm**

I slap you with a 50 lb. catnip slapper.

I know it makes no sense. I am doing it anyways.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:07 pm**

I slap you for weaponizing feline indulgence crops.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:10 pm**

I slap you for assuming it is only for felines.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:17 am**

I slap Zestortinge in agreement

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:35 am**

TUAM is slapped for endorsing conditions which encourage feline deprivation of limited botanical supplies.

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:21 pm**

I slapped TUAM for judging my life choices

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:19 pm**

I slapped TUAM for being upset by other people judging their life choices

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:59 am**

I slap TUAM for failing to appreciate judgementalism in a non-judgemental judgementality....

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:31 pm**

I slapped TUAM for Not Half being a fan of WestoN films.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:48 pm**

I slap TUAM in a complementing way for their poems

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