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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:08 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But the FBI is chasing you since you stole it from a bank.
I wish for one of
these watches.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:21 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's just a toy and can't you can't really tell time with it.
I wish Futurama would continue to be aired.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:22 pm
by copper
Granted: It is already airing out in space, on the Planet Omicron Persei 8, a thousand years from now
I wish I had never joined the forums.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:26 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you somehow made you way back.
I wish I never made my previous account on here.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:30 pm
by WeirdGamer
Granted, you never discovered Housepets! so you never made that or any account.
I wish I didn't have to do homework.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:36 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You get loads of chores instead.
I wish my coursework was easier.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:06 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you were caught cheating the system. You are now kicked out out of it.
I wish for better people to join Phi Kappa Theta.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:25 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But they leave all other types of theatre, destroying the dramatic arts.
I wish my computer was virus-proof while still having an internet connection.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:09 pm
by copper
Granted: All of the programming required to do so makes it run incredibly slowly.
I wish I knew what happens at the end of the universe.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:10 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
granted, but you die along with the universe
I wish I had more free time
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:50 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, now you're in Soviet Russia.
I wish my dad would remember to sign out of Skype.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:33 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But he leaves facebook open instead.
I wish dragons were real.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:40 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
granted. your hometown is burninated
I wish for orange soda
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:51 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's so flat that it somehow became orange syrup.
I wish I knew who REALLY discovered America.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:57 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But you can't open the bottles/cans.
I wish for "A brain," "A heart," "A home," "DA NOIVE!"
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:56 am
by yehoshua
Granted, you get paper with those words written on it.
I wish for more cones in my eyes to see more colors.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:59 am
by RioluNation
Oh it's granted alright. The cone you got is a traffic cone. Now every time your in danger, you say "Protect me, Cone!"
I wish I had early access to RWBY.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:42 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You can only get them at 3am.
*sings* "I wish that I knew how it would feel to be free."
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:49 am
by yehoshua
Free like a bird? *tosses you over a cliff*
I wish I could go home.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You get sent to a stranger's home.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:55 am
by yehoshua
Granted, they pile up in your kitchen and you don't have anything to eat on.
I wish I could go to England.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:02 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But they wont let you past the border.
I wish um.... I wish um...
*sings*
"I wish I was in Dixie, hurray, hurray!"
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:39 pm
by copper
You are now in Dixieland, and all the rides are broken.
I wish I could make water at will.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:10 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
granted, but you don't know anyone named Will at whom you can make water.
I wish pokemon were real
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:24 pm
by Argent
Granted, pokemon are real, humans are imaginary.
I wish whatever I ate that's disagreeing with me would eliminate itself.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:39 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. It self-destructs, eliminating you in the process.
I wish I owned my own chocolate factory.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:11 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, Wily Wonka is now in charge and you are kicked out.
I wish for an unlimited supply of Reese's Pieces.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:37 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You now eat only them. But you get sick of them.
I wish for a signet ring.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:56 pm
by yehoshua
Done, it's too small.
I wish for a better singing voice.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:05 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You're turned into a lark.
I wish for providence to smile upon me.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:17 pm
by yehoshua
They are smiling but in amusement.
I wish I had money to buy a better computer.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:21 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But once you've bought the computer the mafia comes looking for repayment for their loan.
I wish life was equipped with comedic sound effects.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:54 pm
by WeirdGamer
Granted. The sound effects play at completely inappropriate times.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:56 pm
by hypernovatic
Done. You can never sleep again.
i wish I didn't have to clean my house.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:01 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You get to clean mine instead.
I wish for an icecream.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:42 pm
by copper
Granted, Ice makes cream now, and it tastes horrible. Meanwhile, cows no longer make milk...
I wish the images in my head would go away.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:25 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. Your mind is forevermore completely blank.
I wish I had the power of telekinesis.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 12:13 am
by RioluNation
Granted. You're only able to do it on yourself.
I wish I could read everyone's mind.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:31 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But the influx of thoughts drives you insane.
I wish I had more good luck.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:17 am
by Kyuunado
Granted, but all your friends and family become extremely unlucky which collectively is worse than your increase.
I wish housepets! became a daily comic.