Housepets!

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 1:28 pm**

You get mold.

I insert strawberries.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 5:39 pm**

You get jam.

I insert matches.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 10:28 pm**

You get a bottle of lighter fluid.

I insert the vending machine.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 10:33 pm**

You get the people who fill the vending machine with stuff complaining that they don't know what to give you.
I insert a rubber duck.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 12:38 am**

You get its function.

I insert a suit of armor.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 6:36 am**

You get a de-armored knight.
I insert an eraser.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 7:11 am**

You get a vending machine, with all buttons blank.

I insert old headphones.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 7:49 am**

you get a phonograph.

i insert a record.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 11:10 am**

You get a Beatles CD.

I insert a jar of marmalade.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 4:09 pm**

You get a crumpet.
I insert a shamrock.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 6:56 pm**

You get beer.

I insert Brent & Render.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 8:50 pm**

You get Hlaoroo.
I insert a blade of grass from Virginia.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 9:51 am**

You get prosecuted by the people you've caused to have allergic reactions.

I insert 10 years worth of YouTube videos.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 3:34 pm**

You get the not quite 5 hours that it takes to upload these 10 years of videos.

I insert the statistics page of Youtube.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 8:40 pm**

you get a census form.

I insert an improperly filed requisition for a nonexistent item.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 9:00 pm**

You get Gene Wilder saying this.
I insert a mango.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:02 am**

You get chutney.

I insert Johnny Depp.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:08 pm**

You get Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

I insert a lightsaber.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:52 pm**

You get a Darth Vader's mask.

I insert an axe.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:52 pm**

You get a lot of angry SW fans using it on Disney's producers, since Hans Solo is apparently married - and not to Leia.

I insert a time machine.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:54 pm**

You get the time squad. (Does anyone remember that show?)

I insert Avenue Q.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:01 pm**

You get a possessed Muppet.
Why is it possessed you ask? *shrug* iunno.

I insert a borg cube.

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:33 pm**

You get a Trans-Warp-Drive.

I insert a pizza.

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:59 pm**

Since it already gave out Tiger last time, you get Mr Arbelt instead.

I insert Truck, on a truck.

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:22 pm**

You get a stick to shift with.

I insert the 2nd Harry Potter movie.

Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:29 pm**

You get a stamped year of the snape stamp.

I insert a head massager and some video game OSTs.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:07 pm**

You get a broken head massager and the OSTs of Tails of Babylon... in the related thread... over in the projects forum.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:12 pm**

the vending machine sputters and dies because you forgot to insert something.

I insert your wallet in the hopes of restarting it.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:32 am**

You get laughter and a charitable handout.

I insert my lack of insertion.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:40 pm**

You get a note saying "Invalid Insertion".
I insert a picture of myself with rubber gloves on my ears while I'm making a silly face.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:14 am**

You get printed negativ poster of your picture.

I insert a dolphin.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:50 am**

You get a bunch of deposed human leaders

I insert a squirrel

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:03 am**

You get a Diss looking at you suspiciously with a banhammer.
I insert a plushie German Shepherd.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:16 am**

You get a real German Shepherd (though what you'd do with some German guy with a shepherd's crook, I have no idea...or why you had a plushie of him, for that matter). o.0

I insert another squirrel. (Dolphins can't be allowed to take over the world - I don't like fish!

)

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:14 pm**

The machine momentarily sputters before spiting out 100 angry boomrats.

I insert the change veb dropped when he caught hound's collar over in the other thread.

Posted: **Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:32 pm**

You get chewing gum.

I insert Harry Potter's wand.

Posted: **Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:09 pm**

You get voldemort.

I insert a copy of Persona 3.

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:01 am**

You get a Gekkoukan High School uniform.

I insert a weather balloon.

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:19 am**

You get a water balloon.

I insert Fido.

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:06 am**

You Get Sabrina.

I insert Jess.

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