Housepets!

Ilovehousepets wrote:

Wall Health: 14412
Wall Status: Confused.

Lu Bu's Health: 7500
Lu Bu's Status: Disatisfied

Mystic Wolf(3 & 4) - You are able to heal KalloonWhite back to 100, and your Esuna fixes up his paper cuts.
yehoshua(2) - Unfortunately, it begins to snow, making it very difficult to heat up your hands to the melting point of the wall, so you eventually just give up.
Gizmo36(3) - A giant gear falls from the sky and hits the wall. 307 damage
TigerStryke(1) - You summon Lu bu, but he mistakes you and the treasure hunters for the enemy instead of the wall. Now you have to deal with him, AND the wall. Lu Bu can can attack anybody currently playing from now on until he's defeated.
RandomGeekNamedBrent(3) - And sleep well you shall. You have recovered what little health you lost.
ManaWolf(5) - You charge it up, and it turns into a Falcon Punch barrage, and you deal a whopping 683 damage to the wall!
FlintTheSquirrel(3) - You aren't as lucky this time. All you throw are some frag grenades. 328 damage
loomCAT(5) - It turns into a meteor shower! Each meteor hit the wall at blazing speeds! 721 damage
Helmetzid(4) - Just your average Falcon Punch, but it's still very effective. 472 damage
Gokurahn(2) - Unfortunately, you are unable to muster the energy required to kamehameha, and you stop to take a breath.
redmarker97(6) - The artilleries are packing multiple hydrogen bombs, and the warthogs are firing off explosive rounds. The clips don't seem to end for several hours. They must have packed a lot of supplies. 937 damage
Medli(5) - You stare at the wall so intensely, that you start shooting laser beams from your eye sockets. 640 damage
tattorack(4) - You slash at the wall a few times with the sword, and it works to your advantage. 421 damage

Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items: Falling Star|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items: Shape shifting powers, Flame Mace Tail Attachment|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Med-kit|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Thick Fire Hands, God-like Guitar|
Ebly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Troll mod powers|
TigerStryke - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items = Wood Branch|
ManaWolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Super Fists of Awesomeness|
sonic id furreh!!! - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Apples of Small Explosions (4)|
KalloonWhite - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Magic Cards|
redmarker97 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Area Strike Caller|
Mystic Wolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Ancient Tome of Healing Magics|
Gizmo36 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = A cell phone which lets you contact the God of Machinery (I really ran out of ideas for an item to associate you. Sorry. ) |
Helmetzid - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Fists of Flame|
Gokurahn - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Saiyan stuff, I dunno|
Medli - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Laser Goggles|
Tattorack - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Energized Katana|

Ilovehousepets wrote:

Wall Health: 13718
Wall Status: Confused.

Lu Bu's Health: 7500
Lu Bu's Status: Disatisfied

FlintTheSquirrel(5) - You throw a safe loaded with explosives at the wall. 694 damage
RandomGeekNamedBrent(2) You transform into a monkey, but the transformation leaves you out-of-breath, so you take a break.
Ebly(4) - You edit some of the bricks into lolcat images. Everybody laughs so hard, that it does damage for some reason. 477 damage
Lu Bu(4) - Lu Bu slashes at ManaWolf, and deals 23 damage.


Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items: Falling Star|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items: Shape shifting powers, Flame Mace Tail Attachment|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Med-kit|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Thick Fire Hands, God-like Guitar|
Ebly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Troll mod powers|
TigerStryke - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items = Wood Branch|
ManaWolf - |Health = 77| |Weapons & Items = Super Fists of Awesomeness|
sonic id furreh!!! - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Apples of Small Explosions (4)|
KalloonWhite - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Magic Cards|
redmarker97 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Area Strike Caller|
Mystic Wolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Ancient Tome of Healing Magics|
Gizmo36 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = A cell phone which lets you contact the God of Machinery|
Helmetzid - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Fists of Flame|
Gokurahn - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Saiyan stuff, I dunno|
Medli - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Laser Goggles|
Tattorack - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Energized Katana|

Ilovehousepets wrote:

Wall Health: 10103
Wall Status: Awake and not happy.

Lu Bu's Health: 7191
Lu Bu's Status: A little mad.

Construction Boots' Health: 1000
Construction Boots' Status: Confused

FlintTheSquirrel(6) - You sit down, do nothing, and fall asleep. While you're sleeping though, you start sleep walking and you rapidly throw a bunch of nukes from out of nowhere at the wall. 938 damage!
RandomGeekNamedBrent(4) - You throw the chocolate at him, and he falls into the wall hard. 309 damage to Lu Bu, 375 damage to the wall.
Wanderer(5) - You watch from afar, and offer assistance and supplies via helicopters. 4 Medium-Sized Medkits for everybody.
RandomExtra(1) - You go to grab a ray gun, but it explodes in your hands! Severe damage to yourself, and broken arms.
Ebly(4) - The part of the wall you lick turns into ice cream, and you eat the entire part of the wall that is ice cream. Too bad it wasn't much. 354 damage
MegaWolf(1) - Lu Bu sees you attempting to contact his love, and slashes at you multiple times to prevent her from getting harmed in any accidents. You are heavily damaged in the flurry of slashes.
Zukio(5+4) - You throw a pie at the wall, and it randomly explodes. You are able to make a bunch more of these exploding pies. 564 damage
Therolyn(4) - You fire acid at the wall from a modified water shotgun, doing 472 damage.
Grape_Jelly(3) - You whack at the wall with your broom, and you do 372 damage.
Construction Boots(2) - You we're unable to patch up the wall, but your attempt to do so has lead you to become a traitor. You are now open to attack from the treasure hunters.


Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items: Falling Star|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items: Shape shifting powers, Flame Mace Tail Attachment, Medium-Sized Medkit (2)|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Medium-Sized Med-kit (5)|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Thick Fire Hands, God-like Guitar, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Ebly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Troll mod powers, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
TigerStryke - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items = Wood Branch, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
ManaWolf - |Health = 77| |Weapons & Items = Super Fists of Awesomeness, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
sonic id furreh!!! - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Apples of Small Explosions (4), Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
KalloonWhite - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Magic Cards, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
redmarker97 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Area Strike Caller, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Mystic Wolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Ancient Tome of Healing Magics, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Gizmo36 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = A cell phone which lets you contact the God of Machinery, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Helmetzid - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Fists of Flame, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Gokurahn - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Saiyan stuff, I dunno, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Medli - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Laser Goggles, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Tattorack - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Energized Katana, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Wanderer - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Binoculars, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
RandomExtra - |Health = 67, BROKEN ARMS| |Weapons & Items = Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
MegaWolf - |Health = 52| |Weapons & Items = Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Zukio - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Cook Book, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Therolyn - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Modified Water Pistol, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|
Grape_Jelly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Super Evil Broom of Random Destruction, Medium-Sized Medkit (4)|

sean21 wrote: also why is Boots helping the wall, do you guys want me to use a sealing technique on him next turn.