Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:31 am**

I follow you out of the crowd and trade something shiny for the win.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:51 am**

I trade a fake win with you and keep the real one for myself AND your shiny thing.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:24 am**

You get charged and indicted for stealing Mickey's shiny thing and forgery/fraud. As such I get back the real win and Mickey gets the shiny thing.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:29 am**

I steal your tags, get you arrested as a feral (the chip won't hurt...much) and accept the victory.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:22 pm**

I quickly snatch Douglas' tags back (and give them back), and while your distracted with the missing tags, I take the win and jump through a inter-dimensional portal.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:31 pm**

I route the end of the portal so you arrive behind me and I win again. So little ti-iime and, if anyone can, I can...

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:40 pm**

I tackle you while your singing, jump on a Vespa scooter and speed off with the win.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:40 pm**

I clothesline you off the Vespa, take the win with my muzzle, and accidentally swallow it

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:17 pm**

I preform the hemlock and take the win when you cough it up. I stuff it in my handkerchief and run.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:24 pm**

I take the win, along with your handkerchief, and hide in a smelly high school locker room

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:49 pm**

I walk in with no problem (Mickey Strawters lives on a farm, I have experience with smells) locating the bright red handkerchief and the win. I topple over dirty hampers to create a large barricade before running off.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:53 pm**

I come up from the other side, tug the win from you, and leave while whistling innocently.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:27 am**

I show you the no-whistling-sign and take the win our of your confused paws.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:23 am**

While you are busy chewing on your baby doll, I sneak up and swap out the win with a convincing fake, leaving no evidence of who took it, deactivate the tracking device you attached, and disappear to an undisclosed location.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:19 am**

Since everybody knows that undislosed location is an Abandoned Mineshaft just outside the city, I go there and take the win while you are distracted by utilities in place.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:49 am**

I distract you by putting a 'one way' sign that points in two directions in front of you. I zip off to win whilst you ponder...

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:09 pm**

I jump from a tree down on top of you and steal the win.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:21 pm**

I hold onto the win long enough for your line to go taut. Then I release, slamming you back up into the branch. I take the win you dropped.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:27 pm**

As you take the win, you release the line and I fall right on top of you. As you lay there dazed, I take the win and escape.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:26 pm**

Mods always cheat at these games by closing the thread after commenting so until then, I WIN!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:38 pm**

I'm not a mod, so can win as well.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:32 pm**

A dead chicken flies into your engine, causing you to land; I take the win as payment for engine parts.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:40 pm**

I show the Police the picture of you firing the Chicken into the engine and you're arrested. Thus I win.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:48 pm**

The investigators discover that the photo was photoshopped and arrest you for fraud. The win reverts to me.

Posted: **Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:47 pm**

I pop out of a tree that I was hiding in, waiting for the right time. Grab the win, and drive off in a Porsche (I hope I spelt that right..)

Posted: **Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:39 pm**

Distracted by the thought of having possibly spelled Porsche wrong, you run into a barrier. I catch up and take back the win while you are rushed off in an ambulance.

Posted: **Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:32 am**

I put a sign that says "I did it!" on your back so I win.

Posted: **Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:30 am**

Forum spammers can't win. *takes the win from your paws*

Posted: **Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:55 am**

As long as no mods lock up the thread, I win.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:36 am**

Calmly walks up and takes the win before walking away.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:54 am**

Mickey taking Mickey's win? Something's wrong... *takes the win to supervise it*

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:19 pm**

But that Mickey's a Luxray. I'm a mouse, not to be confused with the Disney icon! *Takes win for not being a copyrighted character*

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:53 pm**

A police officer pulls you over and asks to see your ID. Upon seeing the image of a cat as the picture, he determines your ID is fake and has your car impounded. I take the win that you left in the car.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:57 pm**

I call upon Mickey Strawers from Applegate, whom is the cat in my picture. The officer clears me and I shrink the win from my mouse paws to run off with.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:08 am**

I pick you up, shake off the win from you and swallow it like a key, before tossing you into some pile of hay.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:32 am**

"We're playing it Tom and Jerry style? Ok!"

I dive into the hay, finding a needle. I attach some string, throw it, and swing into your mouth. I snatch the win and jump out, running into a mouse hole.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:43 am**

I smoke you out of your hole and take the win.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:44 am**

I paint your tail to look like the win, running off with the real one myself.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:00 pm**

I stomp on you and take the win.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:04 pm**

I react quickly and take the win!

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