Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:51 am**

Granted: They just nibble playfully.

I wish VEB would play with the pencil plants.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:12 pm**

Granted. They now are allergic to metal and plastic...

I wish for the new ceramic pot for pencil plants!

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:30 pm**

Granted, but the plants knocked it over and broke it.

I wish for some duct tape to fix the pot.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:54 pm**

Granted: you have some cello-tape with ducks carved into it.

I wish you had a stronger pot.

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:37 am**

Granted, the pot is very strong and starts fighting the plant.

I wish that the plant and the pot were edible..

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:09 am**

Granted. They are only edible by a specific kind of fish from Amazon river.

I wish now they do NOT eat walking talking pets

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:17 pm**

Granted, they are not dangerous to Preliminary English Tests that have become animate beings. That said, walking talking educational material are rather rare so I'm not sure why you would need to protect that.

I wish for the pencil plant and pot monster to merge together and become skyscraper sized, so they may trash the city MMPR style.

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:31 pm**

Granted, all it manages to trash is the Abandoned Warehouse district, which was too expensive to demolish anyway, and upon defeat by the Rangers, it falls on top of you, THEN explodes.

I wish I could find the right perler beads for the projects I wanted to do.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:42 am**

Granted, however one project called for an uncommon color that isn't sold by itself and you had to buy 5 of theseto get enough of them to finish.

I wish that explosion hadn't made such a mess of my armor... there's soot everywhere...

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:12 am**

Granted: a time travelling dog just borrowed your armour before the explosion.

I wish that you would clean yourself before having the armour returned.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:59 am**

Granted. But she uses your fur as a towel.

I wish Serence wasn't so good at checkers.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:02 pm**

granted . You just wasted a wish because I'm not good at checkers at all XD .
I wish for the ability to win any games

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:10 pm**

Granted. You can win any game, but not all games. Literally just any game. And you have the same chance of winning as anyone else because just because you can win doesn't mean you will.

I wish Google would only show the results you actually want to see rather than what it thinks you want to see.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:04 pm**

Granted: However ad-blockers are now obsolete, so ad-blocker companies are now coming after you for making that wish.

I wish I knew where my pencil was.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:19 pm**

Granted, you now know where your lost pencil is. Best you can do is look at it from afar.

I wish I had a longer vacation.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:36 pm**

Granted: Your vacation was just extended due to an accident at the airport. However, late booking fees are costly this time of year.

I wish you knew that my lost pencil was blue like you.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:59 am**

Granted, it is now blue. The worst shade of blue ever created. So is everything else in existence, thereby ensuring it and rocky match. The lack of color and shade differentiation makes clear vision impossible and you are blamed.

I wish to still be pink.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:06 am**

Granted, but now you can change to any other color.

I wish for a million dollars.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:15 am**

Granted, you are paid in Monopoly (tm) money.

I wish for free pizza.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:16 am**

Granted. It's your most hated kind of pizza, and it's not even cooked right.

I wish I could draw animals.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:19 am**

Granted. Slugs are animals. You can now draw slugs in an amazing variety of styles. But only slugs.

I wish this pizza was properly cooked.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:58 pm**

Granted. But it's got pickles on it now. Who puts pickles on a pizza? Yuck!

I wish I could see my name up in lights!

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:38 pm**

Granted. The lights are so intense they blind anyone who sees them, however.

I wish I could travel to other planets.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:45 pm**

Granted. however your ship only goes to an airless planet made entirely out of Dill pickle, anchovy, and black olive pizza.

I wish more pizza places carried dill pickle slices as a topping.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:15 am**

Granted, all of them now only have pickles and pickles only. No meat, cheese, or other veggies.

I'm suddenly curious how pickles would work on a pizza. A part of me wants to test that now.

I wish I was more creative with pizzas.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:46 am**

Granted. You now try different shapes - square pizzas, triangular pizzas, and so on.

I wish that Minecraft runs smoothly on my computer at all times.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:12 am**

Granted, Minecraft has reverted back to its pre-indev state. There are only 16 block types, no items, no crafting, no mobs, no day/night cycle or lighting effects, water is broken, and 64x64x64 is the only world size available. but atleast it runs smoothly on pretymuch anything...

I wish you hadn't done that...

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:18 pm**

The previous wish has been undone, so has the resulting wish you made. So it's been redone and your wish has been remade, which un-undid it as well as your remade wish, un-un-undoing and so on and son on.

I wish it was simpler to explain.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:04 am**

Granted. Paradoxes have been taken out of account, and we may now move on freshly, however... The cost of doing so has drained you mentally and physically, and you will have to lie in bed for several days.
I wish that I could get all of my schoolwork done easily, and without hassle.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:57 am**

Granted, you've been sent back to kindergarten. The schoolwork is by comparison quite simple.

I wish i wasn't having so much trouble sleeping lately.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:59 am**

Granted. You are in a coma for 2 weeks

I wish I knew what to wish for

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:47 pm**

Granted, but you can't wish for it know because you spent your wish.

I wish I had more time to do my hobbies.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:23 am**

Granted, you now have a lot more free time, all of which is spent making hobby horses.

I wish I could win the lottery

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:29 pm**

Granted. You won it in an extremely suspicious way, given you won it on a week where you didn't buy a ticket for the draw in question, and go to jail for fraud.

I wish there was a way to save the characters some of my games force me to leave behind.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:58 pm**

Granted; all of your games now auto-save every minute, so you don't lose anything forever any more. That's a lot of saves though.

I wish my paperwork would organise it'self.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:01 pm**

Granted, but they're not organized in the way you want it.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:38 pm**

Granted: You have one million dollars one 1 dollar notes and nothing to carry them in.

I wish I had a Faux Fur cloak.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:59 pm**

Granted, but the wish granter misheard you, and now PETA is hounding you for owning a fox fur coat.

I wish I could wear my fursuit without getting hot.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:22 pm**

Grated, it's heavily raining directly onto you every time you wear your suit - no matter if you're inside or outside.

I wish I could get up easier in the morning.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:26 pm**

Granted. Your bed now pushes you onto the floor at 5 am every morning, meaning you have to get up.

I wish I could draw.

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