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Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:13 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Now slide to the left, and the win into my pocket.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:52 pm
by Zesortinge
I rode a bus, took the win, then rode off.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 4:17 pm
by NHWestoN
Whew, thought I'd lost this thread ....... but I found it ...... what? .... I "win", too !! oh, hippity-hoo-raye!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:22 pm
by Zesortinge
I win because I know a hippo.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:00 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, I know the hippo's mom and she told him to give the "win" to me.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:16 pm
by Zesortinge
I win because I can't think of a reason.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 10:07 am
by NHWestoN
'I HAVE RETURNED!!!" hey, wait ... where are the adoring crowds? ... the thundering applause? ... the pulsating rock bands? Well ... okay ... jus'nothin, huh? ... I'll just take the "win" and go .......... :(
sigh....

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 4:11 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sorry about that, Weston, I gave the greeting party the wrong address. Lets make a trade -- thank you!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 9:27 pm
by Zesortinge
I win because I am thirsty.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 8:34 am
by Nathan Kerbonaut
I win because I'm craving some pie.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 1:24 pm
by NHWestoN
I got pie ... and the "win". I sorta wanted ice cream, though ........

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:04 pm
by FireworkFox
I'll give you some ice cream and take the "win" in exchange.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:08 pm
by NHWestoN
Very thoughtful ... so I'll gladly share. But ,gotta take back the "win" ... it's the game, you know.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 7:18 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Your 12-day free trial of the win has expired. For your convenience I'll retrieve it free of charge. You wouldn't want the late fee ;)

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:45 pm
by NHWestoN
I brought this thread out of its catatonic state so I win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:02 pm
by Gael
I swoop in and take the win while you aren’t looking

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:36 pm
by NHWestoN
Oops! Updraft! I win!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 7:42 pm
by Gael
I bribe you with chocolate and take the win

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:44 am
by NHWestoN
So thoughtful of you - that's why I really feel guilty about nipping the "win" back.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:58 pm
by HoundInATree
I returned, I posted and I took off with the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:00 am
by Gael
I rush in and tackle you for the win before running away at top speed

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 1:14 pm
by NHWestoN
Hey, slow down - you're going right over that 100 cli.......... Oh, well, guess I'll just saunter on down and pick up the "win" as it floats, featherlike, in the wake of your "yah-hoo-hoooooooey" (quote is from Goofy).

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:29 am
by HoundInATree
'Thank you for helping 'return' the 'stolen' win to me.'

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:25 pm
by NHWestoN
Naww, I'm keepin' it ... here's the wrapper it came in.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:19 am
by HoundInATree
You fool, the wrapper was the win all along.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:56 pm
by NHWestoN
The Ol'"Wrapper-Disguised-as-the-"Win"" trick - works every time.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:11 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
The oldest trick in the book, they say... which was written by me, the acclaimed expert in winning.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:56 pm
by Dogglar
Hmm...

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:36 pm
by NHWestoN
Precisely my point!! So I win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 5:12 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Was there any doubt? Actually there was. The refs went away to discuss it and came back to say that the win's actually mine.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:39 pm
by NHWestoN
This decision is too important to be left to a committee. Rather, the situation cries out for leadership. Or, more bluntly, I'm just gonna steal the fool thing!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:54 pm
by NHWestoN
Hey, where'd everybody go? Did I really win? That's not fun ................................................................... :cry:

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:59 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
I heard New Hampshire never wins? ;)

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:19 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, no. We have a lot of snowstorms so most opponents forfeit. That's how I "win", too. ;)

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:46 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Aww, you guys waited for me. Thanks for keeping the win warm!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:10 am
by Welsh Halfwit
I needed a handsome fall guy to distract people from me grabbing the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:59 am
by NHWestoN
What? This is still here? What? I won !!!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:51 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Nope, that one's just for show. The real one's in a place you'll neeeever find!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:50 am
by CuriousCnidarian
Mom says it's my turn to win

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:23 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Aw no way! She said we have to share it. But me first.