Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:37 am

I use edo tensei on you and trap your soul. And you die of starvation due to my lack of a brain.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:40 am

I use the take heart spell to remove some of that enthusiasm you have.
I then use the "give heart spell" to drop that enthusiasm in another game!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:42 am

I freeze time around you and seal you within another aspect if space. You are locked in my eyes dimension.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:44 am

I poor lemon juice in your eye dimension!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:47 am

... You realize it's another dimension and not a part of me right? All you did was waste what little food you actually had in there.
I shift the realms terrain to make it even more annoying for you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:51 am

I cast the gateway spell and return to my dimension... and then I fill your temple with lemon juice!

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:00 am

I put you in Kyuubi's flooded temple with concrete shoes at your feet.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:30 am

I tie you to Chaoko.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:59 am

I hold your neck and won't let go.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:59 am

I spoil all of your plans by unflooding it. But the lights are you and a grue eats you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:18 pm

I push you off rainbow road!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 2:10 am

I launch 100,000 blue shells at you. One. After. The. Other.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:16 am

I tie you paws to four trees and tickle you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:18 am

I use my incinerating forest technique on you. Thousands upon thousands of ignited trees that will never burn.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:54 am

I shiver of fear of the non burning trees.

Just poking you with a stick.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:04 am

I crush you with the forest of fire. They don't burn, but anything in and near them does!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 1:53 pm

I throw you headfirst into a fire hydrant.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 1:56 pm

I smash you in the face with a beehive.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:15 pm

I punch your face... In the face... With my face... -s face.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:16 pm

I punch you in the face as well.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:00 pm

FACE PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:17 pm

I inject you with a nice, relaxing dose of cobra venom.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:28 pm

I relax, right off of a skyscraper. Fortunately for me, it took a bit to metabolize the venom (poor dosage control, man... not nearly enough to kill me) and you're there to break my fall. Unfortunately for you... Well, you're there to break my fall.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:54 pm

I force you to skydive without a parachute.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:46 pm

MORE ANTHRAX!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:00 am

I pick up the Eiffel Tower and stab you with it.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:02 am

I de-orbit the Moon so that it lands directly on top of you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:08 am

I use majoras mask and Planetary Devastation to throw a even larger and freaky troll-faced moon right back at you.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:26 am

I out maneuver it using my high thrust to weight ratio. [There is a joke there somewhere. *farts*

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I collapse the Sun into a black hole. *waits* This might take a while.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:34 am

I place a white hole next to the black hole. Reality breaks down.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:51 am

*Nails your feet to a giant helium balloon headed for the edge of space*

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:56 am

I use you as the giant helium baloon.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:42 pm

I make you a hydrogen balloon. Then light you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:18 pm

I toss a Neutron Star at you!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:20 pm

I throw you into an escape pod and jettison you into the nearest quasar.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:23 pm

I dropkick you.

Saturn381 wrote:I force you to skydive without a parachute.

Poor choice. I have wings.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:27 pm

NOT ANYMORE...

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:32 pm

I super-glue a thermite grenade to your forehead.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:37 pm

I zap you with a taser.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:45 pm

I empty a can of pepper-spray into your eyeballs.